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Old 7th October 2002
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Quote:
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The only real cure for cotton mouth I've found is green tea. I prefer the Arizona and I get it by the case whenever I can, which isn't too often.
Watermelon Jolly Rangers... All the way. just keep a bottle of Aquafina near by.

(not that I've had cottonmouth in the last, say, 15 years)
Old 7th October 2002
  #32
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i discovered yesterday morning that you can't take your kids to AES...
Old 8th October 2002
  #33
"Screw the gangster, how's the angry mob getting along? OK, I trust. '"
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Old 10th October 2002
  #34
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Holy Cow!:eek: Now that's what I call a party!! What's the world record for the highest fence-jump with a half haircut? There must be a category in the Guiness book...
Old 10th October 2002
  #35
I don't know. I just saw the 2002 Guiness book the other night on blowout for $5.99. If I get back to the same bookstore I'll have to get a copy and look.
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Old 17th October 2002
  #36
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Unfortunately for Jules the evening was upset when after intense scrutiny, I could tell which half of his head was shaved twice!!
Old 30th November 2002
  #37
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Clam chowder and orange juice are a recipe for disaster.
Old 30th November 2002
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Quote:
Originally posted by posterchild
I discovered that "Teen Spirit" was a brand of deodorant.

Never realized "Smells Like Teen Spirit" was referencing a personal care product...
I never did either, as teen spirit does have a distinct odor.



The gymnasium always smelled different after the cheerleaders were finished.
Old 1st December 2002
  #39
Quote:
Originally posted by TinderArts
Clam chowder and orange juice are a recipe for disaster.
Here's a better one. How about leaving unground coffee beans in a bowl on the counter on Thanksgiving? Ya know, they look just like chocolate chips.
Old 10th December 2002
  #40
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Don't eat fresh pineapple while drinking milk. Will cause a chemical reaction that will burn the entire lining of your mouth.
Hmm, why do I suspect that at least some of you will now try this?
Old 18th January 2003
  #41
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The only thing worse than having the flu, is staying up most of the night with your 1.5 yr old son who now has the flu....


I would rather have to mix on a beringer for life.
Old 28th February 2003
  #42
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IT is woth ressurecting this thread to point out that an egg salad sandwich for lunch and tacos for dinner is not a good pre-cursor to an evining of watching movies with your significant other.

In case anyone was wondering.
Old 28th February 2003
  #43
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I learned that Bar-B-Que squirrel is pretty damn good...

...until you find out what you just ate.
Old 28th February 2003
  #44
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BBQ Squirrel tastes like chicken..

Reminds of back in the day the first time I was ever invited to a Rocky Mountain Oyster fry.... Tasted pretty good, then they told me what they were....
Old 28th February 2003
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Old 28th February 2003
  #46
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Don't eat squirrel brains in the summer. It'll give you human mad cow disease.
Old 1st March 2003
  #47
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Rocky Mountain Oysters are testicles that have been removed from cows,pigs, and the such... Usually prepared in a beer batter mix and deep fried.....
Old 1st March 2003
  #48
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So this guy goes to Mexico and in a little cafe near the Bull Ring he has Rocky Mountain Oysters for the first time. Delicious! He asks what they are and the waiter replies "they are the testicles of the Bull from the Corrida. After the Matador kills the bull, they send the cojones here"

At first they guy is grossed out but after thinking about it he realizes - hey, they taste delicious so what the heck? Every day he orders the Rocky Mountain Oysters for lunch and enjoys them immensely.

One day the Oysters come and they are smaller than usual. They are also tough and not very tasty. He now considers himself an expert on this dish so he complains to the waiter: "what's wrong with these Rocky Mountain Oysters? They are small and tough and not as good as the ones you had before."

The waiter sighs and says "Ah Senor, in the Corrida, the Bull, he does not always lose..."
Old 1st March 2003
  #49
Quote:
Originally posted by midihell
Rocky Mountain Oysters are testicles that have been removed from cows,pigs, and the such... Usually prepared in a beer batter mix and deep fried.....
Hmmm... I'm not sure what to make of that. The first time I had calamari I didn't know what it was. This is a little different though.
Old 1st March 2003
  #50
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Jay, I can understand what you're saying. It was rather shocking to discover what they were afterwards, but they actually weren't too bad. The thing to ponder tho, is who came up with the idea..
Old 1st March 2003
  #51
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I forgot a few things I learned & am much happier now.


Unlearning,
ISPdeRuiter
Old 1st March 2003
  #52
"the Bull, he does not always lose..."..

grggt .............................. BARF!

I need to quickly forget a few things too!



Round here it's all Turkish, you can order a 'nad kebab' if you like..

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