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Old 22nd October 2017
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Here for the gear
 
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Lo, for a steady diet of Speed Metal in thine ears shall invigorate ye soul!

Play'eth these with volume most extreme:
Slayer
Metallica (first three albums)
Kreator
Ye Haunted

Verily, this Knight advise'th caution, dear Audio Child. For under Metal's unholy influence thee shall discover that thine cravings for fornication, and desire to crush thine enemies increase'th a thousand fold! These canal lusts art not easily satiated and might become'th burdensome.

This post now concludeth!