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Old 21st January 2003
  #91
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I've been saving updfegad bands that aren't aware that they suck; bands who, their first time in the studio know more than you do; this same band plays original music with way too long intros and too many verses and can't bear to trim their "art" to 4 minutes,have no producer and can't accept any ideas that don't eminate from their own puny pinheads
Was that as good for you as it was for me
So, Yeah, bands suck.
daniel
Old 21st January 2003
  #92
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But this site rocks! It's the best recording forum on the web.

Thanks Jules for all your hard work creating this place for us all to hang out at.

And btw I was kidding about the gear thing. No offense intended Jules. Just a good natured poke at all the "... Sucks!" handles round these parts.
Old 22nd January 2003
  #93
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aahhhhh

islington suks

ns10' suk fukking big time WTF?

mackie suk
cheap stuff suks
that suks

having a great time and then thinking you have to trace over it suks

listening to peoples tracings suks

pop music suks

summit suk
digital imitation suks so much its funny
sample synthesis ? that ****ing suks
roland drum pads.......the whole thing suks
working for idiots...........suks
then not getting paid! that suks
tuning your gtr E A D G B E that suks

having stuff stop you getting the studio ...i fukking hate that it SUKS

having to get up before 3 oclock ouch that suks

bill hick died .. that sukked
kurt died silverchiair/nickbak live on ? god's sense of humour really suks

studios giving folks bright ideas...mmmm thats suks
londons live venues suk

reality tv suks
richard and judy suk
tony blair suks
your balls dropping is supprising and it suks



small speakers suk

mice suk
turning things down suks
being o so fukking clever and well behaved suks

m but this tread is cool i needed that








grggt

o yes the fukking queen suks as well
Old 22nd January 2003
  #94
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wow....now that was a suck fest...............
Old 12th January 2004
  #95
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ignoring nice topics liek this for more then a year sux .
resurrecting old ones sucks even more ...
so :

- the saga continues - slim slaggy 2003 un-limited edition :

im^%$%^ho ISA 430 eq and comp section sux for that sum of money ,same goes for ssl e eq ,and lex 960 eh

Liquid channel/Sintefex sux too cause i havent tried it or heard any uhm demo and it's supposed to endup analogue processing era *cough*

not having sound clips on new products like that sux ...

hearing yamahahaha vocaloid sound clips doesnt suck. cause the clips suck themselves so i know whut can i expect from final product .it will suck heh
eh atleast for lead vocals ...maybe it wont suck in some aphex twin song ,but u can prolly guess whuts mah opinion on these

Old 12th January 2004
  #96
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Apple Sucks!

Kicked out Logic PC user looking for a new home.



looking for a new DAW sucks.
Old 12th January 2004
  #97
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Distressor = flaming bag 'o dog poo. For me, every time I strap one on, there's something I like better. That sux.

Sorry, Evanna, but the mirror image, dual mono units, that are really used in stereo most of the time, drive me nuts. Like the DVC. I fail to see the point of mirror image design, in terms of getting work done. That sux, also, cause....where's that knob on this channel? I'm in a hurry here, ya' know?

And for instance, regurgitating the spoiled and rancid potted meat that you used to make really bad meatloaf which got cold before you could eat it so you had to make cold meatloaf sandwiches and brownbag it to your highrise apartment construction worker gig because you're broke from paying all the medical bills from the high cost of having the goiters removed from your neck and back, along with the polyps on your colon and all that ugly business with the spleen.........

Well, regurgitating that potted meat sux, cause it really wasn't such a great meatloaf sandwich to begin with now, was it?


Regards,
Brian T
Old 12th January 2004
  #98
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I would like to nominate YOUNG-CHANG Corp. for the corporate ineptitude award for what they have done to KURZWEIL in recent years.

Somehow Kurzweil have managed to stay afloat and keep producing excellent products throughout all this time, despite having a parent company who clearly have absolutely no idea what they are doing. (This has nothing to do with the excellent folks who work at Kurzweil USA, and Kurzweil products which I think are first-class.) Young Chang suits have shown themselves to be totally incapable of building on an excellent R&D Department and Kurzweil's formerly respected high-end reputation.

Some more reasons...

1. Despite being superior in almost every way, sales of Kurzweil K-series synths appear to have made no impression at all on buyers who are still choosing 'me-too' Rolands & Yamahas for no other reasons than profile and availability.

2. Build-quality of Kurzweil products continues to deteriorate - significant quality control problems

3. Kurzweil Europe closed it's doors some years ago. There is no longer any credible retail or distribution support for Kurzweil products anywhere outside the USA and European prices are so astronomical you'd think they'd been deliberately inflated to prevent people buying!

