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The Keshanator (pop lyrics generator)
Old 26th February 2019
  #241
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“I think it's important that we don't ignore the **** stains on the blanket”

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Penn State...
Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiipe Ooooooooout
Its funny for you but tomorrow im going to get harrassed alday by some computor scientist sat at his mk ultra type desk, about **** i dont care or need to know
Find West Coast pussy for my Detroit players
My eyes are up here

verse
Zac cox
All I wanna do is **** your body
The day is coming when there will not be one sick saint in the body of Christ

verse
I know you're empty
I asked her what was on her mind
You belong in a museum
Clearly, this is a side effect of Brexit
Iron Toenail

chorus
Yeah... Uh huh So seductive
You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword!
GearSlutz ain't nuthin to **** wit

verse
What the **** good are you doing back there? Without any cover fire I get my ass blown off!
Bitch, let me see that rear end
Your hard-earned cash

verse
Go on and get your refund mother****er
Look at me
Dad's cookies are good
Everybody Needs A Proper Education
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
You're a ****ing rat!

chorus
Yeah... Uh huh So seductive
You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword!
GearSlutz ain't nuthin to **** wit

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H
Making her way
What's the matter?
And if I was half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic

bridge
Gone deaf from the sounds bringing out from the bell towers cuz they pushed up all the daisies roses stop to smell the flowers
What you gonna do
Put him on to the shortlist
Bling-a-ling-aling
When you have big gear

verse
Dont Mest With THIS
Dumber and dumber
Put down like a rabid animal
My manager have dyslexia it same like me
Tonight we act a Kennedy, no amenity

chorus
Yeah... Uh huh So seductive
You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword!
GearSlutz ain't nuthin to **** wit
Old 28th February 2019
  #242
Gear Head
 
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“FREAKIER BY THE DAY”

verse
Murder of Grace Budd
Makes Cambodia look like Kansas
It came from outer space

verse
Fuk the dance floor, literally, fuk it..
Big Lenny for President 2020 all cookycuters will be deported on site
Lazy Fat ****
Start eating some beef before it's too late
You know a rockafella?

chorus
She can hustIe
Break it over
Here comes the Wangus
FREAKIER BY THE DAY
Plastic surgery
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

verse
Jason and Alicia have a lovely relation with piss
I dropped science and not I can't find a job...
Only nigga that you know who can chill
You dont really love me
Could it be my lucky day?

verse
_matt mcnichol likes men
Spank me with a french fry

chorus
She can hustIe
Break it over
Here comes the Wangus
FREAKIER BY THE DAY
Plastic surgery
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

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BCM Acid
You're done.. In the butt bottom department
'something truly special
Thanks obama
Is everybody happy?
___Thats so pringles___

verse
Narcissistic martial autist
I look better than ****in Plato baby
There's nothing hotter than looking up at a beautiful woman and hearing her say, 'Now suck my cock.'
Despite the fact

bridge
Feelin the love
Get on your knee's and suck
Then I fingered your grandmother
Content aware love
Meeting with the president of Chile during the committee

chorus
She can hustIe
Break it over
Here comes the Wangus
FREAKIER BY THE DAY
Plastic surgery
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
Old 1st March 2019
  #243
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"Alicia Tease is a better actress than Natalie Portman"

verse
Porno addict 4 life
And if I was half as ugly as Chevy Chase
Come over here
33 Marco Colbertaldo
From the Dali Lama to Barak Obama
My only words of wisdom are suck my dick

chorus
Anything over 3 rep is cardio
I'm back from outer space, screamin in your face.

verse
You need to slow it down
Random my feelings my heart

chorus
Anything over 3 rep is cardio
I'm back from outer space, screamin in your face.

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A fistfull of ham
George? Can I pet the rabbits George?
Like Stephen Fry
Can't shake it
Much faster than the hoi polloi
I need you to make this worth my while

verse
Sit writing music that you boring basterd couldent think of in a million years
The greatest feeling you can get in a gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in a gym is the pump
___Thats so pringles___

bridge
Add me on snapchat fuad795
You think I'm scared of Ebola? **** Ebola, that ****'s for pussies!
Who the hell are those ****in girls man talking ****, who the hell do they think they are these rich Boca bitches?
Heaven forbid
And all you haters can take a bus ride to your school where you probably get D's

verse
Foglia Fotia Anna già Baldassarre Sperduti Foglia Amato Cannone Pannone Pacchiarotti Anna Annarosa Iolanda
Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja Ja
Kiss the fish
DE-CARBLOADING

