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Old 29th January 2007
  #31
when can I start?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiUlqecQKUo

















(disclaimer: that is NOT me heh)
Old 30th January 2007
  #32
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I'm sorry but our studio can't provide porn to people renting our mix suit etc. I think porn should stay at home - don't bring the porn to work
Maybe things are different in China but I can't think of very many rock sessions that I have done where porn was not involved in some way. Usually, the bands would bring it in
sometimes the studio had it on hand (pun intended) because it was left by the previous band. Some sessions had it playing on the SSL readout screen at the bands request.
Hell, one band even brought in a stripper as a way of saying thanks.
Good luck with your "no porn" policy. I am sure there are alot of christian and classical gigs out there for ya.
Old 30th January 2007
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Maybe things are different in China but I can't think of very many rock sessions that I have done where porn was not involved in some way. Usually, the bands would bring it in
sometimes the studio had it on hand (pun intended) because it was left by the previous band. Some sessions had it playing on the SSL readout screen at the bands request.
Hell, one band even brought in a stripper as a way of saying thanks.
Good luck with your "no porn" policy. I am sure there are alot of christian and classical gigs out there for ya.


CHINA?............come on.........no way.that guy is in china......
Old 30th January 2007
  #34
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Hi guys!

Today I found a used condom under our consol. I'm so scattered right now.
Old 30th January 2007
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"Hi guys!

Today I found a used condom under our consol. I'm so scattered right now."



Wow, thats fukin Gross.. Please tell me you are kidding...!!

Eewwwwwwwwww..
Old 30th January 2007
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He, allright a used condom! Was it one of these cheap Behringer condoms?

I had a band which did bring in some nice pinup posters. So if the drummer would nail a part he got shown the beautiful girl and if he crapped out we would show him some from the book of bad 80s hairdo styling. He improved. That was not about porn, but.... Do you really have to have internet on your controlroom CPU?
I made a decision that the main workhorse and everything on the network was NOT connected, just the little iMac for mails and stuff.
Old 30th January 2007
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Good God Jim Send The Cleanup Crew Stat
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Old 30th January 2007
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dude thats too far...


that dude needs to be told whats up..he's busting wads in your area of work...he can be arrested for doing that **** anywhere in a professional place- even if its your basement your studio is in...


i would lay the law down.

unless you where participating with the strippers
Old 30th January 2007
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Dim, that wasnt Icing on those muffins you had the other day...

Old 30th January 2007
  #40
that's it. now you have to replace the console too.
Old 30th January 2007
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Dim, that wasnt Icing on those muffins you had the other day...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Old 30th January 2007
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I can't fire him because he owns all compressors in our rack - Thanks for the support guys!
Old 30th January 2007
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"I can't fire him because he owns all compressors in our rack"

Dim, forget the compressors!!! you have Multiple Miggs from Silence of the lambs throwing his Man Spunk all over the studio.. See link below for more info..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZspCHP9iKMA
Old 30th January 2007
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ahahahaha man that's scary in a good way
Old 30th January 2007
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His using our studio computer to surf porn - I found out when cleaning the Internet Explorer history...

Well that was his first mistake. Whenever viewing anything questionable, I always clear history, cache, and cookies. Always.
Old 31st January 2007
  #46
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Ever think of Jesus when your talking morals?

I dont know about you guys but just the fact that first he masterbaited then used a condom tells you what this guys moral fiber is like. Thats two hayness sins aginst the Lord God.

Fire him before you get suckd into his tangled web of depravity. A lot of people on these boards talk about how all this stuff is allowed and even encoraged in the "music bizz" when really it's all going to send people to hell even when they think their OKay. Stand up for what's right.
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Old 31st January 2007
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dude, you should hold the compressors while he hires a cleanup crew.
Old 31st January 2007
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I dont know about you guys but just the fact that first he masterbaited then used a condom tells you what this guys moral fiber is like. Thats two hayness sins aginst the Lord God.

Fire him before you get suckd into his tangled web of depravity. A lot of people on these boards talk about how all this stuff is allowed and even encoraged in the "music bizz" when really it's all going to send people to hell even when they think their OKay. Stand up for what's right.
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Well, maybe he had some hooker over. Then a condom would've been a wise precaution. (or not?)
Old 31st January 2007
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I dont know about you guys but just the fact that first he masterbaited then used a condom tells you what this guys moral fiber is like. Thats two hayness sins aginst the Lord God.

Fire him before you get suckd into his tangled web of depravity. A lot of people on these boards talk about how all this stuff is allowed and even encoraged in the "music bizz" when really it's all going to send people to hell even when they think their OKay. Stand up for what's right.
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Is it more moral or less moral if you are thinking about Jesus WHILST masterbating?
Old 31st January 2007
  #50
depends on if he's baby Jesus or Ripped Jesus.
Old 31st January 2007
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I dont know about you guys but just the fact that first he masterbaited then used a condom tells you what this guys moral fiber is like. Thats two hayness sins aginst the Lord God.

Fire him before you get suckd into his tangled web of depravity.

So my friend, go ahead and tell us you never masterbate. And remember, lying is also a sin.
Old 31st January 2007
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I dont know about you guys but just the fact that first he masterbaited then used a condom tells you what this guys moral fiber is like. Thats two hayness sins aginst the Lord God.

Fire him before you get suckd into his tangled web of depravity. A lot of people on these boards talk about how all this stuff is allowed and even encoraged in the "music bizz" when really it's all going to send people to hell even when they think their OKay. Stand up for what's right.
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jesus said "that for he that can hold his own let him shoot forth"
And so it was.
Dude, read your bible and learn to spell some modern words like masturbation and heinous. You might be taken seriously.
Old 31st January 2007
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Good God richmondjames...

That's one freaky deaky, scary ass (perhaps even a tad hayness) avatar you got goin' on there! I'd hate to run into that one in the bright light of day, much less after dark... heh
Old 31st January 2007
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So my friend, go ahead and tell us you never masterbate. And remember, lying is also a sin.
I'm a long-time lurker but I just had to come out of hiding to say.... OWNED!!!!!!!! OH YEAH!
Old 31st January 2007
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This is getting out of hand!!! Today when I walked in to the studio I found the producer naked under the neve console with a used condom and a hooker. I also found traces of root beer and cheap whisky plus all my Tape Op's where gone.

Man I'm about to burst - I feel so helpless!


Thanks for the feedback guys, means a lot to me...
Old 31st January 2007
  #56
you can repay us for all our invaluable advise by making some pictures? or a movie?

"wanda under the neve"
"faders or knobs?"
"push my mix"

great titles all. no charge.
Old 31st January 2007
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Thank you but I don't know how to make ART out of this situation. My mind is still scattered and my heart broken.
Old 31st January 2007
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Jesus

I dont even know what to say about the 'wacking off to baby jesus comment....'

http://www.onlineconfession.org/confess.php

Use the pulldown menu to choose "lust" and tell god what you've been up to I promise it will make you fel better.

And make sure that you're really sorry and click on the "yes i am truly sorry for the sins I have committed" button.
Old 31st January 2007
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Originally Posted by 18WheelsOfFury View Post
I dont even know what to say about the 'wacking off to baby jesus comment....'

http://www.onlineconfession.org/confess.php

Use the pulldown menu to choose "lust" and tell god what you've been up to I promise it will make you fel better.

And make sure that you're really sorry and click on the "yes i am truly sorry for the sins I have committed" button.
Whaaaaattttt?????!!!!
I think you're a little nuts, but I LOVE your avatar. Awesome.

PS....you didn't capitalize "God".... you're going to hell.
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