Do fake drums count?
I cut real ones everyday. I'll try to find my favorite for a sample, but in the meantime here's the kit that
I play everyday while surfing gearslutz. It's fun to tweak it out, and I've built many different-sounding kits using different processing alone.
Current favorite incarnation: DFH original with ayotte snare through Blockfish compressor and Waves SSL channel, then bussed through another SSL channel and SSL bus comp with all the drums. Too compressed, but they're fun as hell to play.
By the way, this is a completely unedited so forgive the playing (though I must say I don't think I groove too bad for a white boy on keys

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