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Engineering Haiku? Condenser Microphones
Old 28th May 2006
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i cannot write one
i am not clever enough
i cannot write one
Old 28th May 2006
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Sirocco, your post
is the very saddest thing
I have ever read
Old 28th May 2006
  #63
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Ashlee Simpson Rocks
And makes millions of dollars
How much do you make ?
Old 28th May 2006
  #64
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one two three four five,
six seven eight nine ten ele-
ven twel....

Crap it didn't work, I love the pinball song though.
Old 28th May 2006
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Every other GS thread

Vintage or modern?
Digital or analog?
Tube or solid-state?
Old 28th May 2006
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Utter paradox
Working forever to make
Spontaneity
Old 28th May 2006
  #67
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I'm on FIRE!

Auto-tune all day
Artist gets his CD, says,
"Listen to me sing!"
Old 28th May 2006
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Yessssss!

Twenty years ago
Metallica recorded
Master of Puppets
Old 28th May 2006
  #69
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ArcCirDude
Giant Steps was cool..
Divide the octave in 3
Have You Met Miss Jones?

Omigod that is
so profound to think about
A master's legacy



Fabulous thread
restores my faith in us all
engineers do rock!
Old 28th May 2006
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Say it once again:
What do all those buttons do?
Do you REALLY know?
Old 28th May 2006
  #71
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Best haiku EVER!

1073
1176
U-47
Old 28th May 2006
  #72
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early '60s strat
ac30jmi
mullard nos
Old 28th May 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gregg Sartiano
1073
1176
U-47

yes, great signal chain
vf14 hard to find
numbers do not lie
Old 28th May 2006
  #74
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tuckpunk
one two three four five,
six seven eight nine ten ele-
ven twel....

Crap it didn't work, I love the pinball song though.
Some alternatives that sort of work :

zero one two three
four five six seven eight nine ten
eleven and twelve

one two three four five
six seven eight and eight plus one
ten eleven twelve

a one and a two
and a three and a four and
a five and a six

Anyone do this yet? :

Testing one two three
Can anybody hear me?
Testing one two three
Old 28th May 2006
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when miss moon lays down
drowning in summer's cauldron
i hear a partridge
Old 28th May 2006
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fix it in the mix
digital killing my soul
fix it in the mix
Old 28th May 2006
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These are all from my last project

Cocky singer says
"Watch me get this in one take"
I'll be here all night

drummer really sucks
thinks "time" is a magazine
now I'm truly f*cked

my name is on this
pathetic band couldn't groove
can I change my name?

just finished project
spent the proceeds on new gear
I must be stupid

ATR is mine!
analog salvation time
must learn how to use
Old 28th May 2006
  #78
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Let me hear the drums
Do you even own a key?
Someone go buy heads
Old 28th May 2006
  #79
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ha ha ha ha ha

this thread is f*cking funny,

I'm doubled up now
Old 28th May 2006
  #80
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so the idea is
to write something
that might work
Old 28th May 2006
  #81
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yes yes yes yes yes
that is right essentially
but check your fingers
Old 28th May 2006
  #82
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Turning Japaneese
I am turning Japaneese
I really think so.
Old 29th May 2006
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Can you autotune?
Can you quantize our drummer?
Fix it in the mix?

No I cannot fix
Your sucky playing ****** bag!
Learn to play your songs!



I have thirty songs,
One hundred and fifty bones.
Will that be enough?


(This spawns from 2 of my favorite questions bands ask me. The answer is no.)
Old 29th May 2006
  #84
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Roland is good but
Roland manuals are suck
Learn to write English
Old 29th May 2006
  #85
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Girlfriends at the Mix

so she's all like, "HUH?"
and I'm all like "Whatever!"
"Oh no you didn't!"
Old 29th May 2006
  #86
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Did you see my cat
Yes 'mam, he went for a wok
Yum yum eat him up
Old 29th May 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by neve1073
tape-op samurai
quaffing beer and whoring high
our code demands it


AE's masterless must remain
the code demands
auto tune we must not honor
but fix it in the mix ?
if masterless we are
audio ronin's we must be
Old 29th May 2006
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my computer's lame
I'd rather buy a preamp
bill gates can bite me
Old 29th May 2006
  #89
Led
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Each day here I sit,
lumbar support is lacking,
help Herman Miller
Old 29th May 2006
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