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Old 25th December 2002
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A friend just brought a smoked turkey from Honey Baked Ham or Heavenly Ham (one of those joints) here to the studio . . . . . I opened it up to make a sandwich . . . all I can say is . . . . . . if I had seen this turkey in a dark alley wearing a biker's jacket . . . I would have hauled ass!

MAN he was HUGE!!! NEVER have I seen a turkey this BIG! I bet it took 10 or 12 guys to hold him down to "whack him out" and he was probably cursing them the whole time and talking about their Moms. He probably took 4 or 5 guys out with him!