chorus
Anything over 3 rep is cardio
I'm back from outer space, screamin in your face.
Old 1st March 2019
  #244
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Thug Life
---------


verse
C´est la vie
Having a good time
Her athletic look
You can save the environment with all your wind But can you save your children from a world of bull****
A snivelling judge
We are young

verse
So just call my name
Ice cream, ice cream, we're all screaming for ice cream, Hindenburg is about to explode from heart attack
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
International **** don't count on me

chorus
Thug Life
Double d's
While taking her time to find

verse
She’s a pantomime villain
Religion doesn't want superstition

verse
Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then the HELL with you!
Dumber and dumber
Let's say you train your biceps. Blood is rushing into your muscles, and that's what we call the pump

chorus
Thug Life
Double d's
While taking her time to find

Old 2nd March 2019
  #245
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"Normal Is Obese"

verse
It has been banned from doing so for the past week
Do androids dream of electric sheep
...that midget was me!
Out of luck
You thick ****ing ****
Knock knock, open up the door, it's real

chorus
That's right
Mel Chauncey for President
Carry on taking the drugs

verse
Money
Alooo
Replicate
Word around town I'm down, you down,we down!
And by the way, when you eat vegetables, vegetables it speeds up your molecular structure

chorus
That's right
Mel Chauncey for President
Carry on taking the drugs

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__coprophagia____
Fuk u
Lenny is like Sasquatch terrorizing Florida

verse
Konnichi wa
Dancing like a druid, situation could be fluid
They won't care at all
Gonna get my peanut butter on

verse
That's the thing about trannies, if a man can make himself look that hot, how come some of these women are so disgusting?
Jimmy Carter is Jason Genovas father
Snowballs
Lets meet, I really like meat

bridge
He next time you think you're special in some way or good at something or even above average, remember that Jason Genova thinks he's a good bodybuilder. Maybe you suck
It chimpanzee ears
Let me put that thing into that guy
Clap your hands
The Hindenburg

chorus
That's right
Mel Chauncey for President
Carry on taking the drugs
Old 3rd March 2019
  #246
Gear Head
 
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who and what is a Drake

verse
I bang rich Boca bitches for breakfast
DJ spin that groove
Can you feel it?
Awaits

verse
Glitter faced declining record sales
We gonna D-D-D-D Drop
Thrue love is not hard reconise
This is sick! What you think about that Pomps?
It's straight up mysterious
So you started the fire?!

chorus
Lazy Fat ****
Vangelis Suck
Cumpute her till the legs shake

verse
Carefully adjusted
Milošević lost his grip on power by losing in elections he scheduled prematurely
There's a flood beneath this drought
DJ Turn It Up

verse
Came for the fart. regret nothing.
Smokin' weed, this the life
How can I try this new Rusty Trombone technique out on this stud, ASAP!!!
Style, looks and talent
You will all refer to me by the name Betty
Me I catch amnesia when you ask me 'bout the shotty

chorus
Lazy Fat ****
Vangelis Suck
Cumpute her till the legs shake

break
Cool story bro
Get deep on the sleep of the sheep
Lord Elpiss
I am on my period
Look into my eyes

verse
Don't lick the honey off my crumpet
If Jason tells you that the sky is blue and the grass is green, you still need to go out and check
I eat meat, Idi Amin Dada Style
Order 66 Led Zeppelin for being cookie cutter panzys
Rest in peace
Screams the subtext

bridge
Spank me bloody hoe
The Iron Jew? Never heard of her
You cheated on me
Is he saying this consecutively?

chorus
Lazy Fat ****
Vangelis Suck
Cumpute her till the legs shake
Old 5th March 2019
  #247
Gear Head
 
DarkLordSpaniard's Avatar
72 pounds of crystal light


verse
Got my drunk text on
Down dumps dumpster fire life
Is not a bad thing
What do I do? what do I do? what do I do? what do I do right?

verse
Chevy Chase is GOD
Konnichi wa
The Columbine gym massacre
To drink or not to drink, that is the question
Have a baby by me, baby! Be a millionaire

chorus
I blow 50 G's, I mean with ease like this is nothin
72 pounds of crystal light
72 pounds of crystal light
72 pounds of crystal light

verse
Well then stick to it, cause you're a walking cluster**** as an infantry officer! This is a Marine amphibious unit, Major! My men are hard chargers! Lieutenant Ring and Gunnery Sergeant Highway took a bunch of young fire pissers, exercised some personal i
And you can't call it straight now?
It has been banned from doing so for the past week
Milošević lost his grip on power by losing in elections he scheduled prematurely
Merry merry hoey hoey Christmas
She said she don't mind, so I'ma blow her mind...

