Signal splitting without level loss or crappification.
Analog harmonization! How? I don't ****ing know.
EQish presets (done with as little actual EQ circuitry possible to avoid phase distortion) that use different transformers and circuits. Like on the knob:
Position
1 Telephone Amplifier
2 bullhorn amplifier circuit
3 mega gain mega compression telephone amplifier
4 class b power amp
5 class a transformer gloriousness
6 class a tranless spicknspanness
7 Behringer
all done with analog stuff.
or how about a pre with an "autopeakleveler". It would ALWAYS raise the signal to a certain level, depending on the knob position. Like have -.1db for digital or -15db for eq boost down the line.
I want SUPER MEGA CRAZY HEAR THE NEIGHBOR'S HEART BEATING AMOUNTS OF GAIN. I WANT 30000DB OF GAIN SO I CAN HEAR CHAIRMAN MAOS BONES ROTTING IN CHINA. GAIN IS GOOD. MORE GAIN IS MORE GOOD. MORE MORE GAIN IS MOOOOOO GOOOOOOO.