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Old 23rd October 2019
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Building off the pioneering technology of Steven Shat, I see


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Old 23rd October 2019
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Oh how I wish I hadn't seen this....... I am resisting the temptation sooo hard, but weakening by the moment.
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Old 23rd October 2019
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I’ll use it as fart as it turd my next song into a hit !
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Old 23rd October 2019
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Time to un-farticipate in this thread. I'm letting it pass.
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Old 23rd October 2019
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Time to un-farticipate in this thread. I'm letting it pass.
As my auntie May used to say: “Better out than in.”
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Old 23rd October 2019
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Great! when can we expect burp-master-free-chromatic-instrument?
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Old 23rd October 2019
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Oh how I wish I hadn't seen this....... I am resisting the temptation sooo hard, but weakening by the moment.
I know, I know, I am trying not to get anymore sample libraries but this things is giving me GAS.
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Old 24th October 2019
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So, I could have turned my father in law’s after dinner visits into a money making venture?
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Old 24th October 2019
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I hope it has things like glissando, legato, sfz, staccato etc. Good farticulation is the main determinant of realism IMO.
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Old 24th October 2019
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Nice!!

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Old 24th October 2019
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Is there a filter for follow through?
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Old 24th October 2019
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Do you know what is invisible and smells like carrot?

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The fart of a rabbit.







Could be a great complement to this pack
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Old 24th October 2019
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So long as you have a major turd followed by a minor fart, you're good to go.
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Old 24th October 2019
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The quality is amazing -- good fart, form and function.

Now, the only question remains -- is this considered anal-log?
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Old 24th October 2019
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Talking
I haven't tried this yet, but can you use in parallel or just 100% wet? ?
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Old 24th October 2019
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Bring this out in VST format please?
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Old 25th October 2019
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Could be wise to keep it AU exclusive for a while. If the 6k Mac Pro sales $hit the bed, Apple may want to fall back on some farts to lighten the mood.

Would really put the pun in stinking rich!
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Old 25th October 2019
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Got some bad drum tracks?
"Guys, were gonna have to recut these. Mike farted on every snare roll. I tried to replace it but it covered the ghost notes."
Mike will deny itz but the rest of band will know what the truth is.
.now they just have to find somebody with a truck because Mike drives a f***int Honda Civic.
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Old 25th October 2019
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Do you noticed aliasing here?
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Old 25th October 2019
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Do you noticed aliasing here?
Not really - but it do become rather harsh from time to time. Especially during powerful passages.

But that only makes it Cut through dense parts easier.

So if you need something that do not drown in a Wall of **** - these samples are “da-bomb”.
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Old 25th October 2019
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Round robin?
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Old 25th October 2019
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I'm kind of disappointed everyone knows about it now. This plug has been my silent, but deadly trick for a while now.
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Old 25th October 2019
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I freakin' love Gearslutz!
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Old 26th October 2019
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This is the best thing since sliced cheese.
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Old 26th October 2019
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So long as you have a major turd followed by a minor fart, you're good to go.
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Old 26th October 2019
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I hope it has things like glissando, legato, sfz, staccato etc. Good farticulation is the main determinant of realism IMO.
farticulations. LOL

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Old 26th October 2019
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I know it’s free, but it didn’t cure my GAS
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Old 27th October 2019
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Fartississimo is the ONLY way to play this instrument.
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Old 30th October 2019
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I hope it has things like glissando, legato, sfz, staccato etc. Good farticulation is the main determinant of realism IMO.
You're forgetting the most crucial farticulation of them all: forzando - because if it's not forzando, then gas it may be, but a fart it ain't!
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