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Engineering Haiku? Condenser Microphones
Old 2nd June 2006
  #151
incorrect haiku
sadly the person at fault
is behind the drums
Old 2nd June 2006
  #152
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guitar sounds like mud
play the ****ing part cleaner
it's not slop, it's feel
Old 5th June 2006
  #153
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mixing O.T.B.
sounds better and is more fun
I know this is true
Old 5th June 2006
  #154
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The haikus are back
Who resurrected the thread?
He started it too.
Old 5th June 2006
  #155
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Pre finally came
Now I'm finally complete
Maybe a Neve too?
Old 5th June 2006
  #156
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singer, out of tune
sounds like cat with tail in door
fix it in the mix
Old 5th June 2006
  #157
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Quote:
Originally Posted by djwayne
Ashlee Simpson Rocks
And makes millions of dollars
How much do you make ?

yes, you love Ashlee
your obsession is tiresome
give it a rest, d00d
Old 5th June 2006
  #158
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No, I like Ashlee

Because she makes cool music

So go chase your tail
Old 5th June 2006
  #159
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I'd like to make a Haiku
But just spent a bloody
hour on the tube
Old 5th June 2006
  #160
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London's gone World Cup crazy
I am sick of looking
At Sven's stupid face
Old 5th June 2006
  #161
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haiku cannot die
it is a form for our thoughts
it breathes as the wind
Old 5th June 2006
  #162
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God damn it
Stop touching the mic stand
are you a moron?
Old 5th June 2006
  #163
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Limited budget,
I settle for "just OK"--
self-esteem plummets.
Old 5th June 2006
  #164
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Acoustic guitar
Too low in previous song
Time for recall, ****
Old 5th June 2006
  #165
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No monthly payments

Makes me a happy camper

Focus on music
Old 6th June 2006
  #166
Quote:
Originally Posted by tvanveen
God damn it
Stop touching the mic stand
are you a moron?


heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh

Hey your haiku has
not enough syllables, but
FUNNY gets a pass


thumbsup
Old 6th June 2006
  #167
Death-metal this week
I am not sure I dig that.
bassist is hot though heh
Old 6th June 2006
  #168
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Quantization sucks
life out of all recordings
turning off the click
Old 6th June 2006
  #169
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Quote:
Originally Posted by everybody's x
Death-metal this week
I am not sure I dig that.
bassist is hot though heh
that's hard to believe
since my namesake, "BOLT THROWER"
few deathmetal chicks





...
(with apologies to female engineers, musicians, etc)
Old 6th June 2006
  #170
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bolt Thrower
that's hard to believe
since my namesake, "BOLT THROWER"
few deathmetal chicks





...
(with apologies to female engineers, musicians, etc)

I swear it is true
She's finer than sunshine man
you would LOVE her too

and not to mention
a babe with ampegs blaring
is twice as sexy
Old 6th June 2006
  #171
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Where is Sqye's Haiku?
Being created in space?
He is one odd duck
Old 6th June 2006
  #172
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The Seasons...

jazz music students
play autumn leaves one more time
makes me want to hurl
Old 6th June 2006
  #173
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GuitarRuss
jazz music students
play autumn leaves one more time
makes me want to hurl
that's why i call it
"autumn Heaves" not "autumn leaves."
it's a nice standard
Old 7th June 2006
  #174
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GuitarRuss
jazz music students
play autumn leaves one more time
makes me want to hurl
Jeez... Juries today.
Four hours of "Autumn Leaves"
And YOU want to hurl????

"Fly Me to the Moon..."
And what about "Europa"?
Die, circle of fifths!

Progressions in thirds...
Now, THAT"S a little fresher
Think Seal's "Violet".

Or Donald Fagan
Those Steely Dan progressions
Cool blues with a twist.

Think out of the box.
Not, Red Hot Chile Peppers...
Give me something new.

Are you with me here???
Or am I just a relic??
Sigh....I need some sleep.....
Old 8th June 2006
  #175
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ArcCirDude
Jeez... Juries today.
Four hours of "Autumn Leaves"
And YOU want to hurl????

"Fly Me to the Moon..."
And what about "Europa"?
Die, circle of fifths!
heh
Old 9th September 2006
  #176
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Led View Post
Each day here I sit,
lumbar support is lacking,
help Herman Miller
Herman Miller Chair
A thousand bucks for sitting
Pain in cheeks still there

The Sitting Machine
Basically the same as a
Stack of cinder blocks

Much Like SSL
Chair made by Herman Miller
Has so many knobs

The Sitting Machine
Better than chair from Staples
Too broke for massage

Herman Miller Chair
Supposed to help my ass cheeks
Not to ache so much

SSL Begbroke
My Client is so happy
Haven't changed a thing
Old 9th September 2006
  #177
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sizzleboy View Post
Drummer looks at lamp
Asks what kind of mic it is
Nose sprays drink on board
AWESOME!!!!!!

Drummers are the same
No matter where they are from
"The Click is off, man"
Old 9th September 2006
  #178
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Oh, sweet, it is back,
That one thread with the haikus,
'Look forward to more...
Old 18th September 2006
  #179
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Jack, Do It Again
Hit Me Baby One More Time
Haiku never dies!!!

Resurrect the thread?
Who me? I wouldn't bump it...
Unless it was cool.
Old 18th September 2006
  #180
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only one artist
sang the truth of autumn leaves
eva cassidy

not a hip ditty
not a jaunty jazzster joint
slow waves of deep grief

i listen alone
give it my full attention
i cry every time


gregoire
del
ubk
.
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