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Old 15th January 2005
  #151


Bryston amps suck (hello.... They're Canadian)

Celestion speakers suck (duh, ther're British)

Fairlights suck (having a hard time coming up with Austrailian stuff... They must SUCK).



-tINY

Old 15th January 2005
  #152
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Quote:
Originally posted by James Lehmann
I would like to nominate YOUNG-CHANG Corp. for the corporate ineptitude award for what they have done to KURZWEIL in recent years.

Somehow Kurzweil have managed to stay afloat and keep producing excellent products throughout all this time, despite having a parent company who clearly have absolutely no idea what they are doing. (This has nothing to do with the excellent folks who work at Kurzweil USA, and Kurzweil products which I think are first-class.) Young Chang suits have shown themselves to be totally incapable of building on an excellent R&D Department and Kurzweil's formerly respected high-end reputation.

Some more reasons...

1. Despite being superior in almost every way, sales of Kurzweil K-series synths appear to have made no impression at all on buyers who are still choosing 'me-too' Rolands & Yamahas for no other reasons than profile and availability.

2. Build-quality of Kurzweil products continues to deteriorate - significant quality control problems

3. Kurzweil Europe closed it's doors some years ago. There is no longer any credible retail or distribution support for Kurzweil products anywhere outside the USA and European prices are so astronomical you'd think they'd been deliberately inflated to prevent people buying!

4. Kurzweil's cheap and nasty advertising has been an embarrassing joke for several years now

5. Pathetic Kurzweil web-site that looks and feels like it's been designed by a ******** chimpanzee


So... if anyone from YOUNG-CHANG is reading this (unlikely because they are so spectacularly out of touch with their clients) YOU SUCK big-time.
I like Kurzweil, too.
Under Young-Chang they at least survived, but anyway Kurzweil is dying. Bad marketing, slow implementation of fresh concept to keep on the top are two main points. Still, 2661 is great synth, better than anything on the market.
Is there anybody to takover this company for good reasons.
It has tradition in very good sound, revival is possible.

Where are invetors?

INVESTORS SUCK.

GYang
Old 15th January 2005
  #153
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Re: AKAI SUX!

Quote:
Originally posted by The MPCist
Akai sucks!

My MPC4000 that I bought 2 1/2 years ago STILL doesn't work properly at all! Crashes all the time, can't use MTC, can't audition from HD--and still doesn't have the functions advertised when I bought it.

AND THEY STILL HAVEN'T GOT THE OS FIXED!

@#$(* AKAI big time.

They're #1 on my "THEY SUCK" list.
Fully disagree. Maybe you have deffective unit or made some errors in set up.
Having long experience with MPC 4000 and DPS 24 I can say that both are finest devices in their respective ranges, competetive in prices and far better than competition.

Roland VS 2480 and
Roland Groove Machines

ALL THEY REALLY SUCK.

GYang
Old 15th January 2005
  #154
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Most microphones suck

Most pres suck

Tape suck

Compression sucks

EQing sucks

Artificial reverberation sucks

Most AD/DA suck

Editing sucks

Musicians who can't perform live without "making them later" suck

Engineers who work with those suck big time
Old 15th January 2005
  #155
JTR
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Quote:
Originally posted by Dan Kennedy
Hey, did you damn Canadians ferget about Gordon Lightfoot? How dare you.

**** yer still just the 51st state whether you want to admit it or not.

Ducking (not even below the frost line) and running...

Lightfoot's early stuff is in the not suck column...

Barenaked Ladies - MAJOR suckage


& if Canuckia is really just the 51st state, when's it gonna re-imburse the rest of the union for foisting that Celine Dion stuff on us?

How can someone in Minnesota duck below a frostline?
Isn't it like, perma-frost up there sept thru june?
Old 15th January 2005
  #156
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my current girlfriend sucks bad, my ex girlfriend sucks good. this sucks.
Old 15th January 2005
  #157
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We're the missing link between animals and the civilized human!

MANKIND SUCKS!
Old 15th January 2005
  #158
jho
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I suck

You suck

We all suck

Old 15th January 2005
  #159
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MINI MACS SUCK !!!!



heh
Old 15th January 2005
  #160
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Clients who don't pay


Clients who pay late


The soft keys on H3000's


Broken head phones

Having your opinion about a piece of gear easily changed by a bunch of suckers on a suckie thread about what sucks. - Now I'm confused and don't know what sucks, beacause some of what I thought didn't suck - some think does suck. Now I think my spine sucks for not having one about what I think sucks and what doesn't suck.
Old 15th January 2005
  #161
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Nothing sucks, it's all differential pressure.

But if we're being silly....

gearslutz sucks!

i suck.

and YOU suck if you reply to this post.



Old 15th January 2005
  #162
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jack the Bear
Auto-tune is just nonsence and is single-handedly the main reason why we now have lost the art of performance. I mean they're even using it in live situations!!! What is the world coming to????
Are you ****ting me? Yeah that does suck.

