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I am a gear guru...
Old 17th December 2018
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I am a gear guru...

please ask any gear related questions below....
Old 17th December 2018
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please ask any gear related questions below....
After buying my gear, how do I snort it?
Old 17th December 2018
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Carefully
Old 17th December 2018
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After buying my gear, how do I snort it?
Play it! Or make a great track and listen to it ...
Old 17th December 2018
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Play it! Or make a great track and listen to it ...
As a non guru Im not sure you should be handing out advice willy nilly!
Old 17th December 2018
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Curious on how many years it takes to be a guru and how long you have been a guru ( I am a believer ) ?

Gear questions to come soon enough.....
Old 17th December 2018
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After buying my gear, how do I snort it?


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Old 17th December 2018
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My car hesitates before shifting to 4th. Please help.
Old 17th December 2018
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My car hesitates before shifting to 4th. Please help.
Remain in 3rd
Old 17th December 2018
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Curious on how many years it takes to be a guru and how long you have been a guru ( I am a believer ) ?

Gear questions to come soon enough.....
Many many years and $50
Old 17th December 2018
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As a non guru Im not sure you should be handing out advice willy nilly!
So guru status is defined by post count?
Old 17th December 2018
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please ask any gear related questions below....
After all the sweat and tears you have spent getting to this point, i want to know how it felt when you crossed the threshold into guru status>?
Old 17th December 2018
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So guru status is defined by post count?
Naturally, is there any more important metric?

once one has reached that coveted status all becomes clear...things are very different now, no question shall remain unanswered, no knowledge is unknown.
Old 17th December 2018
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I'm getting some odd low frequency emissions and reverberations today.

My question for the Guru: would an Analogman Beano Boost help or hurt my GAS?
Old 17th December 2018
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What's better: analog, or analog?
Old 17th December 2018
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Oh wise Guru,

I've got these 2 oscillators. Once I've detuned them than what?
Old 17th December 2018
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please ask any gear related questions below....
Are you on YouTube? Because I really would prefer to see you making background music while pitching me on what gear I need in 2019.
Old 17th December 2018
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Oh wise Guru,

I've got these 2 oscillators. Once I've detuned them than what?
we will defer to the 8-ball for this kind of deep question...

Old 17th December 2018
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Naturally, is there any more important metric?

once one has reached that coveted status all becomes clear...things are very different now, no question shall remain unanswered, no knowledge is unknown.
Old 17th December 2018
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No more elitists threads, please
Old 17th December 2018
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After all the sweat and tears you have spent getting to this point, i want to know how it felt when you crossed the threshold into guru status>?
only sweat...I havent cried since Diana died....the peoples princess


it was euphoric my friend...like a cloned orgasm!
Old 17th December 2018
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I'm getting some odd low frequency emissions and reverberations today.

My question for the Guru: would an Analogman Beano Boost help or hurt my GAS?
Sausage Fattener


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What's better: analog, or analog?
Analogue silly man


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Oh wise Guru,

I've got these 2 oscillators. Once I've detuned them than what?

wtf is an oscillator??


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Are you on YouTube? Because I really would prefer to see you making background music while pitching me on what gear I need in 2019.
you need more


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No more elitists threads, please
my advice shall remain free for the people
Old 17th December 2018
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Curious on how many years it takes to be a guru and how long you have been a guru ( I am a believer ) ?

Gear questions to come soon enough.....
Ive been a guru for a day...but in mortal years that could be a millennia!
Old 17th December 2018
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please ask any gear related questions below....
First off, congrats! 10,000 posts. Wow. That's quite an achievement. I think.

Anyway, my question is this: if I already have a Prophet and a Moog, should I wait until I get an Oberheim or should I make music now?
Old 17th December 2018
  #25
If the employees of Moog and Sequential were forced to fight to the death who’d win and why?

Same question but this time Waldorf and Arturia...

If a sequencer leaves Chicago with a tempo of 79BPM at the same time a drum machine with a tempo of 102 BPM leaves NYC at the same time what will the difference of their tempos be after 225 miles and a average ground speed of 63 MPH in Kilometers per hour with a northwesterly wind of 8 knots and time signatures of 5/8 and 3/4?
Old 17th December 2018
  #26
Im afraid I can only answer questions in the electronic music forum and will bid you adieu


thread closed
Old 17th December 2018
  #27
but moog would win...theyre the top four
Old 17th December 2018
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First off, congrats! 10,000 posts. Wow. That's quite an achievement. I think.

Anyway, my question is this: if I already have a Prophet and a Moog, should I wait until I get an Oberheim or should I make music now?
are these synths?
Old 17th December 2018
  #29
Now how would the outcomes from above scenarios be affected by a waxing moon?
Old 17th December 2018
  #30
How do I produce EDM using the same synths from this song?

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