4. Kurzweil's cheap and nasty advertising has been an embarrassing joke for several years now

5. Pathetic Kurzweil web-site that looks and feels like it's been designed by a ******** chimpanzee


So... if anyone from YOUNG-CHANG is reading this (unlikely because they are so spectacularly out of touch with their clients) YOU SUCK big-time.
Old 12th January 2004
  #99
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music sucks, double yellow lines suck, angles suck, gently rolling hills and valleys suck, the pythagorean theorem sucks, nyquist and his frequencies suck, anything isoscoles sucks, dirty laundry sucks, abstraction really sucks. Then you have hats. They don't suck, it's just that anyone who likes them does. The very concept of sucking sucks. Not being able to have a bunch of drawers filled with nekkid women sucks. Flamingoes suck. Florida sucks. Any gear that costs more than a couple hundred bucks sucks...think about it, if everyone was forced to use the cheapest **** then you'd need to not suck, right? But now you can suck and have nice gear, to make good sounding doo-doo. That sucks. Buses that move suck. Parked buses suck. Money sucks. I suck.
Old 12th January 2004
  #100
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Carvin Sucks Ass!!!
Screw any new FocusWrong designs AKA "The Liquid Butthole"
Digitech Sucks!!
Crate Sucks!!
The Darkness Sucks!!
Old 12th January 2004
  #101
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oh boy The Darkness...is there word that means "sucks" more than "sucks" does?
Old 12th January 2004
  #102
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Jack Johnson sucks.

All those stupid singer/songwriters suck.

The fact that the freaking on/off switch along with two other switches on my Pendulum Quartet snapped off in shipping and I don't know what to do about it sucks.

The kid whose 8 minute prog rock song I just produced/performed/engineered sucks.

Boutique amplifiers largely suck.

The fact that Macintosh doesn't have a two button mouse sucks.
Old 12th January 2004
  #103
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A thread that drones on and on about what sucks, infact really sucks.
Old 12th January 2004
  #104
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That you haven't listened to my clips yet sucks ;-)
Old 12th January 2004
  #105
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Tornadoes suck... mosquitoes suck... liposuction sucks... Australian tub drains suck the wrong way... the US dollar is sucking itself into oblivion... people with no sense of humour suck...

Oh yeah, and ADAT tape decks that can't decide when and where to sync... suck.
Old 12th January 2004
  #106
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Tony Blair doesn't suck. But Blair Underwood does.
Old 13th January 2004
  #107
TOR
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i think if i see the word "suck" one more time i'm going to implode
Old 13th January 2004
  #108
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that was a very high quality thread and i feel suckier just for reading it
Old 13th January 2004
  #109
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OK....ahem.......here we go.......

Analog recording sucks because it is too "warm"
Digital recording sucks because it is too "cold"
SSL sucks because they have solid state electronics
Tubetech sucks because they have tube electronics
Pro Tools sucks because it's made by Digidesign
Digidesign sucks because.......well......they're Digidesign
Condenser mics suck because they have a hyped top end
Dynamic mics suck because they don't have a hyped top end
Ribbon mics suck because they have no top end at all
Analog consoles suck because they're large and complicated
Digital consoles suck because they're small and complicated
Neve sucks because they hasn't put anything decent out in over 20 years
Mackie sucks because they haven't put anything decent out period
Genelecs suck because they lie to your face
NS-10s suck because they sound like ******** monkey butt
LA-2As suck because they have only one sound
Distressors suck because they have too many sounds
MIDI sucks because it's an antiquated, inflexible, low baud rate format
PCM audio sucks becuse it's an antiquated, inflexible, low baud rate format
Outboard FX suck because they're a pain to recall and not dynamically automatable
Plug ins suck because they sound like absolute ass
Live rooms suck because they're expensive to build right
Control rooms suck because they're even more expensive to build right
Studio lounges suck because they're sterile and smell like coffee
Studio bathrooms suck because they're not sterile and smell like piss
Using a drum machine sucks because the feel is terrible
Using a live drummer sucks because the feel is terrible
Rock guitar players suck because they can play only a few chords
Jazz guitar players suck because they have to play way too many chords
Blues guitar players suck because they can only play in the blues scale
Punk guitar players suck because they can't play a scale at all
Good bass players suck because they are far too rare
Good bass players suck even more because they know they are far too rare and consequently always have a good gig
Keyboard players suck because they take up too much room in the mix
Horn players suck because they empty their spit valves on the floor of the live room
String players suck because they have to play in a large group to sound good
Singers suck because they think they're the center of the universe
A and R reps suck because they think the singer is the center of the universe
Major Record labels suck because they haven't got a clue
Independent Record labels suck because they haven't got any money
Producers suck because they're idiots
Engineers suck because they listen to what idiots tell them to do
Assistant Engineers suck because they usually have the real perspective on the quality of the session and don't say a damn thing
Interns suck because they don't know anything at all
60's records suck because they're too live
70's records suck because they're too dead
80's records suck because they have too much reverb
90's records suck because they don't have enough reverb
The Digidesign DUC forum sucks because everyone there is a loser
The Rec Pit forum sucks because everyone there is an asshole
The gearslutz forum sucks because everyone there is a pussy
M. Wagener sucks for having mixed much cooler records than I have
Thrillfactor sucks for blatently giving out helpful and thoughtful advice that I should have thought of
Slipperman sucks because he knows how to get better heavy guitar tones than I do

