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Old 2nd November 2017
Gear Addict

Originally Posted by Ye_Black_Knight View Post
Lo, for a steady diet of Speed Metal in thine ears shall invigorate ye soul!

Play'eth these with volume most extreme:
Metallica (first three albums)
Ye Haunted

Verily, this Knight advise'th caution, dear Audio Child. For under Metal's unholy influence thee shall discover that thine cravings for fornication, and desire to crush thine enemies increase'th a thousand fold! These canal lusts art not easily satiated and might become'th burdensome.

This post now concludeth!
Lo, shut thine lips of hells fury, or I shalt spanketh thee with a branch which growest from thy land of Sodom and Gomorrah! Giveth sound advice, or meet me and the bards by the sword!