verse
Guessing the corp who can neuro monitor cant see you manipulate the web as im using it?
Bill cosby with no legs

chorus
I blow 50 G's, I mean with ease like this is nothin
72 pounds of crystal light
72 pounds of crystal light
72 pounds of crystal light

break
Reach out to me,baby
Einstein was a dumb-ass
What you gonna do

verse
Parasite lawyer
When I kiss the the brown starfish...
Strong and stable
Garlic knots

bridge
Circular saw, (name)'s ready
A hell of a din
You think my father took me to Chuck E Cheese?!?
The Goddess Christina Broccolini
Activate

verse
Poop on me
I'm a fish yo
Keepin' it real
__ I only masturbate when i have sex____

chorus
I blow 50 G's, I mean with ease like this is nothin
72 pounds of crystal light
72 pounds of crystal light
72 pounds of crystal light
Old 8th March 2019
  #248
Gear Head
 
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"What are you, Jay Cutler??"

verse
Go hard, go hard
It only serves to underline
Reminds me of you

chorus
You left me in Vegas...
Perversion
I can't stop
And people say, 'What if you die Lenny, what if you die?' Well if I die, I want you to oil me up, put me in the posing trunks, and roll my corpse onto that stage next to Dale, and I'll still be bigger and harder than him
My wife came home yesterday with a guy who looked vaguely like me, talked vaguely like me, and cooked sort of like me, but has significantly cheaper hobbies
Can't shake it

verse
****ing for a McDonalds
I'm the thunder **** baby
He's not autism, He's not assburgers, He's not down syndrome

chorus
You left me in Vegas...
Perversion
I can't stop
And people say, 'What if you die Lenny, what if you die?' Well if I die, I want you to oil me up, put me in the posing trunks, and roll my corpse onto that stage next to Dale, and I'll still be bigger and harder than him
My wife came home yesterday with a guy who looked vaguely like me, talked vaguely like me, and cooked sort of like me, but has significantly cheaper hobbies
Can't shake it

break
No wonder he was embarrassed
Look at me looking at you
Get spanky with the Krankies

verse
A rich collection
I look better than ****in Plato baby
Juddering rabbit love
The existence of a ninth
Cum will not be wasted
When you control the mail, you control information

bridge
Hashtag manbag
Put your number twos in the air!
This is just the beginning
I'm gonna dominate your ass
There is no way you can mess this up, it's going to be idiot proof. It's going to be Jason proof!

verse
I'm the Sarah Silverman of comedy, except I'm not a woman, I'm a man
Door in the face
I Love Orange Orangutans!
Pay attention to dementia

chorus
You left me in Vegas...
Perversion
I can't stop
And people say, 'What if you die Lenny, what if you die?' Well if I die, I want you to oil me up, put me in the posing trunks, and roll my corpse onto that stage next to Dale, and I'll still be bigger and harder than him
My wife came home yesterday with a guy who looked vaguely like me, talked vaguely like me, and cooked sort of like me, but has significantly cheaper hobbies
Can't shake it
Old 16th March 2019
  #249
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3 Reasons to bang

verse
What’s your advice
Im the underdog, I'm Drago. Drago's gonna lose
Until that point
bridge
Please add some better phrases
She said I'm her number one
Yolo, baby, and this ain't living
Every time i look at you i break out in hives
Was this the best SNL cast ever?
Look into my eyes
chorus
IT'S PISS, WOO, HOO HOO HOO HEH HEH! HOO HOO HOO HEH HEH! HYUK! BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP! MASTER YODA, YOU SEEK YODA, YOU SEEK YODA! HEE HEE HEH I'M ON CRACK BABY! YEAH BABY, WOOOO! WOOOO! WOOOO! NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR,
No longer so sure what he is
For five years or more
I was living with a ex-con who smoked crack and assaulted a cop, but his parents were nice
verse
You're my number girl
Compress me
Big Lenny
Flapjackin' all night
I'd rather have sex with a cheese-grater than spend another minute with you
bridge
Modulate my frequency...
Scratch it like head lice
I like turtles
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The tense atmosphere in the small room
I've lost track of this song just like ive lost my thong
chorus
IT'S PISS, WOO, HOO HOO HOO HEH HEH! HOO HOO HOO HEH HEH! HYUK! BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP! MASTER YODA, YOU SEEK YODA, YOU SEEK YODA! HEE HEE HEH I'M ON CRACK BABY! YEAH BABY, WOOOO! WOOOO! WOOOO! NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR,
No longer so sure what he is
For five years or more
I was living with a ex-con who smoked crack and assaulted a cop, but his parents were nice
break
_ Christina Broccolini _ _
Things aren't always as they seem
Bitch please...
chorus
IT'S PISS, WOO, HOO HOO HOO HEH HEH! HOO HOO HOO HEH HEH! HYUK! BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP! BEEP BEEP! MASTER YODA, YOU SEEK YODA, YOU SEEK YODA! HEE HEE HEH I'M ON CRACK BABY! YEAH BABY, WOOOO! WOOOO! WOOOO! NATURE BOY RIC FLAIR,
No longer so sure what he is
For five years or more
I was living with a ex-con who smoked crack and assaulted a cop, but his parents were nice
Old 20th March 2019
  #250
Gear Head
 
