1) No being harsh / making fun of newbies and kip the sarcasm please! This is an area for basic questions that might have obvious answers to you but not a newbie.
2) Anyone caught 'spoofing' false questions will have all their IP's banned and all their posts on the forum deleted for wasting our time.
3) Grumpy / curmudgeonly over-reporting of posts that "should be moved" here will result in your forum access being suspended.
4) Veteran members with high post counts should not start new threads here, only post if you think you can be genuinely helpful.
5) Repeat questions may get merged into giant 'mega threads' where all old threads covering the same question are combined.

Thank you,