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Engineering Haiku? Condenser Microphones
Old 29th May 2006
  #91
Mark Gifford
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He swings my patchcords
Smacks himself in head two times
My client is dumb

Singer cannot sing
Can you please tune it for us?
We'll go get dinner

3 AM on tuesday
Wants to quantize hi hat track
How to **** an ant

Hypnotized by blobs
Oops, I didn't punch you in
Lava Lamps are cool

Did you go to school?
Must be hard to figure out
What those knobs are for


MG
Old 29th May 2006
  #92
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plugins still not there
waiting pokes holes in spirit
time to get studer


gregoire
del ubik
Old 29th May 2006
  #93
Lou Judson
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Led
Each day here I sit,
lumbar support is lacking,
help Herman Miller
Love my Aeron chair
sit still for hours upon hours
back still hurts but less
Old 29th May 2006
  #94
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Ringo Ringo Paul
John John George George Ringo Paul
yes you sound like them
Old 29th May 2006
  #95
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mario-C.
AE's masterless must remain
the code demands
auto tune we must not honor
but fix it in the mix ?
if masterless we are
audio ronin's we must be
paying tribute to
the 47 ronin
neumann named their mic
Old 29th May 2006
  #96
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what this thread needs is
(without any doubt at all)
a lot more cowbell
Old 29th May 2006
  #97
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregg Sartiano
1073
1176
U-47
LMAO! Ok, you win. High-end haiku now declared dead!
Old 29th May 2006
  #98
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we have the money
to pay you to mix two songs
so please mix all twelve
Old 29th May 2006
  #99
Lou Judson
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I have all the gear
you have some songs and money, Right?
Let's produce a CD!

First there were records
then cassettes tapes and CDs
today we download

I do live sound well
they ask can I record it
sound like studio?

two new ribbon mics
cheaper than American
do they sound as good?
Old 29th May 2006
  #100
Led
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This thing is the best
it was used on all the hits
in the seventies
Old 29th May 2006
  #101
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Nice guitar and amp
Too bad you can't get lessons
On GC credit

So you want to be
A Christian rock & roll star
Take time, learn to pray

(I apologize --
Tom Petty is one of my
Favorite singers)
Old 30th May 2006
  #102
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That's me, thread-killer
Whenever I post, watch the
Thread move to page 2
Old 30th May 2006
  #103
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Gregg Sartiano!
How is life in Hollywood?
Oh..... STOP KILLING THREADS!
Old 30th May 2006
  #104
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I forgot to push
a certain button and so
your music is gone.


If I were to spend
all my money and yours too
would I still suck ass?
Old 30th May 2006
  #105
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I mic the snare drum
The drummer hits it so hard
Goodbye poor Neumann

The metal singer
He drinks scotch before singing
You're not Robert Plant
Old 30th May 2006
  #106
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The Shadow Hills comp.
No one has really heard it
Yet I write my check
Old 30th May 2006
  #107
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Neumann. Neve. Chandler.
Oh why do you haunt my dreams?
I use Behringer
Old 30th May 2006
  #108
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I load the plug-in
I call tech support for hours
No one seems to know
Old 30th May 2006
  #109
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I hear through the glass
The guitar is out of tune
The band disagrees
Old 30th May 2006
  #110
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Crap drummer
Making me crazy, I smile
Retrack at midnight.
Old 30th May 2006
  #111
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I cannot do this
thing you like to call haiku
what is it anyway?
Old 30th May 2006
  #112
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This is all very entertaining...


Why not play in time ?
Editing makes me want to
get a normal job

Silent control room
I forget monitor gain
Scare myself silly

Vocal booth is dead
So will you be, if you don't
stop smoking in there


-Nathan
Old 31st May 2006
  #113
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LOL , Nice one
Papillon, you made me spit
wine all over keyb'd
Old 31st May 2006
  #114
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what kind of preamp?
it doesn't matter; trust me.
mind your own business.

(to a singer)
Old 31st May 2006
  #115
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I take exception
O Neve1073
For I am singer
Old 31st May 2006
  #116
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Hey, audio school!
"Okay class, now hit F12"
Lonely tape machine...
Old 31st May 2006
  #117
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.

gloomy grey valley
no color for eyes or ears
digirack plug-ins

.
Old 31st May 2006
  #118
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DSOTM
March, 1973 -
my epiphany.
Old 31st May 2006
  #119
Led
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Digital summing
Analog and a console
Where is the music
Old 31st May 2006
  #120
Lou Judson
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I own sixty mics
each one has its time and place
just ordered two more

We do our own sound
cause we need five vocal mics
Oh, you have six? Great!

Haiku are much fun
these four come from real life now
new monitors now?

It's a group buy if
you put money down right now
wait and wait then joy!
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