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Old 12th September 2007
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Gear Head
 

SoundClick forums are scary . . .

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IF ANYBODY KNO LET ME KNO AND CUM BUMP MY NEW HIT "WUT?"
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Yo sumone holla at me wit materials for soundproofing
i already know bout tha egg carton
wat else?

and wat about for a popfilter?
In response to that (as a joke):
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People never tell you this one but banana skin slows down sound particles because of the EV-8 proteins from the skin. There are a few ways to mix up the right balance to create a lathe, but I find a good modern smoothie machine pretty much does the job.

If not then take out the banana from the peel and put it in a blender, then scrape off the starchy material from the inside of the skin.
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cool cool
wat bout for pop filters?
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Get a stocking around a hanger and then lace it with raw egg white and bacon fat, put it in the oven for about 30 seconds and it will form a layer of polyethene over the stocking making it harder. If you don't know chemistry that's not a problem, fat contains carbon and hydrogen, the egg white just acts as an accelerant so any thin layer would make the right composition.
Ugh . . .
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OK i bought a microphone and an 1/4 to 1/8 adapter jack so it will record on my pc .. but its not making a sound when i speak in the microphone.. What do i need to get to record audio on my pc
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just download a preamp that will fix the noise and give pro quality even at 0dBfs mastering setting
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only if he has the neumann u87 pro-beatz software ... and pop-filter simulator.

I have the file , but it'll cost you $60.00 for the code-key

I'll send you everything you need for $200.00
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anyone know where i can download condenser mics?
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where can i d/l a wireless phantom power usb adaptor?

i like using phantom power on my beats.

Adds warmth.
I hope these last ones are jokes . . .

I normally don't post things like this on any forum . . . but damn . . . they hurt my head & those are only the tips of the iceberg!
Old 13th September 2007
  #2
Lives for gear
 
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The upside of the internet is (relatively) free flow of information. Downside, no moron filter.heh
Old 13th September 2007
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If those are jokes, they're good ones. If they're not I'm raising my rate.
Old 13th September 2007
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Gear Addict
 

wait....Bananas are NOT good acoustic material!?!? My studio smells terrible for no reason
Old 13th September 2007
  #5
Lives for gear
 

Thats pretty funnyheh Must be a joke right, or else Id like to download a new car.
Old 13th September 2007
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I need to sell those guys some ocean front property in arizona
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