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gelatinous substance in turkey...turducken? Virtual Instrument Plugins
Old 1st December 2002
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gelatinous substance in turkey...turducken?

what the hell is the shelf life of this stuff attached to the dark meat in a turkey...I know we are out here in the new world on our own sometimes after so foolish leaving the mother land but do we have to eat this some kind of punishment for religious Turducken...did you guys across the pond think this one up for a giggle...if hat is off to you...and it has a good ring to it...could have been:

1) Turporken
2) Turcarneasada
3) Tursushi
4) Turduckbilledplatapussen

all this talk of hybrids is making me hungry....

peace john
Old 1st December 2002
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It's called "stuffing". You better hope that's all it was.
Old 1st December 2002
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I wish it was stuffing, and...

It got up and walked out on its own about 20 minutes ago...

Has anybody seen a slimey blob near the 405 and the Marina Freeways...

If so, please contact GSRT A.S.A.P....

GSR - Gelatinous Substane Removal Team

Old 1st December 2002
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No, but that stuff pried it's way out of the fridge and down the stairs...

Sh*t, now it's attempting to open the cellar door! How do it know?

Do you have a contact number for the "Gelatinous Substance Removal Team" ?
Old 1st December 2002
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Old 1st December 2002
Somebody call The Glob-Busters!

I aint afraid of no globs!
Old 2nd December 2002
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I've always wondered about that poultry snot...
Old 2nd December 2002
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...but seriously folx,

... methinks the gelatin is fat deposits from the act of shoving one bird inside another, which squeezes the meat and forces the birdfat to a reservoir. That's my best guess.


Old 2nd December 2002
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There's always room for Turkey Jello! Is this like the same stuff on the outside of ?
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