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"I'd rather have sex with a cheese-grater"

verse
Old lizards leave me lumpy
Surprise video today with my 3 competitive veethur
Come on man we got something better to do
Driving through the city at night
Toilet love

chorus
I'd rather have sex with a cheese-grater
Christina Broccolini
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket

break
A constant inspiration
Alicia Tease knows his flavor
Spot on chief, what's next to come?
Swagger rhymes with jagger
I started to wonder
Drunk by noon

verse
Feed the Keshanator
Baby girl bouncin’ with the bom de bom
That dude Schwarzenegger should be unloading trucks in Transylvania
Amid her busy schedule
Ya gonna get in the hot tub and boil the potato?

verse
Why don't you just sit there and bleed awhile before you taste some real pain
Makes Cambodia look like Kansas

chorus
I'd rather have sex with a cheese-grater
Christina Broccolini
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket

verse
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
That’s why I’m world famous, bitch!
That Ethiopian crackhead diet is working, it's piss!
Why cant you see what your doing to me
Give me your hand
Poison yourself

bridge
Bounce
Imma be your man, Gorl!
Like a wagon full of puppies
Hell Yeah!
Dad's cookies are good
He threw a hissy fit

chorus
I'd rather have sex with a cheese-grater
Christina Broccolini
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
Old 20th March 2019
  #251
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My fiancee just made this one "


Party on the buttplug boat

chorus
Order 66
Party on the buttplug boat
Gonna lick you up n down


break
It's that high hat again
Runnin this town


verse
Andrew we love you no homo
They are tipping over
An older hatiian lady in the neighbourhood shaves me
The autism is contagious
Only agenda is to please you


bridge
Buxom creature
If I had my way


chorus
Order 66
Party on the buttplug boat
Gonna lick you up n down
Old 9th April 2019
  #252
Gear Head
 
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"sorry pinworm not gonna make it to big creampie finale"



break
Follow us
People have been ordered to evacuate
Sexy ladies sexy ladies
Off camera bro off camera bro
Silvio Berlusconi is one of the most important Italian politicians
You're better off being with a hot looking tranny that takes estrogen then with an ugly, disgusting female that injects testosterone

verse
Ohhh daddy ohhhh. Mmmm ohhhh Mmmmm ohhhhh *body grinding*
Gjhngfdxz
Get crunk

chorus
Order 66 for voting for Hillary
sorry pinworm not gonna make it to big creampie finale
sorry pinworm not gonna make it to big creampie finale
Bitches
It ain't no secret
sorry pinworm not gonna make it to big creampie finale

verse
I got my Lamborghini
Clap your hands

verse
If he entered the special Olympics or something he might have a chance of her taking a photo with him for charity
From A to Z and back to A
Punte di 100
Hold me tight and dont let go
Lets all celebrate celibacy
Delray Jihad

chorus
Order 66 for voting for Hillary
sorry pinworm not gonna make it to big creampie finale
sorry pinworm not gonna make it to big creampie finale
Bitches
It ain't no secret
sorry pinworm not gonna make it to big creampie finale

bridge
We're getting there
Delay, obstruct, and resist
I'm sorry ... apology accepted bro

verse
Tranny Queen
High stakes
Let me in
Im a gonna let you finish taylor

chorus
Order 66 for voting for Hillary
sorry pinworm not gonna make it to big creampie finale
sorry pinworm not gonna make it to big creampie finale
Bitches
It ain't no secret
sorry pinworm not gonna make it to big creampie finale
Old 12th April 2019
  #253
Gear Head
 
