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If you were a piece of gear what would you be and why?! Effects Pedals, Units & Accessories
Old 6th September 2007
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If you were a piece of gear what would you be and why?!

Come on... you know everyone's thought about it heh
Old 6th September 2007
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A hamster with a gearslutz account
Old 6th September 2007
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A patch cable...

Because I'd get to slam into tight holes on a regular basis!heh
Old 6th September 2007
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A patch cable...

Because I'd get to slam into tight holes on a regular basis!heh
(in my best Jerry Seinfeld): Not that there's anything wrong with being the patchbay!

War
Old 6th September 2007
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phase shifter. (like the IBP) heh
Old 6th September 2007
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I'd be a brickwall limiter. There's only so much I can take.


Old 6th September 2007
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(in my best Jerry Seinfeld): Not that there's anything wrong with being the patchbay!

War
Hahaha... Sick!
Old 6th September 2007
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I'd be a compressor cuz I love slammin. also pumping.
Old 6th September 2007
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Depends on the day and what I'm doing;

If a certain young lady singer is coming in I want to be the microphone.

If a certain producer is coming in I want to be Pro Tools, so I can mess with him big time, for payback.
Old 6th September 2007
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I would want to be a Avalon 737 compressor, I like is soft with a slow attack, only problem if it was a real engineer doing me, i would get tossed for being slack, maybe it would be a dumb blonde using me instead !!! heh
Old 6th September 2007
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A mic stand... Always screwing into pretty looking things all the time!
Old 6th September 2007
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Gates Sta Level

Old and slow but still useful in the right circumstance.
Old 6th September 2007
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"You're pissing me off, you ****ing... ****ing... V-amp!" heh
Old 6th September 2007
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A patch cable...

Because I'd get to slam into tight holes on a regular basis!heh
DUDE how the hell do you top that? I just spit my coffie up.

Glenn
Old 6th September 2007
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DUDE how the hell do you top that? I just spit my coffie up.

Glenn
Glad I did something right today!heh
Old 6th September 2007
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Fairchild limiter

never have to do very much

but when called to

do it better than anything else around
Old 6th September 2007
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I would be a computer. At any moment if I was tired I would just CRASH.



Glenn
Old 6th September 2007
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My wife would be the powered near-field monitors, while I am the condensor mic plugged into a Safe Sounds P1 with phantom power turned off!

"...no more preamps for you, gearboy!"
Old 6th September 2007
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A Ring Modulator ... cause you never know what is going to happend and when I gonna be apathic and then become furious / happy / crazy ....
Old 6th September 2007
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I'd be a U47. Everything I hear gets a little distorted, but that's ok.
Old 6th September 2007
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If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself?

Old 6th September 2007
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RNC

I'd be an FMR RNC.

-I'm not that great looking.
-I'm not useful for everything.
-I'm not great.
-I'm great for the money.
Old 6th September 2007
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An organic piece of gear ... a live sound dude, cos u hv to deal with and satisfy alot of c u n t s simultaneously and get paid for it
Old 7th September 2007
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I would be that broken piece of **** that you keep in the back room.
The thing that you say that you are going to fix and bring into the control room some day, and when you do... it'll be amazing... but until then, I'm just a broken piece of **** in the back room.

...or a mop.
Old 7th September 2007
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I would be a 'Direct' box of course.
Old 7th September 2007
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A Big Muff
Old 7th September 2007
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a pacifica cause then i would be the $hit!!fuuck
Old 7th September 2007
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no wait the mic for the female vocalist,so i could stay close to that mouth!heh
Old 7th September 2007
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no wait the mic for the female vocalist,so i could stay close to that mouth!heh
I'd rather be the stool she sits onheh
Old 7th September 2007
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a tape echo

(ie I'd be what you all said, only slightly duller)

:J

that reminds me i must phone the tech who's had mine for the last year!!!
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