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Which synth most likely to get me laid?
Old 19th October 2013
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If there's a synthesizer that gets you laid, it must be really good at doing housework that your wife was going to end up doing because you're stoned in the man cave 24-7. The best synth does the dishes, vacuuming, and laundry "polyphonically"...

It's not what you have, it's what you don't make them do :P

(Obviously the perspective of a married man)
Old 19th October 2013
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I guess one could argue that keytars are well hung.

Old 19th October 2013
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There's this synth called "the gym"...
Old 19th October 2013
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Once I went on a date with a girl where I took here to dinner and then we went home, where I put on headphones and mumbled about the parameters in an RM1x and an Emu Audity 2000. That was just over 10 years ago and we're still married.

It's all about the sequencing.
Old 19th October 2013
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What's a better than roses on your piano?
























Tulips on your organ!


I think anything Nord red is a solid answer, or anything in bad shape that sounds great with wooden end caps would probably do the job. depending on the woman. Nothing says I have money like a brand new full size Steinway grand piano!

Prophet 08 rack will not do the trick.

A really powerful sub would probably help though.


Also if the person trying to get laid is a woman then any synth at all.
Old 19th October 2013
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I guess one could argue that keytars are well hung.
TAXI!!!
Old 19th October 2013
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Anything from Moog that can dive under 40-50hz.
They don't care about the music, only the brrrmmmmm.. And the girl sitting on the sub next to the stage would be your first choice.
You can tell how easy it will be, by checking the snail-trail when she gets up.
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the snail-trail
gross, but probably accurate
Old 21st October 2013
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I bet teaching her to play a Moog Taurus could do the trick
I tried this one year after year, and it completely Taurus apart.
Old 23rd October 2013
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My wife saw my last post and said, "some puns just need to stay in your brain, honey."

I guess since the thread died she was right. :what:

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Old 23rd October 2013
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Turn the lights down and it's a high-tech pulsing candelabra that produces waves of throbbing, undulating, sonic delight.

'Nuff said.



I have the weirdest boner...
Old 24th October 2013
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I have the weirdest boner...
Understandable. No shame, it's easy on the eyes. If you strike out, it'll be waiting at home for you to polish its chassis.
Old 25th October 2013
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OP, a Casio CTK-573 will help you in this endeavor.
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get the alesis a6 and then you can swing both ways.
Old 26th October 2013
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get the alesis a6 and then you can swing both ways.
It's andromeda, not androgynous.
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