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Which synth most likely to get me laid?
Old 16th October 2013
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Which synth most likely to get me laid?

I started with a Moog Voyager aiming for a bookish hot-nerd-with-glasses type of girl but no joy. Recently picked up a Prophet 5 for a slightly hotter looking more fashion conscious older woman but still nothing. Might try a Waldorf Blofeld for a younger more arty type with some piercings. Any help appreciated.
Old 16th October 2013
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casio sk1
Old 16th October 2013
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Blofeld is a tasty little number IMO - more like the snappy foreign exchange chick from Europe; well dressed, speaks a few different languages and doesn't wear much make up but still looks gorgeous.

I think the Moog sound paired with the Blofeld makes a nice combo - the Pro'5 is just the proper icing on the cake
Old 16th October 2013
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Just when I thought I seen it all.
Old 16th October 2013
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Modular to show them you like plugging into different things.



sorry...
Old 16th October 2013
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Modular to show them you like plugging into different things.



sorry...
Lol
Old 16th October 2013
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Take an OP-1 into a busy coffee shop. It'll get a convo started, but the rest is up to you.
Old 16th October 2013
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If you're the synth player, you're probably not getting laid.

Swap the synth for a guitar or a mic and you might have more of a chance.

Even changing to the drum kit would probably improve your odds, although it will then take nearly as long to set up and tear down as it takes with keys so the guitarist and vocalist will still get there ahead of you and get first choice...

Old 16th October 2013
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Casio CZ 1O1, strapped on, gets em every time.

Paired with an IROC Camaro, you'll be getting all the hot snizz.
Old 16th October 2013
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A synth? If you think a girl is talking too much, mention a synth. This is a guaranteed conversation stopper.

You should take the piano, or at least a rompler that has the piano sound, even a simple non-multisampled one from the 90's will do.
Old 16th October 2013
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Ask her if she wants to play with your Xpander.
Old 16th October 2013
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Whatever you do, don't tell her you have a Virus. :eek:
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Modular to show them you like plugging into different things.



sorry...
Banana plugs as well. Call a mate over for some filthy DP action
Old 16th October 2013
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Take a cue from Jordan Rudess. That pointy thing will get you laid for sure.

Old 16th October 2013
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Buchla Modular. Extra points if your parents pay for it.
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You might do better if you tell her you're an accountant.
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Just tell her you have a big organ............
Old 16th October 2013
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Korg Radias.



Turn the lights down and it's a high-tech pulsing candelabra that produces waves of throbbing, undulating, sonic delight.

'Nuff said.

Old 16th October 2013
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I'd go with a drum synth. TR-808 and trigger a big phat beat... she'll start grinding in no time... Unless she's the high maintenace up tight kind...she can grab her **** and get the [email protected] out...
Old 16th October 2013
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are there any inflatable synths?
Old 16th October 2013
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If you want to bang hipster chicks get a MicroKorg. Just be sure to save some money for a cardigan, a plaid shirt and some of those nut hugger skinny jeans.
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If you want to bang hipster chicks get a MicroKorg. Just be sure to save some money for a cardigan, a plaid shirt and some of those nut hugger skinny jeans.
And ugly oversized glasses that you don't even need to wear cause you have 20/20 vision...
Old 16th October 2013
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Yeah, most synths are just not sexy, except for us nerds/dorks.
Maybe the Prophet 12, it has a certain sober classiness about it, a bit like a piano, wood and shiny black color, with a touch of red for edginess. Or maybe go for something full on flashy like Radias mentionned above, you'll look like a pilot in his cockpit. Girls like pilots, or so i heard
Furiously banging on a tiny 2 octave synth just won't do it.
Old 16th October 2013
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A guitar synth, obviously
Old 16th October 2013
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Yeah, most synths are just not sexy, except for us nerds/dorks.
Maybe the Prophet 12, it has a certain sober classiness about it, a bit like a piano, wood and shiny black color, with a touch of red for edginess. Or maybe go for something full on flashy like Radias mentionned above, you'll look like a pilot in his cockpit. Girls like pilots, or so i heard
Weeeeell, I'm gonna have to disagree with you on that; at the top of my head, I know of 5 ladies (including my mother) who have used precisely the word sexy to describe my Nord Lead 2X and the Voyager OS I had.
Old 16th October 2013
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A message from my girlfriend:

"Anything that makes you feel it in the lady parts on a low pass bass note. Especially obx or moog modular.


--buchla music easel would definitely be the hottest, any cool modular with lots of patch cables is very sexy as far as aesthetics "

^^^typed by her.
Old 16th October 2013
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Might want to learn to play it.
Old 16th October 2013
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Weeeeell, I'm gonna have to disagree with you on that; at the top of my head, I know of 5 ladies (including my mother) who have used precisely the word sexy to describe my Nord Lead 2X and the Voyager OS I had.
Mothers don't count, too biased , so that's just 4 ladies. But you're right about the Nord and the Voyager, red (Nord) is often perceived as sexy and edgy, and the Voyager has a certain restraint and classiness about it, as opposed to say, the dorkish looking yellow 2 octaves Mopho.
Old 16th October 2013
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Well maybe a Mopho,......
You,d have to get used to her children
Budump.
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word of advice [and this is coming from someone who has more children than I have feet]...

girls tend to take more notice of profit than prophets.
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