And finally,

I suck because I'm a whiny, overrated, untalented hack who shouldn't have posted in this thread gone awry in the first place.
Old 13th January 2004
  #110
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jack the Bear
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South Park may be blaming Canada, I think she rocks eh??

That should read "I think she rocks AAA" Did you forget your Canadian?
Old 13th January 2004
  #111
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girls suck... and i like it.
Old 13th January 2004
  #112
TOR
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Quote:
Originally posted by nlc201
OK....ahem.......here we go.......

Analog recording sucks because it is too "warm"
Digital recording sucks because it is too "cold"
SSL sucks because they have solid state electronics
Tubetech sucks because they have tube electronics
Pro Tools sucks because it's made by Digidesign
Digidesign sucks because.......well......they're Digidesign
Condenser mics suck because they have a hyped top end
Dynamic mics suck because they don't have a hyped top end
Ribbon mics suck because they have no top end at all
Analog consoles suck because they're large and complicated
Digital consoles suck because they're small and complicated
Neve sucks because they hasn't put anything decent out in over 20 years
Mackie sucks because they haven't put anything decent out period
Genelecs suck because they lie to your face
NS-10s suck because they sound like ******** monkey butt
LA-2As suck because they have only one sound
Distressors suck because they have too many sounds
MIDI sucks because it's an antiquated, inflexible, low baud rate format
PCM audio sucks becuse it's an antiquated, inflexible, low baud rate format
Outboard FX suck because they're a pain to recall and not dynamically automatable
Plug ins suck because they sound like absolute ass
Live rooms suck because they're expensive to build right
Control rooms suck because they're even more expensive to build right
Studio lounges suck because they're sterile and smell like coffee
Studio bathrooms suck because they're not sterile and smell like piss
Using a drum machine sucks because the feel is terrible
Using a live drummer sucks because the feel is terrible
Rock guitar players suck because... *snip*
*vomits in terror*
Old 13th January 2004
  #113
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Re: A picture says more than a thousand words....

Quote:
Originally posted by 2" Tape sucks!
dfegad
Hey 2" can I be your janitor? I'll take out the 'garbage' for free...

Old 13th January 2004
  #114
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Quote:
Originally posted by sonic dogg
leo fender never sucked until the 70's...........
Leo didn't suck in the seventies. The company he sold to CBS did!
Old 13th January 2004
  #115
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Anything that plugs into the wall sucks. My drums never break down or need repair...
Old 14th January 2004
  #116
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My friend's dad used to work for Sunbeam.
He said the only thing they made that didn't suck was their vacuum cleaners.
Old 14th January 2004
  #117
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ncl201 Sucks, for having the best post so far.
Old 14th January 2004
  #118
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Surprised to see so many Canadians eh!
I'm in Kingston.... I just walked home in -35 weather....when I lost feeling in large sections of my legs that sucked.

Its easy to understand why Hutch doesn't drink beer anymore....American beer sucks.

cheers,jason
Old 14th January 2004
  #119
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Behringer has 16 new products at NAMM. So without even knowing anything about them yet, I think it would be a safe bet to already say they suck!
Old 14th January 2004
  #120
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Yes yes yes, all very interesting...

And I Quite agree, many of the many thnings and beings mentioned do indeed suck like a sucky thing...

BUT, what I want to know is!!/


BevvyB
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I suck


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11-16-200204:30 AM





BUT DO YOU SWALLOW?????????


Also, AMEK suck, trying to get data about older product, or god help you any spares or circuit schematics....

and all becasue soundcraft suck even more

heh

Oh, and this thread sucks for having the highest concentration of Gearslutz moderators ever in a public thread.

Yeah, and Online Audio Forums SUCK.

Max
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