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How to make your wife's day easier using high-end equipment.
Old 16th December 2009
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How to make your wife's day easier using high-end equipment.

My idea stike



Ok, now it's your turn guys
Old 16th December 2009
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Is she in the sweet spot?
heh

Thor
Old 16th December 2009
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Ha, nice thor.
Maybe his other thread was not hackedheh

Ed
Old 16th December 2009
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She IS the sweet spot.
Old 16th December 2009
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you may also sit her on a sub playing a loud 33hz
Old 16th December 2009
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Expect more wrinkles that way. on second thought: women can multitask...

And what iron is she using? This is gearslutz!
Old 16th December 2009
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I swear you guys are a bunch of perverts!

Awesome pic, thats some hot gear right there!

...and the audio equipment and room aren't bad either...

heh
Old 16th December 2009
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Is she in the sweet spot?
heh

Thor
Yareck, your wife has not read enough Safe and Sound posts or she will know that ironing table is causing very bad comb filtering and so must be put to the side of the monitor speakers!

SB

Last edited by Caput; 16th December 2009 at 03:15 PM.. Reason: keep spelling names wrong
Old 16th December 2009
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The irony in the topic is strong.
Old 16th December 2009
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Old 16th December 2009
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And what iron is she using? This is gearslutz!
i guess that would be something like this (see attachment)

But tell not to metallica you silk shirts even if she spray loads of dither on them

ok sorry i'm off
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Old 16th December 2009
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LOL, I laughed out loud for real on that one.
Old 16th December 2009
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You should not let your wife do the ironing until she has more wrinkles than the laundry.
That time will come soon enough.
Old 16th December 2009
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how´s she supposed to get any real work done in that situation???

get the tweeter´s @ ear level for christ´s sake, that set-up 101 tutt













hehhehheh


(note to self: must book summer vacation in poland & find a new girlfriend)
Old 16th December 2009
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Jesus, I'm not posting a picture of my wife here......
Old 16th December 2009
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Jesus, I'm not posting a picture of my wife here......

ha ha

People are brutal.........he asked for it
Old 16th December 2009
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ha ha

People are brutal.........he asked for it
You know? This is weird, but since a year I never got such a number of funny comments on my wife's erotic board. You guys are great heh

Now I'll back to kitchen and post something in a while.
Old 16th December 2009
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You know? This is weird, but since a year I never got such a number of funny comments on my wife's erotic board...
Nice try but that wouldn't work here. Where did you buy that iron for her?
Do you have a link?
Old 16th December 2009
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That sure is a sexy amp. I wouldn't mind working with that rack.
Old 16th December 2009
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Is that a Behringer controller unit she is using?

Old 16th December 2009
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Nice try but that wouldn't work here.
Ok, I'll try to be more convincing. Everybody must pass through kitchen. Have you guys tried polish food? Best polish food, straight from beloved wife makes everything sounds sexy - even the bass out of SPL PQ becomes even more sexy BTW. I still hope to get used for a fair price, however it looks like impossible to find :-/ PM me if you know someone.

So that's the another hot part of the service.

1. Spahgetti with tuna.



2. Big cucumber soup



3. Coutryside broth



4. Aubergine with parmesan (this is great)



5. Hot sausages on cheese



6. Homemade burger



7. Polish casserole



8. Cucumber & tomato salad



9. Traditional casein



10. Pickaninny (this is really great)




Bon apetit !
Old 16th December 2009
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OK, and for dinner?
Old 16th December 2009
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Oh, it's not good to eat a great quantity.

Later, it's difficult to jump
Old 16th December 2009
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Only one iron?? This is Gearslutz!
Old 19th December 2009
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Yareck, you have a new site i see, is that your wife there too?
Old 19th December 2009
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Yareck, you have a new site i see, is that your wife there too?
Yes, this is she.
I thought it will be interesting for my wife to feel a little bit important, since I got sick of this rat race.
Old 19th December 2009
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there seems to be a couple bumps in the top end,

the mid and low end should work well too,

impressive smile curve

sh
Old 19th December 2009
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there seems to be a couple bumps in the top end,

the mid and low end should work well too,

impressive smile curve

sh
Thanks man I really hope the low end and the smiley curve is good enough to make the 1-5 kHz a little bit hidden. You've exactly got the point That's the good way for mastering dance music.
Old 20th December 2009
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yareck

Been wanting to ask you:

What happened when you let your beloved G 14 go? Did you fall out of love? Found something more to your liking?

cheers

Jørn
Old 7th January 2010
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I've answered to the PM regarding G 14. I still love it, but it's away now.

Ok, I have something completely OT, but I don't know where to post it. But it's related to the sound. Here it is:

Coca-cola as a psychoactive drug.

Recently getting more and more into the sound in my body (using experimental methods), I've reached the point in the throat area. During each gulp, coke is producing some internal sound somewhere in the middle of the throat, caused by the fresh gas - and preferably something else. The sound is at a very low threshold of audibility, but it's fixed in consciousness by repeating a dozen times, when swallowing the drink. This sound is confusingly similar to ... applause, to speak more - is even better. In this way, drinkers become dependent on coca-cola in exactly the same way as an actor is dependent on the popularity. As a result of this, when someone is drinking, his mood improves and enhances self-esteem - with the fact that this is a scam in mind that de facto reduces self-esteem, because we cease to control it (self-esteem is controlled by the Coca-Cola). This way, the reason for drinking Coke in cinemas is becoming to be obvious, because during watching movie, you feel like an actor.... or like it was a live show, not the only movie.

Test:

Shut up in a quiet room and test by yourself. To enhance the effect, eat perhaps a piece of chocolate, and then during drinking a coke, hold approximately 1-2 seconds cola in your mouth before you swallow it. After a few dozen of swallows, you should have to hear how the cola rewards you with applause, because the effect increases during drinking.

Important: Fresh Cola is the best. The more gas in the cola, the better is applause.

You guys in America have different ideas to sue companies for different things. Try with Coca-Cola for winning the big cash. Costs only some more analysis, than I did.
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