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Engineering Haiku? Condenser Microphones
Old 31st May 2006
  #121
Poetry 'n ****?
Not slagging the latest hit?
What about the gear?
Old 31st May 2006
  #122
Spring has sprung, it's done
RMX 16 switched off
Fresh fruit on my plate
Old 31st May 2006
  #123
Led
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He called me again
Can I have the vocal up
about a db?
Old 31st May 2006
  #124
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Classical singer
I need a spot mic for her
She doesn't think so
Old 31st May 2006
  #125
Gear Maniac
 
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band in this weekend
got the urge to buy new gear
dont have the money
Old 31st May 2006
  #126
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Led
He called me again
Can I have the vocal up
about a db?
He sent back the mix
(thats the mp3 version)
its not as clear now
Old 31st May 2006
  #127
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where is walters, gone?
for eq, compression done
there my brain, splattered
Old 31st May 2006
  #128
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Tab's cool, Germ's divine
Why did I spend so much time
Dreaming of a Neve


Old 31st May 2006
  #129
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they think hip hop sucks
but they're not original
they copy hendrix
Old 31st May 2006
  #130
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just graduated
"assistant, burn some CDs!"
dreaming of great job

surf gearslutz at work
here comes the boss, act busy
just hit command H

oh, you have pro tools?
ev'ry one's an engineer
no skill required
Old 1st June 2006
  #131
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Orphaned audio
Someone's client messed up the
Disk allocation!!!
Old 1st June 2006
  #132
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I went to Full Sail
That track is too dynamic
Must apply EQ

jp22
Old 1st June 2006
  #133
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I had a great job
Then they came out with Cubase
Now I sell used cars
Old 1st June 2006
  #134
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Drummer looks at lamp
Asks what kind of mic it is
Nose sprays drink on board
Old 1st June 2006
  #135
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32 bit float
or 48 bit fixed point
2 bit distinction.



gregoire
del ubik
Old 1st June 2006
  #136
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does anyone else
count each poem's syllables
to look for cheaters?


gregoire
del ubik
Old 1st June 2006
  #137
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Quote:
Originally Posted by u b i k
does anyone else
count each poem's syllables
to look for cheaters?


gregoire
del ubik
i count syllables.
cheaters go on list of shame
posted later on
Old 1st June 2006
  #138
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console recapping
sixteen modules await me
abstract instructions
Old 1st June 2006
  #139
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more and more headroom
i will use all of it up
and slam the mix buss
Old 1st June 2006
  #140
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Assistant Engeneer's Lament

I see no daylight
I spat in the singer's tea
My ears are ringing
Old 1st June 2006
  #141
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For the Brits

In a perfect world
"Can you fix my vocals, please?"
"Computer says no..."
Old 1st June 2006
  #142
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heh
Old 2nd June 2006
  #143
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I'm hanging out with Brits waaaay too much...

I knew it would take
Somebody from London to
Get the inside track
Old 2nd June 2006
  #144
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Yer but no but yer
but no but yer but no but
yer but no but yer!
Old 2nd June 2006
  #145
worked on mix all day
saving a total recall
hoping for "begbroke"

call it "overnight"
take a listen with fresh ears
hope it doesn't suck

make an offline trin
guitars down .5 db
name this mix "guits down"

stereo bus comp
is crushing the mix to death
time to back it down

unfortunately
the client likes it that way
so i guess it stays

thanks for reading this
you have better things to do
than read my haiku
Old 2nd June 2006
  #146
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off to nrg
checking out the micro-main
shadow hills stuff too
Old 2nd June 2006
  #147
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ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha.... Haikuuuuuuu !!!!!!!
Old 2nd June 2006
  #148
Gear Head
 

i could write a book
but haiku will do just fine:
I'm in love with knobs
Old 2nd June 2006
  #149
Gear Head
 

lost my love tonight
somewhere in the cable mess
i just miss music

high-end is a wish
low-end is reality
groupies are next-door

another lost day
missing leds, wishing knobs
hidden in a shop

why do I feel poor
i have everything i need
but he has much more

if you do not think
it's the best haiku ever
you don't understand
Old 2nd June 2006
  #150
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Gregg Sartiano,
Humour is not lost on us
Silence is respect

Farts in control room -
"Will anybody notice?"
Traffic jam at door!
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