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Old 1st September 2007
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Calling Walters. I bet he could make sense of some of this. OR he is busy charging $25/Hour.
Old 1st September 2007
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gurubuzz's Avatar

This guy may not have command of the English language or might
have difficulty expressing himself or remembering exact terms....

Send him a file to Master for free and see what he does....

He could be a genius.. seriously...
Old 1st September 2007
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mic anon's Avatar

hmmm... now what school should I go to full sail or this guy...
Old 1st September 2007
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peat's Avatar
ok just sent him this email
eagerly awaiting reply

i am familiar with some waves plugs
they come in vst!

im guessing something like: C4 multiband comp, L1,2 or 3 Ultramaximizer?
ive used some of the API/waves plugs too, they arent too bad at all

im still unsure about input slope
you mention it can be controlled at the twist of a knob
which knob is this?

ive never heard of an analogue chorus chamber
is this anything like a reverb chamber?

please send me some samples of your work, im interested to hear
could i possibly send you a premastered mix of mine, you master it, then send it back
just so i can see the type of results you could get on some of my work?

thanks alot
Old 1st September 2007
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sahiaman's Avatar

^^Your going to get an L3, or Izotope Ozone on the whole track!
Old 2nd September 2007
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Originally Posted by The dman View Post
This is priceless

Best Mastering Studio Hip Hop, Rap, RnB Mastering, Gospel, Latin, Rock, Carribbean, Kompas mastering studio

Audio Samples

We did not put any Audio / Mastered CD Samples, because many studios use our Mastering like they did it.

Anyone can put any music on their website. What's Important is what is done Specifically to Your Mixed CD.
Found this on their site??? I did not know that Wavelab 7.0 has been

Mastering Studio - Live Recording Studio - Mixing Studio - Logic Console

WTF is Wavelab Pro gold????

Old 3rd September 2007
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Oh, I think this guy should have red ears now. (in my city when u got "hot" or "red" ears is because someone is talking bout you)

want to see the reply to the email...
Old 3rd September 2007
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The guy who put that ad out can be described in one simple word: "******"
Old 3rd September 2007
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Yes Peter, what's up?

And from then on it was downhill.
Old 3rd September 2007
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Originally Posted by peat View Post
[/I]and received this:

Yes Peter, what's up? You're correct; I mean RAM. I have plugins, that are provided to students, that emulate down to a science based on quantum physics algorithms the analogue/physical domain of sound as well as the less-warm but pristine sound of digital domain.

Thanks for taking interesting in replying to my ad. These classes will run $25/hour for at least a minimum of 2 hours per session. I only accept dead prime minister's and queen's only.

Although some of the plugins that will be used are DirectX and VST technology, we would be using some Waves plugins, I'm sure that you're familar with them. We will also be using sonic finalizers, transparent limiters, transparent compressors, analog chorus chambers, etc.

Input slope balances the frequency shift of the sound by at just the twist of the knob that can make the snares sit on top of the mix or that the ambience sears through the mix from the mid-low and mid-hi frequence and the bass from the lower frequencies. If you enroll in my class, you'll get an absolute, precise concept of what input slope as declared in my ad.

I worked mostly on self-projects. If you want to hear some samples of projects of beats that I made in FL Studio and then mastered in Sound Forge 9.0, then please let me know.

Thanks again, guy! =) Cheers!

-- Izzy.

so i ask:
does this person have:
-absolutely no idea
-a slight idea jazzed up with fancy words in random places

is there anything legitimate in that ad?
im pretty sure theres not
LOL --- Did no-one notice this in his reply?
Old 3rd September 2007
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We will also be using sonic finalizers, transparent limiters, transparent compressors, analog chorus chambers, etc.

+++1 for Diamond Dave

so the 1-million-dollar-tour didn't work out, he dave?
Old 3rd September 2007
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Originally Posted by Blast9 View Post
LOL --- Did no-one notice this in his reply?
I was wondering about that myself...

A spiritist's mastering class, with some class?
Old 4th September 2007
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I really wish the guy would post here and attempt to explain himself.
Old 4th September 2007
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It's not that hard to understand ... this guy (like the original poster) is an Australian. He probably thinks the American expression of "dead presidents" for dollars is cool, but being Australian he is trying to convert this into "dead prime ministers or queens" - which doesn't work so well.

As you were.
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