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Engineering Haiku? Condenser Microphones
Old 20th September 2006
  #211
This is amazing
High engineer art
Without the "talent"
Old 21st September 2006
  #212
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damn ear infection
otitis media... why!?
hi's 8db down...

stike stike stike stike



gregoire
del
ubk
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Old 21st September 2006
  #213
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Pardon? Didn't catch that
What did you just say ubik?
Its all so muffled

stike stike stike stike
Old 21st September 2006
  #214
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All the tools I need
Now I can make great music
Wait! must get this clone
Old 21st September 2006
  #215
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What am I buying?
It's popular, just get it!
Cuz Fletcher says so.
Old 21st September 2006
  #216
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Die thread please die thread
Die thread please die thread die
Thread die PLEASE die thread



Okay just one more
Right before I unsubscribe
If it's possible.....
Old 21st September 2006
  #217
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Quote:
Originally Posted by fross View Post
What am I doing?
It's popular, just do it!
Cuz Fletcher likes it.
My man Fletcher says,
"Your mileage may vary"
Sheep will never learn....


****, I wrote again!
Can..not..stop..this...stupid...game..
Hep me, hep me Lawd!
Old 21st September 2006
  #218
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ArcCirDude View Post
****, I wrote again!
Can..not..stop..this...stupid...game..
Hep me, hep me Lawd!
You have seen the light!
Acceptance is the first step...
Can I get "Amen"?
Old 5th November 2006
  #219
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Home On Saturday
Should Be Recording Music...
...I'll just Surf Gear Slutz...
Old 5th November 2006
  #220
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yes! this thread is back!
must write seven syllables
last line gets five more.

sell soundelux for
a2d and oktava?
sacrifice for art.


gregoire
del
ubk
.
Old 22nd December 2006
  #221
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yet another bump
today i found my new mic
peluso p12

no hypey top end
no blooming low mid mudfest
it owns the midrange!


gregoire
del
ubk
.
Old 22nd December 2006
  #222
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why do i do this?
surely not for the money
pass me my camels
Old 22nd December 2006
  #223
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Yes, the thread is back!
Winter looms as seasons change,
Why is it so warm?
Old 23rd December 2006
  #224
Quote:
Originally Posted by joeq View Post
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which preamp is best
for under five hundred bucks
use the search function





.
Best in thread so far;
this haiku says it all, friend.
But wait there is more...

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Questions beg questions.
Answers are not forthcoming.
Where is walters now?

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A 3D world guy
bet me haiku need not all
be five seven five... Sadly, I lost that bet.
Old 23rd December 2006
  #225
Quote:
Originally Posted by 2leod View Post
You have seen the light!
Acceptance is the first step...
Can I get "Amen"?
You want a man? Dude!
Your honesty's refreshing --
But I'm not the one.

Wait, my tinitis
is acting up. It's almost
got me killed before...
Old 23rd December 2006
  #226
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Quote:
Originally Posted by theblue1 View Post
You want a man? Dude!
Your honesty's refreshing --
But I'm not the one.
At first I was "Huh?!"
Then the lightbulb came back on
"Good one - Ahh hahhh HA!"
Old 23rd December 2006
  #227
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Guest
i need some new gear
divorce court, lawyers, & graft
the waste of a year

****, haikus arent supposed to rhyme
Old 23rd December 2006
  #228
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jules View Post
This is amazing
High engineer art
Without the "talent"
I don't partake, but
The art of high engineers
THAT is what this is
Old 23rd December 2006
  #229
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It's sounding OK
I need one more piece of gear
And it will sound great
Old 23rd December 2006
  #230
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregg Sartiano View Post
I don't partake, but
The art of high engineers
THAT is what this is
Nah, if I was baked
I'd get the syllable count wrong.
wait a minute....um...
Old 31st March 2007
  #231
Gear Nut
 

Noticed my haiku's
Meter peaked - line two
Fixed with limiter

Last edited by sneezebomb; 1st April 2007 at 12:50 AM.. Reason: ;alskdf
Old 31st March 2007
  #232
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thirty thousand souls
crying in the wilderness
gearslutz down again
Old 31st March 2007
  #233
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Quote:
Originally Posted by picksail View Post
You know, what ever happened to the seventeen syllable approach?
now that's a good one
congratulations
on your haiku
awareness
Old 1st April 2007
  #234
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I flip the switches
Another session begins
Where is that cable?
<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
I found the cable
Plugged it into the MOTU
Locks quickly in sync
<o:p></o:p>
My screen looks at me
I summon Cubase with mouse
It appears on screen
<o:p></o:p>
My keyboard awaits
The compressors ready to
Smooth out transients
<o:p></o:p>
Manley, Avalon
BAE 1272
What preamp to use
<o:p></o:p>
Shure, Blue, ADK
Neumann or an AKG
Too many choices
<o:p></o:p>
My Speck EQ’s
At my fingertips await
My creative thrust
<o:p></o:p>
Damn, must stop haiku
A calling I can’t ignore
I really must pee
Old 1st April 2007
  #235
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A long time ago
before gearslutz i dumbly bought
Behringer mixer
Old 1st April 2007
  #236
..

the music business died
why didn't anyone bother to tell me?
it's ok, i'll kill them all in their sleep....

..
Old 1st April 2007
  #237
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When needing to find
Best tube pre "for the money"
Gearslutz is offline
Old 1st April 2007
  #238
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sqye View Post
..

the music business died
why didn't anyone bother to tell me?
it's ok, i'll kill them all in their sleep....

..
Major labels died,
And good riddance to the lot.
My business thrives.


Haikus have three lines.
Syllables five-seven-five.
Is that so dang hard?
Old 1st April 2007
  #239
..


music business thrives

the secret solution is

move to toronto


..
Old 1st April 2007
  #240
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racks bulge with new gear
cable stock diminishes
late night solder smoke


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