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"Kunta Kinte All Night Long"

verse
Cojones give us a cadence
That's the thing about trannies, if a man can make himself look that hot, how come some of these women are so disgusting?
Darkness in the autumn
Mid range migraine
Can't find a better man
She's your baggage. You fall behind, and you're on your own.

chorus
You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs
Refurbished tampon vending points are illegal
I piss Razors
Kunta Kinte All Night Long
Kunta Kinte All Night Long

verse
Its trannening trenning jaysoning analing confusening fart boxening
Tranny Queen

chorus
You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs
Refurbished tampon vending points are illegal
I piss Razors
Kunta Kinte All Night Long
Kunta Kinte All Night Long

break
Your parents?? I thought your dad was dead
We are young
It's the K-K-Kid Rock with the K-K-Kid Rock ****
But there wasn’t time
...and drop it to the floor bitch

verse
But i love me just the way i am
Oh wont you hold my hand
Hitler is dead
Gonna suck your tongue up into my mouth

bridge
Breaking benjamin... they're better than creed!
That's what life's all about, subjugating pain
Exotic and extreme objects
A spoilt millennial

chorus
You have the upper body, and you have no legs, you got a problem building your legs
Refurbished tampon vending points are illegal
I piss Razors
Kunta Kinte All Night Long
Kunta Kinte All Night Long
Old 20th April 2019
  #254
Gear Head
 
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"Never heard of her"


verse
No soup for you
I'm cuming day and night. l mean it's terrific, right?
I'm the Man Getter
Bling-a-ling-aling

chorus
What's a Dickfer?
Chng chng chng chng chng chng
It's that high hat again
Except Macho Man’s goes back to Stephanie McMahon’s bedroom and Ric Flair’s goes back to Triple H’s
Psychos on the loose

verse
From A to Z
I need some drugs
I'm make him an offer he can't refuse...
We have finally come to the end of Western Civilization

chorus
What's a Dickfer?
Chng chng chng chng chng chng
It's that high hat again
Except Macho Man’s goes back to Stephanie McMahon’s bedroom and Ric Flair’s goes back to Triple H’s
Psychos on the loose

break
Don't Hate Just Masterbate
Still dont understand this whole "girlfriend" term. You either have a wife, or you have a *****
Kai Greene ****ing a Grapefruit for Gay4Pay
The Bedroom Bully
Mainstream is a tough task
#TeamFroakie

verse
In the butt bottom department
Gonna get my peanut butter on
Stroke my pulse width...
Jimmy Carter UFO incident
What their purpose was nobody will say

bridge
_ Mel Chauncey _
We believe
Big Lenny is Idi Amin Dadas son
Shake that booty

chorus
What's a Dickfer?
Chng chng chng chng chng chng
It's that high hat again
Except Macho Man’s goes back to Stephanie McMahon’s bedroom and Ric Flair’s goes back to Triple H’s
Psychos on the loose
Old 3rd June 2019
  #255
Gear Head
 
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"Shake that booty"

verse
Has she agreed?
Don't call me Post Op
Out of luck

chorus
Cedric, who's she?
Less gel, hear you yell
Your sickening owned oatmeal, customize your sickening pissening own oatmeal, um, ******** OATMEAL!!
Shake that booty
She's an Oreo, also her dad is semi famous for being the 1st black mayor of Cleveland

verse
Abracadabra my dick is hard
Get money
And I'ma kill you should you press charges
It's one of the greatest moments in my life!
I have an appointment with Ms. Skinner
If it feels right

chorus
Cedric, who's she?
Less gel, hear you yell
Your sickening owned oatmeal, customize your sickening pissening own oatmeal, um, ******** OATMEAL!!
Shake that booty
She's an Oreo, also her dad is semi famous for being the 1st black mayor of
Cleveland

break
Shut your ****ing face, uncle ****a
Hold up! I gots crabs...
The best job I ever had

verse
I need you to know
ITS YA BOI
Vegan Gains is a Gay
Kill it!
Ach release must be more innovative than the last

bridge
Woops drunk before lunchtime again
Let's make a product placement
Months after he was knighted by the Queen
Four on the floor
Who do you think i look like? dirty harry?
Wants to be her YUMAN TOILET

chorus
Cedric, who's she?
Less gel, hear you yell
Your sickening owned oatmeal, customize your sickening pissening own oatmeal, um, ******** OATMEAL!!
Shake that booty
She's an Oreo, also her dad is semi famous for being the 1st black mayor of Cleveland
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