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Engineering Haiku? Condenser Microphones
Old 1st April 2007
  #241
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I need more money
For gear I cannot afford
I am a student

I need nicer pre's
My loan is nearly maxed out
Noodles for dinner
Old 3rd May 2007
  #242
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All I did was to
Switch on the forty-eight Volts.
Where'd my tweeters go?
Old 9th March 2009
  #243
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All so technical,
Gearslutz needs more poetry.
Let's revive this thread!
Old 9th March 2009
  #244
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Oh my friggen' God!
Has it really been four years?
So many cats gone.....
Old 9th March 2009
  #245
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Looking at the screen
three empty cups below
coffee turned to music
Old 10th March 2009
  #246
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I'm totally broke
Bricasti M7 - Woohoooo!
FS: misc. rack gear
Old 10th March 2009
  #247
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I want analog
but I have this lousy mouse
buy some more plug-ins
Old 10th March 2009
  #248
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Hard!
Where?
Hear.
Old 10th March 2009
  #249
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sizzleboy View Post
I went to Full Sail
That track is too dynamic
Must apply EQ

jp22
We have a winner.

Whatever happened to that guy?
Old 10th March 2009
  #250
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Like Mac or PC?
Digital or analog?
Here we go again.
Old 10th March 2009
  #251
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Gentle compression
A lone tree falls in the woods
I hear neither one
Old 10th March 2009
  #252
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No resonant kiss
To make my heart feel joyous
Just ones and zeroes
Old 10th March 2009
  #253
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Paperwork mountains
Heave skyward before my eyes
But gearslutz beckons
Old 10th March 2009
  #254
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That snare sounds like ass
Don't use an equalizer
Move the microphone
Old 10th March 2009
  #255
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tropicalhotdog View Post
No resonant kiss
To make my heart feel joyous
Just ones and zeroes
Poetry. Beautiful contrasts. So very true. Really good writing.
Old 10th March 2009
  #256
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it's my lucky day
i ordered an ipa
got an api
Old 12th March 2009
  #257
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This man is god
Everybody talks
Nobody prays
Machine worships him
Old 12th March 2009
  #258
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for the record, i wasn't talking about myself ofcourse.
It was about Rupert Neve,
but later i thought it could be for a whole lot of other things too.
Old 12th March 2009
  #259
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Mix sucks
I cry
awaken
stupid me
Old 12th March 2009
  #260
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Quote:
Originally Posted by toulcit View Post
This man is god
Everybody talks
Nobody prays
Machine worships him
for Haiku, you should adhere to the traditional 5, 7, 5 form:

as in:

Neve Neve Neve Neve Neve

Neve Neve Neve Neve Neve Neve Neve

Neve Neve Neve Neve Neve
Old 13th March 2009
  #261
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i see what you mean :D
Thanks for the advice, i thought this was a microhaiku thread :D haha
Old 13th March 2009
  #262
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But there's a man here
he want me to raise his sound
Now it sounds like ass

When will it be done?
We wait for the computer...
And then we wait more.

Clip Crackle Hum Bang
Distorted, Exasperate
Why that loud DB?

Please put that crash in
And remember to sound loud
Now, Could that sound soft?

( too much post production work for me this week.... hehe)
Old 13th March 2009
  #263
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Quote:
Originally Posted by toulcit View Post
i see what you mean :D
Thanks for the advice, i thought this was a microhaiku thread :D haha
I see what you mean.
is a microhaiku thread?
Thanks for the advice.
Old 8th August 2010
  #264
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Bump for an old thread
Many clever verses penned
By slutz far and wide.

Read them from the start
Time goes by without a care
Coffee will be spewed.



Gregory Scott - ubk
Old 8th August 2010
  #265
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My credit card bill
Gear acquisition syndrome
Collision of worlds
Old 8th August 2010
  #266
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Sold all my pieces
to buy other nice pieces
Do they sound warm though?
Old 8th August 2010
  #267
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Toobs glow in the dark
Must now check the plate voltage
oops, its Behringer
Old 8th August 2010
  #268
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These are so funny!
Reveals deep intelligence
and sensitive souls
Old 8th August 2010
  #269
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Nietzsche knew of this
T'was "Eternal Recurrence"
Thus spoke ArcCirDude...
Old 8th August 2010
  #270
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[QUOTE=jomo1234;739949]I mic the snare drum
The drummer hits it so hard
Goodbye poor Neumann

I am still laughing!
Poor engineers, work so hard
Next time a Nady!
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