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Old 18th May 2006
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Ashlee Simpson and the hidden agenda

Okay, I just want to thank djwayne for getting me interested in Ashlee Simpson and in the ancient pyramids. I knew nothing of the ancient pyramids before djwayne! Thank you, wayne.

Thank you also to djwayne for introducing me to Katherine Cohen. Who is she? 36 year-old Katherine Cohen is the founder and CEO of IvyWise, LLC, a New York City and Los Angeles based company that helps students from all over the country gain admissions to their ideal schools, from nursery school through graduate school.




So, in conclusion, i think auto pan should be used on the output (master fader) of every track. Liberally.
Old 18th May 2006
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The return of the bastard son of Walters who stopped taking his lithium?
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spammage supreme....
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Someone's a few modules short of a Neve console
Old 18th May 2006
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Dude, it's Ashlee, not Ashley.

"hybrid toddlers" ??

Go away....far away......
Johndjwayne? djwayne? Are you suffering from Jekyl/Hyde syndrome? Responding to your own demented alter-ego? Just ignore it, stay off the jack, and don't look in the mirror!!!

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Do 'Hybrid Toddlers' run on ethynol or biodiesel? What kind of mileage do they get (city and highway please)?

Thanks
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Someone's a few modules short of a Neve console
Or possibly one "Q" short of fully parametric....
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Best post ever.
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Worst post ever.
Old 18th May 2006
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anyone seen her new nose?!?!?!?
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old nose...
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anyone seen her new nose?!?!?!?
How dare you "present" her nose to me!!! I don't need that! I DON'T NEED THAT!!

DP
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I love the internet...
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yes - worst post EVER.

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How dare you "present" her nose to me!!! I don't need that! I DON'T NEED THAT!!

DP
LMFAO!!!

BTW, WTF are Hybrid Toddlers, or who....?

sdf
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Johndjwayne? djwayne? Are you suffering from Jekyl/Hyde syndrome? Responding to your own demented alter-ego? Just ignore it, stay off the jack, and don't look in the mirror!!!

Oh great, now there's two of them. heh heh

Shane
Old 18th May 2006
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anyone seen her new nose?!?!?!?
yes and it looks better, is there a problem?
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How dare you "present" her nose to me!!! I don't need that! I DON'T NEED THAT!!

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hahaha, I just wanted to get that in before this thread got locked, sorry guys.
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The spirit of Walters will never die..........I hope. heh
The butt itchy code is for real.
Old 18th May 2006
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who cares if she fixed her nose, the girl CAN'T SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Old 18th May 2006
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Getting testy?

I personally could not care how many records she has sold. That's not how I make my living.

But thanks for calling us losers... what, did you track and mix her record?

I've mixed her live for broadcast, which is what I do for a living...she simply can't sing to save her life.

Why does that simple truth anger you? You have every right to like her if you like her. I just have no patience for people with no talent.
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Hey guys,

No point having tiffs over a passer by ...

Sh'es just like any other pop band (fake or not fake).

The world needs balance, she's just a part of it .

I don't like her vibe myself but then again ....at least 3 million people do ...that's a lot to argue with so why bother.


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>> when are you going to get up there and sing ???

Good idea! Jim, next time do us all a favor and sing instead of her. Remember to sing out of key and/or lip-sync to the wrong song. Takes practice but you can get it.

-synthoid
Old 18th May 2006
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Wow you mixed her live for broadcast. Now I'm impressed, so when are you going to get up there and sing ???
Why can you not understand that we don't want to be fake pop acts....

Most people here like to record and mix music for a living. They have been around music forever and know the good from the Ashlee.

Jim is successful in what he wants to be doing. He is an audio engineer and not a pop singer.

Why do you have this complex that everyone wishes they were Ashlee Simpson?
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bucket of cement.
Still would have more talent then Ashlee

Also, it doesn't take a musically trained singer to know talentless puppets when they hear em.

Ashlee can lipsync til the cows come home, I don't care. 5 years from now no one will know who she is or care.
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I don't. I'm just sick and tired of hearing the same old Ashlee bashing from people who have never sung a note professionally in their lives. It is so unimaginitive, so boring.....but so easy to trash somebody else in the spotlight. Very unprofessional.

Jim may be very good at what he does, but with his snotty attitude, I wouldn't let him mix a bucket of cement.
Thanks for that- I didn't realise you were in charge of what Jim does with is time.

FWIW, I sing, professionally even- and she's rubbish.

JR
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It is so unimaginitive, so boring.....but so easy to trash somebody else in the spotlight.
Watch this and get back to us:

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2662083?htv=12
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Fer GOD'S SAKE!!
Will this f*cker NEVER die?????????????
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I'm just sick and tired of hearing the same old Ashlee bashing from people who have never sung a note professionally in their lives. It is so unimaginitive, so boring.....but so easy to trash somebody else in the spotlight. Very unprofessional.
Selling 3 million records is not a prerequisite for critiquing Ashlee Simpson, or any other mediocre musician. Most of us here make out living by making people like her sound good...who better to judge her talent if not us? 40 years ago they wouldn't have let her near a recording studio. Today, we have autotune and the big marketing machine that the record industry has become.

Now, while I do think Ashlee is only famous because of her sister, I can appreciate her record from a production standpoint.
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Who elected you rinky dink soundmen to be judge ?? The fans are the judges, if they want to spend their money on Ashlee Simpson records that's up to them, and the soundmen are the servants who are supposed to run the sound system, not decide who goes on stage, who sucks and who doesn't, or what cd's I or the fans must buy.

Leave your ego at the door please.
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