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Fart Master - Free Chromatic Flatulence Instrument
Old 3 weeks ago
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Building off the pioneering technology of Steven Shat, I see


Old 3 weeks ago
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Oh how I wish I hadn't seen this....... I am resisting the temptation sooo hard, but weakening by the moment.
Old 3 weeks ago
  #33
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I’ll use it as fart as it turd my next song into a hit !
Old 3 weeks ago
  #34
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Time to un-farticipate in this thread. I'm letting it pass.
Old 3 weeks ago
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Time to un-farticipate in this thread. I'm letting it pass.
As my auntie May used to say: “Better out than in.”
Old 3 weeks ago
  #36
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Great! when can we expect burp-master-free-chromatic-instrument?
Old 3 weeks ago
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Oh how I wish I hadn't seen this....... I am resisting the temptation sooo hard, but weakening by the moment.
I know, I know, I am trying not to get anymore sample libraries but this things is giving me GAS.
Old 3 weeks ago
  #38
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So, I could have turned my father in law’s after dinner visits into a money making venture?
Old 3 weeks ago
  #39
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I hope it has things like glissando, legato, sfz, staccato etc. Good farticulation is the main determinant of realism IMO.
Old 3 weeks ago
  #40
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Nice!!

Old 3 weeks ago
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Is there a filter for follow through?
Old 3 weeks ago
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Do you know what is invisible and smells like carrot?

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The fart of a rabbit.







Could be a great complement to this pack
Old 3 weeks ago
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So long as you have a major turd followed by a minor fart, you're good to go.
Old 3 weeks ago
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The quality is amazing -- good fart, form and function.

Now, the only question remains -- is this considered anal-log?
Old 3 weeks ago
  #45
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Talking

I haven't tried this yet, but can you use in parallel or just 100% wet? ?
Old 3 weeks ago
  #46
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Bring this out in VST format please?
Old 3 weeks ago
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Could be wise to keep it AU exclusive for a while. If the 6k Mac Pro sales $hit the bed, Apple may want to fall back on some farts to lighten the mood.

Would really put the pun in stinking rich!
Old 3 weeks ago
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Got some bad drum tracks?
"Guys, were gonna have to recut these. Mike farted on every snare roll. I tried to replace it but it covered the ghost notes."
Mike will deny itz but the rest of band will know what the truth is.
.now they just have to find somebody with a truck because Mike drives a f***int Honda Civic.
Old 3 weeks ago
  #49
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Do you noticed aliasing here?
Old 3 weeks ago
  #50
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Do you noticed aliasing here?
Not really - but it do become rather harsh from time to time. Especially during powerful passages.

But that only makes it Cut through dense parts easier.

So if you need something that do not drown in a Wall of **** - these samples are “da-bomb”.
Old 3 weeks ago
  #51
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Round robin?
Old 3 weeks ago
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I'm kind of disappointed everyone knows about it now. This plug has been my silent, but deadly trick for a while now.
Old 3 weeks ago
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I freakin' love Gearslutz!
Old 3 weeks ago
  #54
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This is the best thing since sliced cheese.
Old 3 weeks ago
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Originally Posted by Owen L T View Post
So long as you have a major turd followed by a minor fart, you're good to go.
Old 3 weeks ago
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I hope it has things like glissando, legato, sfz, staccato etc. Good farticulation is the main determinant of realism IMO.
farticulations. LOL

Old 3 weeks ago
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I know it’s free, but it didn’t cure my GAS
Old 3 weeks ago
  #58
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Fartississimo is the ONLY way to play this instrument.
Old 2 weeks ago
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I hope it has things like glissando, legato, sfz, staccato etc. Good farticulation is the main determinant of realism IMO.
You're forgetting the most crucial farticulation of them all: forzando - because if it's not forzando, then gas it may be, but a fart it ain't!
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