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Old 16th August 2007
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plastic surgery

I'm stuck in this horrible freelance voiceover session. Sitting here waiting for them to figure out changes to a script. The woman who booked it smells like foundation makeup... like a body at a funeral. She has had so many nose jobs that she actually can't breath properly. She makes this creepy "darth vador" sound everytime she inhales. So much botox has been injected in her face...so expressionless. I couldn't be more creeped out if Charles Manson were sitting here in the control room with me.

People who do this to themselves are mentally ill.
Old 16th August 2007
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Old 16th August 2007
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maybe she used to have a big hole in her face, and the plastic surgery was actually an improvement?

I think I'd go for the excentric mask like Darth Vader though...
Old 16th August 2007
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Sorry, but I can't help but laugh thinking about you typing that message while sitting right across from her, the whole time she thinks you're setting up the session.
Old 16th August 2007
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HOpe she doesn't turn to you and say "Funk...I'm your father"
Old 16th August 2007
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You wouldn't live in LA by any chance?
Old 16th August 2007
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You wouldn't live in LA by any chance?
Nope. Tried out LA for two years a decade ago, didn't like it. I missed the snow, neighborhoods, and italian beefs I grew up with.

But yeah, there's some nose jobs out there. And yeah, the client is a transplant from LA.
Old 17th August 2007
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Had a feeling.
Old 17th August 2007
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Record her nasal snorp breathing and post it here
Old 17th August 2007
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Record her nasal snorp breathing and post it here
Please don't.

John
Old 17th August 2007
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wanting to look american at any cost?
kinda trippy

wierd looking some bitch

I lived in Oakland and had a hell of time trying to loose a guythat I belive did this
some times I wonder if our country has under ground rats?
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Old 17th August 2007
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So funny! heh
Old 18th August 2007
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are back on thier own
two feet

good looking out
Mercedes
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