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Which synth most likely to get me laid?
Old 16th October 2013
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If you need a synth to get laid, you are doing something wrong...
Old 16th October 2013
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Definitely not a job for soft synths.
Old 16th October 2013
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But they're already in the box by definition...
Old 16th October 2013
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Massive might work.
Old 16th October 2013
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At least with synths, when you strike out with a women you can always go home and enjoy some "self-oscillation."
Old 16th October 2013
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Originally Posted by Persemone View Post
word of advice [and this is coming from someone who has more children than I have feet]...

girls tend to take more notice of profit than prophets.
Amen (more children than limbs in my case!)
I didn't need a synth to make them either lol
Old 16th October 2013
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^^^ Yeah, Massive will sure get her going

A little phatty might work as well, as long as you know where the sweet spots are.
Old 16th October 2013
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just a heads up you should scratch off minibrute and jx-8p

they aren't working
Old 16th October 2013
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Keytars all the way. And a baseball cap. Backwards.
Old 16th October 2013
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According to this guy.....this one.....




Old 16th October 2013
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Keytars all the way. And a baseball cap. Backwards.
Beat me to it, but no hat. It covers the kick a$$ dew.
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Old 16th October 2013
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According to this guy.....this one.....




I really wish I didn't see that. Its so hard to unsee certain things.
Old 16th October 2013
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A Yamaha CS-80 will get you plenty of BJs...from male gearslutz.

Just close your eyes and play Chariots Of Fire :-P
Old 16th October 2013
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This is all some of the best advice I've ever received on GS. Thanks everyone.
Old 16th October 2013
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The synth that will get you laid is the one your keyboardist is playing in your band when he brings his girlfriend over to rehearsal.
Old 16th October 2013
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a synth won't do it - you need an upright organ
Old 16th October 2013
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Girls love mysterious men, so I say get a set of audio cubes (http://percussa.us/what-are-audiocubes/) and then use that to trigger your synth of choice which can remain hidden offstage.

Girls also like guitarists so alternatively you can get Roland GR-55 Guitar Synth.

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Old 17th October 2013
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girls aren't really looking at your synths,

they're looking at your dexterity...
Old 17th October 2013
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Casio CZ 1O1, strapped on, gets em every time.

Paired with an IROC Camaro, you'll be getting all the hot snizz.
Parachute pants and a mullet complete the look.
Old 17th October 2013
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Whichever synth you keep in your beachfront house in Malibu will work. Just face it toward the sunset. You don't even have to plug it into an amp.
Old 17th October 2013
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A message from my girlfriend:

"Anything that makes you feel it in the lady parts on a low pass bass note. Especially obx or moog modular.


--buchla music easel would definitely be the hottest, any cool modular with lots of patch cables is very sexy as far as aesthetics "

^^^typed by her.
This is it ... bass frequencies are the ones ... so turn the bass up and see how it drives in the club ...

PEACE

MORDICUS
Old 17th October 2013
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from back in the "Analogue Heaven" mailing list days --

Red SH-101 with strap and mod grip.
Old 17th October 2013
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Just pound a lot of them until you find the one that is right for you.
Old 17th October 2013
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Take an OP-1 into a busy coffee shop. It'll get a convo started, but the rest is up to you.
Ha! & i was just thinkin of selling mine off...
Old 17th October 2013
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I did have a girl over once, as i was just setting up in my new place, who was like "ooooh you have a minimoog!"
Old 17th October 2013
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Synth = laid? ? ?

I'm going with none-ish...
Old 17th October 2013
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Keyboard players have bigger organs
Old 17th October 2013
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I did have a girl over once, as i was just setting up in my new place, who was like "ooooh you have a minimoog!"
Bet she called it a minimewg... Heh
Old 17th October 2013
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Here is the order:

singer
guitar player
DJ
drummer
piano player
keyboard player tied with the soundman.

Try the keytar. It can be pulled off.
Old 17th October 2013
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Quote:
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A Yamaha CS-80 will get you plenty of BJs...from male gearslutz.

Just close your eyes and play Chariots Of Fire :-P
lol....
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