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Extension of the penis?? Condenser Microphones
Old 25th June 2002
  #1
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Extension of the penis??

Hey it is common knowledge that some people associate their cars as the extension of their penis but in the audio world , I think the last mic you bought would be appropriate.

OK I will start
Thel ast Mic I bought was.......M149 he he he

Lucky was just about to purchase the Oktava pencil mic...phew

Whos next cmon fess up!!!!heh
Old 25th June 2002
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o dear

:eek:

so your penis is short and fat and a pale immitation of its former self ?

sorry *runns away*heh
Old 25th June 2002
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Hmmm... I guess I'd buy into that theory, since my last mic purchase was a Brauner VM1 KHE !

Scott
Old 25th June 2002
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WOW

thats one wopping extension u got there ?

how is it ?
when you ordered this mike did you get a say in its tonal qualitys ?
and if so in what way ?

do you take it off a night or just sleep with it ? i would..
mmm

im feeling a bit underendowed now grudge
Old 25th June 2002
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how much would it suck if your wang was the excact shape as a can of tuna
Old 25th June 2002
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Uhm, I just got a tweeker tool with a mini flashlight.



"It's not how long your pencil is... It's how you sign your name" (of course, only people with short pencils say that)
Old 25th June 2002
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gotta get that Blue Bottle...heh heh heh
Old 25th June 2002
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Maybe someone could analyze the fact that I bought TWO of the new 451's!!!

I guess it's good that the capsules are permanently attached now. :eek:

I suppose it's good that they are VERY versatile also (-10/-20 pads, two rolloffs).

And how about the anomaly that I drive a BMW 740iL (and heavy on the 'L').
Old 26th June 2002
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tee
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uh oh!

A Coles 4038 - omigod I'm deformed !
Old 26th June 2002
  #10
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OK I just got myself an oktava pencil mic,,, hey its not the gear its what you do with it right??? right???
fuuck
Old 26th June 2002
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um, i guess that would be my B&O BM5...
Old 26th June 2002
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To cover me for any situation I recently bought 3 extensions

heres what I just used em for

Sen 441 - drum amb' on corridor
Sen 421 - tom regular..
beyer 201 - GREAT on acc & elec gtrs today...



rollz
Old 26th June 2002
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thats all well and good ...

grggt

but check out this bad boyfuuck
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Old 26th June 2002
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Now THAT'S penis envy....
Old 26th June 2002
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Jules, if you haven't, try the 201 on snare, micing the shell from the side. A lot of folks prefer it as a snare mic to the 57.

Bear
Old 26th June 2002
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I was thinking about auditioning that dual element Rode NT4, but now I have to wonder...what was I really thinking?

dave patterson / knobville
Old 26th June 2002
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The last mic I bought was another RCA 77dx, but last night I was holding an RE20. Can only do that for so long, had to trade it for a 57.grggt
Old 26th June 2002
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hmmm .... opened this thread with something else in mind .... guess you guys are talking about pro audio gear ..... grggt
Old 27th June 2002
  #19
God tip, where exactly? On side of shell ok.. but between drummer and HH or between HH & Rack top??

Where?

Thanks

Old 27th June 2002
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Since less high hat is always better, point it at the side of the snare with the rear of the mic pointed at the hat stand, with the null of the hypercardioid pattern (a nice and tight pattern at that) pointing up at the hats. The exact details depend on where the particular drummer puts everything, but parallel to the floor is a good starting point, and also different snares seem to like different distances off the shell. The 201 is ridiculously underrated and underutilized, so I'd suggest even using it other places than the snare if you can bear to use something else there instead.

Bear
Old 1st October 2006
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Bad Vocal Technique

Quote:
Originally Posted by lnd View Post
Hey it is common knowledge that some people associate their cars as the extension of their penis
Speaking of extensions of ... here is a perfect example of how a singer should NOT hold her mic during performance. You engineers need to wake up and make on the spot corrections ... Its all in the technique ...

~skygod~
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Old 1st October 2006
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Last mike I bought was a vintage U87. What is it they say? Rarely sucks completely and equally rarely completely magical... Maybe I should have a word with the wife...
Old 1st October 2006
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14 inches....

AEA R88 Stereo Ribbon
Old 1st October 2006
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I prefer not to use an extension. Especially with the girls who are used to working a 58 live.
Old 1st October 2006
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I just bought this thing. What does that mean?
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Old 1st October 2006
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Ha ha, I can see this thread is killing you, Chris!

Ok...this is me.................................................................and this is the competition:
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Old 1st October 2006
  #27
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Quote:
Originally Posted by max cooper View Post
I just bought this thing. What does that mean?
That's something you would probably want to slip in through the back door......of the studio.
Old 1st October 2006
  #28
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this is sooooo stupid! i never would associate my penis with my mics.....


have never seen such a stupid thread here



never



.....




pfhhh






so stupid








okay here´s mine:
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Old 1st October 2006
  #29
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This is cracking me up.

Peluso 2247 was my last extension purchase. Confidence has been boosted. My game's never been better!
Old 1st October 2006
  #30
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So my earthworks means......?
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