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Graham Tobias 10th February 2007 01:13 AM

audio your mom jokes.
 
I dunno if this has been posted before.. but anyone got any good audio jokes?


one day I realized stereo mic techniques make great your mom jokes.


Hey... just thought I'd let you know that your mom and I did the x y, then we moved and I inverted her phase and we started doing it midside. Oh then she gave me binaural head. God I love ORTFing your mom.

haha I don't know. I'm bored. sorry.

numrologst 10th February 2007 04:38 AM

wow, i don't know what so say... I just don't know what to say

Omicron_9 10th February 2007 05:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graham Tobias (Post 1122502)
I dunno if this has been posted before.. but anyone got any good audio jokes?


one day I realized stereo mic techniques make great your mom jokes.


Hey... just thought I'd let you know that your mom and I did the x y, then we moved and I inverted her phase and we started doing it midside. Oh then she gave me binaural head. God I love ORTFing your mom.

haha I don't know. I'm bored. sorry.


Beautiful. Best. Your mom joke. Ever.


No doubt your mom had to use the large diaphragm.



-0.9

by-tor 10th February 2007 06:19 AM

OH MAN! Nice.

joeq 10th February 2007 06:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Graham Tobias (Post 1122502)
I dunno if this has been posted before..

I am pretty sure this is the first time.

rayne 10th February 2007 07:22 AM

your mom likes a big tube....diddlydoo

GearGeek 10th February 2007 07:38 AM

Your Mom likes to come in the control room and play with my big knob.

ericdevine 10th February 2007 07:46 AM

I gave your mom a "MANLEY SLAM"

Ravian 10th February 2007 08:00 AM

yo mamma is so fat ,she has basstraps under her feet so you cant hear here come walking down the street.wworried

7 Hz 10th February 2007 01:37 PM

Well Ravian - yo mamas so fat when she walks in front of the speakers we miss half the verse and a whole chorus!

Blast9 10th February 2007 01:44 PM

wworried heh

ArcCirDude 10th February 2007 01:47 PM

Your mama's so fat your daddy couldn't get to her pu**y, so we had to DI her box. But he was singing a Crane Song when she gave him Hedd... (He had no Egrets afterwards... hidz )

Haydn 10th February 2007 02:00 PM

your mom is manley

goatie 10th February 2007 04:49 PM

Your mama's so fat, when she walks into the room your room modes change

7 Hz 10th February 2007 05:07 PM

Yeh?

Well yo mamas so hairy, we could shove a mic up her bum and put Rycote out of business!

ArcCirDude 10th February 2007 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by goatie (Post 1123365)
Your mama's so fat, when she walks into the room your room modes change

If she is quiet, good with a broom, makes a good cup 'o java and stands in the corner like a good girl while I'm mixing, she's hired!



P.S. They're called nodes, not modes. Modes are scales. Nodes are those things sticking out of your mama's neck....heh

bobtheautomator 10th February 2007 06:24 PM

YO MOMMA SO BIG WAVES CHARGED ME $800 TO WUP HER

AlexLakis 10th February 2007 06:26 PM

Your mom gave me HEDD 192 times.

Makinithappen 10th February 2007 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobtheautomator (Post 1123517)
YO MOMMA SO BIG WAVES CHARGED ME $800 TO WUP HER

kfhkh kfhkh

GearGeek 10th February 2007 08:01 PM

I made your Mom and her friend Figure 8 and then I Rode them all night long!

lpkyer 10th February 2007 08:16 PM

LOL amazing jokes

Ravian 10th February 2007 09:08 PM

7 Hz

your momma Aural Excited my ProTool.
and then i Insert it my Bigknob in her BigBottom.gooof

jdg 10th February 2007 09:09 PM

i just normalled your moms patchbay

ArcCirDude 10th February 2007 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ravian (Post 1123845)
your momma Aural Excited my ProTool.
and then i Insert it my Bigknob in her BigBottom.gooof

Ha! That was worth the wait! kfhkh

I think we have a winner!

ArcCirDude 10th February 2007 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdg (Post 1123847)
i just normalled your moms patchbay

I heard that you shorted it...jummpp

Ravian 10th February 2007 09:18 PM

your momma insert smels like BlockFish.mezed

ArcCirDude 10th February 2007 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ravian (Post 1123863)
your momma insert smels like BlockFish.mezed

After I got finished with your mama's insert, it smelled like SpitFish...

ArcCirDude 10th February 2007 09:24 PM

What's the matter? Did I Frequa-lize you? howdy

Ravian 10th February 2007 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArcCirDude (Post 1123869)
After I got finished with your mama's insert, it smelled like SpitFish...

then i Smack! ed ya momma 2 the ground and now she smels like floorfish

ArcCirDude 10th February 2007 09:36 PM

heh