Porn Movie Soundtrack Sound?
Old 27th June 2008
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Porn Movie Soundtrack Sound?

What kind of equipment do I need to get that suave and smooth porn movie type sound. You know the type of sound you get on those ghetto-azz pornos.
Old 27th June 2008
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you're kidding right?
Old 27th June 2008
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lmao...I'm not a specialist but from what I've heard I suggest the ****tyest casio arranger you can find.
Old 27th June 2008
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hip hop ejay ran thru behringer
Old 27th June 2008
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sample 70's Ron Jeremy flicks
Old 27th June 2008
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What kind of equipment do I need to get that suave and smooth porn movie type sound. You know the type

Son you need start off with box Wank Crackers

Old 27th June 2008
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Funniest thread ever!
Old 27th June 2008
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bow-chi-ca-bow-wow-wa-ah-oo-wa-ah-oo

Repeat.......
Old 27th June 2008
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hip hop ejay ran thru behringer
Killed heh
Old 29th June 2008
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What kind of equipment do I need to get that suave and smooth porn movie type sound. You know the type of sound you get on those ghetto-azz pornos.
haha those soundtracks rock! well i think you need some funky/smooth/warm sounds and the roland xv5050 definately got some good sounds for that type of music you wanna do. I've heard my beats sound like porno soundtracks several times now lol.

peace.
Old 29th June 2008
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on a serious note, decent guitar through decent wah pedal

not the smoothest eg but i'm not looking harder...

Old 30th June 2008
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What kind of equipment do I need to get that suave and smooth porn movie type sound. You know the type of sound you get on those ghetto-azz pornos.
Deeaammm mane. U 4real mane ? LOL
I cud play some vids down the fone ?
Old 30th June 2008
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What kind of equipment do I need to get that suave and smooth porn movie type sound. You know the type of sound you get on those ghetto-azz pornos.
You need a Telecaster, must learn the Min9th chord in every key, and use this pedal with it heh
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Old 30th June 2008
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Why is there a ghost image of Bruce Lee behind that guy with the Wah Pedal?

I was hoping for some skin flick or something!
Old 30th June 2008
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What kind of equipment do I need to get that suave and smooth porn movie type sound. You know the type of sound you get on those ghetto-azz pornos.
LOL!!!
Old 1st July 2008
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a guitar with a wah pedal and a lousy sax player should do it. In all seriousness, you need players playing real instruments.
Old 3rd July 2008
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What kind of equipment do I need to get that suave and smooth porn movie type sound. You know the type of sound you get on those ghetto-azz pornos.

WOW...heh

Maybe the Avalon VT-737ky edition with the longest mic you can find???

Old 4th July 2008
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Old 5th July 2008
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hip hop ejay ran thru behringer
rofl that is funny.
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Old 27th January 2011
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Bow-chiika-Bow-wow

Personally I wouldn't watch a skinflick thats not mixed in 7.1 heh

But otherwise for that proper 70's tone alot of compression and Eq might help... just remove all that sounds like music.
Old 27th January 2011
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you need vintage soundblaster live AD/DA converters.
Old 28th January 2011
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a guitar with a wah pedal and a lousy sax player should do it. In all seriousness, you need players playing real instruments.
Haha, I was wondering if anyone was going to say "lousy sax player." So true. Not that I've seen any porn, it's what I've heard...
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Haha, I was wondering if anyone was going to say "lousy sax player." So true. Not that I've seen any porn, it's what I've heard...
LOL
Old 29th January 2011
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WOW...heh

Maybe the Avalon VT-737ky edition with the longest mic you can find???

.

heh

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Old 7th December 2012
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Dat thread! made me laugh.
Old 8th December 2012
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bow-chi-ca-bow-wow-wa-ah-oo-wa-ah-oo

Repeat.......
Lol...Thats pretty good phonetic spelling.
Old 8th December 2012
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I love the recommendations lol. Behringer gear, Casio keyboard, guitar with wah pedal and sleazy sax player. I would suggest a PG58 to track the vocals, moans, weird sounds, etc.

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Old 8th December 2012
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I love the recommendations lol. Behringer gear, Casio keyboard, guitar with wah pedal and sleazy sax player. I would suggest a PG58 to track the vocals, moans, weird sounds, etc.

Sent from my Nexus S 4G
..the musical equivalent of your avatar!!
Old 8th December 2012
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