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Engineering Haiku? Condenser Microphones
Old 27th May 2006
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Engineering Haiku?

mixing a pop song
what about the master bus--
try the portico?
Old 27th May 2006
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I dream of leaving
Why is this taking all night?
Band went to buy coke

Old 27th May 2006
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I thought the same
so I tried it
Now I want to go home
Old 27th May 2006
  #4
Great song, I like it
It will make everyone dance
Now--leave it to me.
Old 27th May 2006
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You, sir, cannot sing--
why did you spend the money?
Why did I take it?



Right mic in right place,
good musician kicking ass,
Listen! It's so sweet.
Old 27th May 2006
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I ran strip silence
I thought it would fix the toms
I hear choppy sh1t
Old 27th May 2006
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The band went for Coke
That can only mean one thing
I´ll be working late
Old 27th May 2006
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All of the samples
Locking goose-stepped to the grid
Where is my soul now?

Last edited by 2leod; 27th May 2006 at 07:05 AM.. Reason: Poem found lacking, busted by the 17, syllable police.
Old 27th May 2006
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Lusting for new gear,
How can I live without it,
Give me the Fatso.
Old 27th May 2006
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Old 27th May 2006
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Ode to starting an e series mix...

[Name] [Title] of song
[Title] [From] [Here] [Execute]
Make Sure you hit [Join]
Old 27th May 2006
  #12
Gear Head
 

I like analog
others prefer digital
but which is better?


pg
Old 27th May 2006
  #13
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i heart vacuum tubes
solid state amplifiers
suck, must burn in hell
Old 27th May 2006
  #14
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love lost
gear tossed
beer costs
Old 27th May 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GPl
love lost
gear tossed
beer costs
This haiku is wrong
Count your syllables next time
Then repost it right
Old 27th May 2006
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You know, what ever happened to the seventeen syllable approach?
Old 27th May 2006
  #17
Quote:
Originally Posted by e-cue
This haiku is wrong
Count your syllables next time
Then repost it right
ROTF
LMFAO
YKWIM
Old 27th May 2006
  #18
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Huh huh, huh huh huh
huh huh mmm, uh huh huh huh
huh huh, huh huh huh.
Old 27th May 2006
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Where did our love go?

I loved music lots
I became an engineer
Knifed by music industry
dfegad
Old 27th May 2006
  #20
Sorry to post twice
So much gear, so little time
Reply to topic
Old 27th May 2006
  #21
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I am a rock star
Who really understands poetry and always sings in tune and on time
And I'm good looking and great at haiku.
Old 27th May 2006
  #22
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That one tune in Close
Encounters of the Third Kind
Had only five notes

Strippers are more fun
When they aren't beating you up
I can promise you

drinking moonshine and
playing an old washboard will
will make people flock

The above haiku
may be somewhat lacking in
total honesty
Old 27th May 2006
  #23
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we can play a set
forty five minutes or less
can we book an hour
Old 27th May 2006
  #24
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this chorus is weak
doubletrack the vocal part
and add some organ
Old 27th May 2006
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These replies are great...

I tried to come up with one...

But I had no luck...
Old 27th May 2006
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Death metal fans fight.
Opeth or Porcupine Tree?
Glasses get broken.
Old 27th May 2006
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please do not smoke pot
in the control room without
using the hvac
Old 27th May 2006
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I am a gear slut
Enslaved by endless upgrades
Best pre for vocals?

Ashlee Simpson sucks
That dumb bitch can't sing in tune
Pig squeals sound better

Are downloads to blame?
What can save the industry?
Music will prevail!

Choose Windows or Mac
Either can get the job done
No religious wars

I've been up all night
But the mix is almost done
Just a few more tweaks

-Synth80s
Old 27th May 2006
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this drummer can't play
we will have to grid edit
call me when you're done
Old 27th May 2006
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See VUs dancing
And bi-colored LEDs
music looks so cool

DP
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