The No.1 Website for Pro Audio
 Search This Thread  Search This Forum  Search Reviews  Search Gear Database  Search Gear for sale  Search Gearslutz Go Advanced
Lets go!
Old 1st August 2002
  #1
Gearslutz.com admin
 
Jules's Avatar
Talking Lets go!

It gives me great pleasure to welcome our first guest moderator - Dave Martin!

Old 2nd August 2002
  #2
Moderator emeritus
 

Thank you very much. What does a moderator do, anyway?

"You kids settle down back there! Don't make me stop this car!"

"Break it up! OK, Both of you come to the headmasters office - we'll get to the bottom of this!"

"That's a cogent, not to say pungent, description of your wife, Mr. Johnson. Now Mrs. Johnson, let's hear your side of the story and see if there's any common ground."

Am I getting close?
Old 2nd August 2002
  #3
Gear Addict
 

No no Dave, you have it all wrong, you're supposed to impart words of wisdom that will turn us all into first class audio engineers and first call bass players, and you have 30 days to do it, now get cracking. Or at the very least you post some great BarBQ tips and tell us what the hell nashville high tuning really is. Oh there's also the little known clause in the contract that says all forum member get to borrow any of your compressors and pres for the next 30 days, would you mind posting a list. You did get your management to vet the contract didn't you? Carry on and take care. Logan
Old 2nd August 2002
  #4
Moderator emeritus
 

Oh - is that all? But what would I do for the other 28 days?

Here's the first tip. The bass plays on 1 and 3, and the snare plays on 2 and 4...
Old 2nd August 2002
  #5
Gearslutz.com admin
 
Jules's Avatar
"what would I do for the other 28 days?"

Possum hunting?

Old 2nd August 2002
  #6
Lives for gear
 
David R.'s Avatar
 

Quote:
Originally posted by Dave Martin
Here's the first tip. The bass plays on 1 and 3, and the snare plays on 2 and 4...
Of what? rollz
Old 2nd August 2002
  #7
Moderator emeritus
 

Quote:
Originally posted by David R.


Of what?
Of everything - if there's a 6 pack, the bass player get's the first and third beer, the drummer gets the second and fourth, and the rest of the band splits the other two. If there's four girls (or cute guys, for the drummers), same thing. Continue through the rest of your normal daily affairs...
Old 2nd August 2002
  #8
Moderator emeritus
 

Quote:
Originally posted by Jules
"what would I do for the other 28 days?"

Possum hunting?

Nah - All I've got here at the studio is a microwave, and possum requires an oven...
Old 2nd August 2002
  #9
Lives for gear
 

Quote:
Originally posted by Dave Martin


Nah - All I've got here at the studio is a microwave, and possum requires an oven...
What's a matter Jed, didn't Granny ever learn ya ta BOIL possum in a stew?heh
Old 2nd August 2002
  #10
Moderator emeritus
 

Quote:
Originally posted by Randy Copus


What's a matter Jed, didn't Granny ever learn ya ta BOIL possum in a stew?heh
Oh, you can, but the garlic and oregano flavors taste better when it's baked...
Old 3rd August 2002
  #11
Gearslutz.com admin
 
Jules's Avatar
And so we leave "Dave's country kitchen" for another week.

Hey there is a new episode of the Mixerman chronicles on next!
Old 3rd August 2002
  #12
Moderator emeritus
 

Don't forget to visit our sponsors, Honest Abe Log Homes and Jogging In A Jug, the health drink that tastes like a health drink.
Old 3rd August 2002
  #13
Gearslutz.com admin
 
Jules's Avatar
Eagle Laundry - we wash your eagles!

Loading mentioned products ...
Thread Tools
Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Similar Threads
Thread
Thread Starter / Forum
Replies
marquis123 / Electronic Music Instruments & Electronic Music Production
0
audioez / Gear free zone - shoot the breeze!
4
Empire 21 Music / Gearslutz Secondhand Gear Classifieds
1
elfy / Music Computers
102

Forum Jump