I'll tell you what really sucks though. When big artists put on overproduced live shows with too many video screens, too many props, too much prerecorded superfluous material, too much choreography etc....sometimes I wished they'd just go back to the simple 3 to 5 piece format with no fireworks, no dancers, no paraphanalia to make a live show which might actually be moving.
Old 15th January 2005
  #163


Indoor arena acoustics suck anyway. I don't care what sound system you have.



-tINY

Old 15th January 2005
  #164
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Quote:
Originally posted by tINY

Fairlights suck (having a hard time coming up with Austrailian stuff... They must SUCK).
How 'bout RODE?
Old 15th January 2005
  #165


OK, Rode mics suck (sure, they're bloody Austrailian)


-tINY

Old 15th January 2005
  #166
Hmm...

People suck who fart in control room...
Old 15th January 2005
  #167
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Re: Hmm...

Quote:
Originally posted by everyday
People suck who fart in control room...
It was the dog.
Old 16th January 2005
  #168
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Re: Re: Hmm...

Quote:
Originally posted by dave-G
It was the dog.
Frogs...
Old 16th January 2005
  #169
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guitar center sucks.
Old 16th January 2005
  #170
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Quote:
Originally posted by tINY


Fairlights suck (having a hard time coming up with Austrailian stuff... They must SUCK).

Buzz Audio sucks? Well does it?
Old 16th January 2005
  #171
nonononono

you're all wrong
beringher sucks (except for the BCR2000) if you want noise in the chain use that
and the dbx266xl reaaaaaaaaaaally sucks
(I want to get rid of it, but nobody wants it, even for free) the only good thing about it is the casing, and the xlr connectors, I'm going to scrap the rest soon

and RockPalace in Den Haag Holland sucks even more
got an invite once for a special client sale, travelled for 2 hours in public transport, to find an arsehole behind the counter who replied to my question:
"cant help you I jerking off" (or something simular)

......
...



called them next day, they couldn't find my name and adress
told them the next mailing would be returned with a brick (baksteen) never heard from them again (lucky them)
Old 16th January 2005
  #172
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Re: Hmm...

Quote:
Originally posted by everyday
People suck who fart in control room...
Had a great christian rock band in the studio once. Sat during tracking with cans trying to "vibe in" the take with a good sing-along and sit-dance. At the end of the recording i ripped off a thunderous fart, since I knew I was alone in the control room and I expected it to be odourless.

While turning around I realized that three immaculate, young, christian girls had sneaked in, watching me in disgust.

So i suck too.
Old 16th January 2005
  #173
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LOL !!!
Old 16th January 2005
  #174
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R¿de mics suk (except some of 'em, but I'm not gonna spend that much on a R¿de mic to find out)


Already spent enough time figuring out how to make a "¿" when I sold the thing on Ebay.
Old 17th January 2005
  #175
JTR
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Re: Re: Hmm...

Quote:
Originally posted by Knastratt
Had a great christian rock band in the studio once. Sat during tracking with cans trying to "vibe in" the take with a good sing-along and sit-dance. At the end of the recording i ripped off a thunderous fart, since I knew I was alone in the control room and I expected it to be odourless.

While turning around I realized that three immaculate, young, christian girls had sneaked in, watching me in disgust.

So i suck too.
heh

Exxxxcellent; that's the moment when you ask one of them for a date!

show no fear/shame/hesitation

all those religious types are just looking for their next guru; could be u!
Old 17th January 2005
  #176
JTR
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Re: Re: Hmm...

Quote:
Originally posted by dave-G
It was the dog.
oooohh

that reminds me of a session

clients had their pitbull and weimerainer with them

and the mutts had consumed a POUND of HUMMUS that had been left out on the kitchen counter...

you wanna talk about global warming??????
Old 17th January 2005
  #177
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Quote:
Originally posted by oedipus_complex I'll tell you what really sucks though. When big artists put on overproduced live shows with too many video screens, too many props, too much prerecorded superfluous material, too much choreography etc....sometimes I wished they'd just go back to the simple 3 to 5 piece format with no fireworks, no dancers, no paraphanalia to make a live show which might actually be moving.
but...what would j-lo do when she puts on her 2nd concert?
Old 17th January 2005
  #178
JTR
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Quote:
Originally posted by copal
but...what would j-lo do when she puts on her 2nd concert?
marry Brad Pitt
Old 17th January 2005
  #179
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Quote:
Originally posted by copal
but...what would j-lo do when she puts on her 2nd concert?
She could fart, adding extra low-frequency punch to the mix? stike
Old 17th January 2005
  #180
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John Hardy pre's are horrible and lifeless.
That's crazy talk... Now I know why you live in Apache Junction with the tweakers and skinheads.
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