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Old 20th November 2009
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This is some Funny Sh!t!!

Just got this in a text.

For some time many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh!t? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack Sh!t? Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Sh!t is the only son of Awe Sh!t who married O Sh!t, the owners of Knee Deep N Sh!t Inc. In turn Jack Sh!t married Noe Sh!t. The couple had 6 children: Holie Sh!t, Giva Sh!t, Fulla Sh!t, Bull Sh!t, and the twins Deep Sh!t and Dip Sh!t. Deep Sh!t married Dumb Sh!t, a high school dropout. After 15 years, Jack and Noe Sh!t got divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Sh!t Sherlock. Meanwhile, Dip Sh!t married Lota Sh!t and had a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Sh!t. Fulla Sh!t n Giva Sh!t married the Happens brothers n had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Sh!t-Happens wedding. Bull Sh!t traveled the world and returned home with an italian bride,Pisa Sh!t. So from now on, no one can tell you that you dont know Jack Sh!t...