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Old 5th June 2003
Lives for gear

Some Possible Captions

Other theories...

"Marred by the gross physical effects of over tanning, 'Becky' Donaldson Katsopolis resorts to gear sluttery in an attempt to finally reconcile her marriage with estranged husband and Elvis afficionado Hermes 'Uncle Jesse' Katsopolis."

Jesse's reply?:

"I would not rule out the chance to preserve a nucleus of human specimens. It would be quite easy... heh, heh... (He rolls his wheelchair forward into the light.) at the bottom of ah...some of our deeper mineshafts. Radioactivity would never penetrate a mine some thousands of feet deep, and in a matter of weeks, sufficient improvements in drilling space could easily be provided."