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Fart Master - Free Chromatic Flatulence Instrument
Old 23rd October 2019
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Fart Master - Free Chromatic Flatulence Instrument

Is your song just not $hitty enough?
Are you missing the funk?
Looking for that final sound to complete that epic drop?
Trying to re-create the sound of the way the old pop filter smells?
Looking for the ultimate saturation plugin?

Lucky for you we created FartMaster! The worlds first fully chromatic playable flatulence instrument. Includes 14 fully playable farts/sharts. It's even poly-fartonic. Available for FREE in AU format only. This is not a joke, download it below and have a funky good time

https://www.dropbox.com/s/yuig56i0xw...onent.zip?dl=0


Last edited by GroovnD313; 23rd October 2019 at 07:57 PM..
Old 23rd October 2019
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Excellent. What about EW! format?
Old 23rd October 2019
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Old 23rd October 2019
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I'm 5 years old again....
Old 23rd October 2019
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Kinda fitting that its AU only.

Hey-oh!
Old 23rd October 2019
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Does it come with presets?
I am thinking “Trucker Breakfast” or “Little old Lady at the Vicarage” etc.
Old 23rd October 2019
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Presets are coming up soon, made by Dave Fartado and Chris Fart alge
Old 23rd October 2019
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Quote:
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Presets are coming up soon, made by Dave Fartado and Chris Fart alge
Fartastic!
Old 23rd October 2019
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This is exactly what my suomisaundi have been missing! Thanks for sharing. I'd like to have a VST3 too plz
Old 23rd October 2019
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Oh, and round robin because no two farts are ever the same (this is why they are like snowflakes).
Old 23rd October 2019
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I would like some kind of saturation knob, or would that make it to....firm?
Old 23rd October 2019
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And what about note range, does it include the brown note?
Thanks in advance.
Old 23rd October 2019
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I would like some kind of saturation knob, or would that make it to....firm?
Would definitely dirty it up!
Old 23rd October 2019
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Man, it sounds like $hit!
Old 23rd October 2019
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I wouldn't want to spark a Mac v PC debate but I'm assuming this is Windows only
Old 23rd October 2019
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I would like some kind of saturation knob, or would that make it to....firm?
Maybe in version pooh-point-oh.
Old 23rd October 2019
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I wouldn't want to spark a Mac v PC debate but I'm assuming this is Windows only
AU only would indicate Mac only.
Old 23rd October 2019
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I heard Acustica tried to sample a fart once. But they gave up: "you really have to get in there"…
Old 23rd October 2019
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I heard Acustica tried to sample a fart once. But they gave up: "you really have to get in there"…
Oh, I suppose that they wanted to sample the whole signal path, so that it would sound more anal-log?
Old 23rd October 2019
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To really get this to pop in a mix you need that Buttox eq, what's it called...? Hmmm....The rectalizer
Old 23rd October 2019
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Vapor-Ware
Old 23rd October 2019
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Man, it sounds like $hit!
Yeah, this is one plugin that you would want to sound like total ass!
Old 23rd October 2019
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AU only would indicate Mac only.
yeah but speaking impartially, that's probably just a dirty lie
Old 23rd October 2019
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Could really translate in the new immersive smellovision format.
Old 23rd October 2019
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I prefer hardware farts!
Old 23rd October 2019
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But if they null it's ok?
Old 23rd October 2019
  #27
I'm dying these comments are hilarious LOL
One of our favorite uses is to route FartMaster to the cues. Endless childish hilarity ensues.
Let us know if you actually try it haha
Damien + Eric
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Old 23rd October 2019
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I prefer hardware farts!
I can assure you they are analog modeled.....
Old 23rd October 2019
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Does it come with presets?
I am thinking “Trucker Breakfast” or “Little old Lady at the Vicarage” etc.
There are 14 different farts, however we did not name them. Maybe in v2
Old 23rd October 2019
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I would like some kind of saturation knob, or would that make it to....firm?
It's fully saturated already baby, any more and you'd need a change of underwear.
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