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Engineering Haiku? Condenser Microphones
Old 18th September 2006
  #181
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maybe haiku thread
will keep floating to the top
like "Stupidest Things"
Old 18th September 2006
  #182
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Got email today,
Some ebay phishing scammage,
Reported as junk,

Got really drunk at,
The Renaissance Festival,
Yesterday; Still drunk,

Wife left coffee on,
First thing she's done right all week,
My tummy is warm,

Must mix all day now,
Matt Pond PA rip off band,
They said "no reverb,"

New M-Audio,
Interface better support,
Pro Tools M-Powered...
Old 18th September 2006
  #183
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Built new vocal booth
out of **** i found outside,
I love New York, man.

Cool, it' s almost done.
Tools on floor, just gotta paint.
Sliced finger on tuna can.
Old 18th September 2006
  #184
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AudioJunkie,
Your Winter of Discontent
awaits at this time.
Old 18th September 2006
  #185
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I paid and I wait
'Recording The Beatles' book
Will it ever come?
Old 18th September 2006
  #186
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I just bought a house
With a studio upstairs
Break out the bubbly!
Old 18th September 2006
  #187
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The New Guys Saddness

I post a Question
No one ever answers me
Only Sarcasm

jl
Old 18th September 2006
  #188
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You're recording bands
While we auto-tune all day
We're just envious
Old 18th September 2006
  #189
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I record music
Client never pays for it
Ninjas break kneecaps


cheers,
wade
Old 18th September 2006
  #190
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ArnieInTheSky View Post
I post a Question
No one ever answers me
Only Sarcasm

jl
Don't worry matey,
Its seasonal blues you got
Just buy a cheap mic
Old 18th September 2006
  #191
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ArnieInTheSky,
Suck it up and post again -
See - there's two replies! heh
Old 18th September 2006
  #192
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heh heh heh heh heh
heh heh heh heh heh oh dear
can only use 10
Old 18th September 2006
  #193
English emo band
These cookies I could not cut
More than I could stand
Old 18th September 2006
  #194
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What does emo mean?
Oh yeah emo-sun-al stuff
Whys no-one crying?
Old 18th September 2006
  #195
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Oh, I am crying,
As I sit behind the glass,
Trust me, I'm crying...
Old 18th September 2006
  #196
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Eeeeee-mo Explanation, or: How to Finance an Album

I'm a teeeeeeenager
No one unnnnderssstannnndssss my pain!
Where's my trust fund, dad?
Old 19th September 2006
  #197
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Gear interested
So much gear, so little time
Next spring, lives for gear
Old 19th September 2006
  #198
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Book's getting DAWgEARed
"How to record without mics"
Which end do I use?
Old 19th September 2006
  #199
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The demo was great
After Sony released it
It sounds like dog ****
Old 19th September 2006
  #200
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All my equipment
Is really quite wonderful
That’s not the problem
Old 19th September 2006
  #201
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Electric kit sucks
Girlfriend says no to real drums
- SM seeks deaf girl
Old 19th September 2006
  #202
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i should be more fair -
studio in largest room
of house that she bought

But who can blame me
for lashing out like bullwhip?
snare like drip torture
Old 20th September 2006
  #203
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Ten seventy three
Eleven seventy six
Shrimp flavored Ramen
Old 20th September 2006
  #204
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Now with bonus yin-yang!

Thought I'd make Haiku

Posted with spaces between

Like thethrillfactor
Old 20th September 2006
  #205
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Screw Danny Carey
I wish John Stamos played drums
****! Wouldn't that rule
Old 20th September 2006
  #206
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The band's friends are tense
Take them to the parking lot
Give them cigarettes
Old 20th September 2006
  #207
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Gearslutz has ruined
The whole music industry
But my Tonelux rocks!

My new Vari-Mu
Would make my mixes sound pro
If I had good songs

I got more stuff done
with my portastudio
My computer sucks
Old 20th September 2006
  #208
Old 20th September 2006
  #209
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who makes an awesome
large diaphragm condenser?
microtech gefell
Old 20th September 2006
  #210
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Quote:
Originally Posted by usamike View Post
who makes an awesome
large diaphragm condenser?
microtech gefell
Sure they do; agreed
But you are singling them out
Are you a gear pimp?
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