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Old 30th January 2019
  #211
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"Chevy Chase Pissing Age"

verse
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
Reptillian eyes
Just want to make music and sell music using my strenghts and someone elses strengh to combine in to a super power that could make a real impact
I caught what he had like pokemaster
Califoia

chorus
Chevy Chase Pissing Age
Dee da dee dee da da, unh!
We are stylin'

verse
The star looked like a goddess
Super Godzilla raise his head
Martin Luther King ... I think he started the movement of ending slavery, right?
Ugly mother****er!
Party till our eyeballs fall out
Religion doesn't want superstition

verse
No one has ever licked peanut butter off my chest, and certainly not Janoy Cresnova
Cretins in outer space
Futuristic silence

bridge
He has money but there's nothing to buy
Marijuana, mary jane, mexican green. It's all the same.

chorus
Chevy Chase Pissing Age
Dee da dee dee da da, unh!
We are stylin'

break
You're the one
I'm all business now
Serbia and its political incapacity
Leaves a bad taste in my mouth

verse
We were infinite
Less gel, hear you yell
Your body
The outback's animals are wack-ass animals

chorus
Chevy Chase Pissing Age
Dee da dee dee da da, unh!
We are stylin'
Old 31st January 2019
  #212
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"Walkthrough a lake of Piss"

break
It so late it's getting early
You just got your legs blown off, and we have to send a search party out for your testicles
... monkey see monkey ****
Feel the love
Get on the floor
Everybody listens to techno...

verse
Can't see the different side,
The legend of the rent was way hardcore
Content aware love
Tonight

verse
If my head explodes my neck will get cold
Hey ho hey yah

chorus
Asshole is really good
PORNO ADDICTS!!
Gave up the old frontal assault, you tried to out-goddamn-flank me. Well, I am onto you, Highway and I want you out of here, right now!
Any Deal Will Do
Walkthrough a lake of Piss
Walkthrough a lake of Piss

verse
The zombies are here
Ye Ye Ye like Claude François
Outragous beauty
Merry merry hoey hoey Christmas
In this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig.
1 coprophagia

bridge
Thank you, come again
Thats alot of nuts!
Gonna be a superstar
I felt embarrassed and didn’t want to say anything

chorus
Asshole is really good
PORNO ADDICTS!!
Gave up the old frontal assault, you tried to out-goddamn-flank me. Well, I am onto you, Highway and I want you out of here, right now!
Any Deal Will Do
Walkthrough a lake of Piss
Walkthrough a lake of Piss

break
Better than being worse
A much-admired former *****
You just gotta love it
And i still probably ****ed your bitch nigga

verse
A lax approach
Enjoy the physical pain
The rent, mother****er!
To form a little pool of hydrocarbons
Because the moon was bisexual
To Pair with an Octatrack: MachineDrum or A4?

chorus
Asshole is really good
PORNO ADDICTS!!
Gave up the old frontal assault, you tried to out-goddamn-flank me. Well, I am onto you, Highway and I want you out of here, right now!
Any Deal Will Do
Walkthrough a lake of Piss
Walkthrough a lake of Piss
Old 31st January 2019
  #213
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“She **** on my heart”

verse
There is no evidence
I walked into method air
The money is cold but the gun is hot
More money more problems

verse
Y’all are ****ing losers
Ham on everything
I like to play Hank Williams Jr. Records
Leaves a bad taste in my mouth
The perfect example of a
Let them eat crossaints

chorus
Controls the floor
She **** on my heart
Move to the rhythm
Exotic and extreme objects
Samurai Futaba
Dick you down

verse
Franco is pretty smart, but Franco's a child, and when it comes to the day of the contest, I am his father
He who watches over us
I'm on my hands and knees
Don't get me wrong

chorus
Controls the floor
She **** on my heart
Move to the rhythm
Exotic and extreme objects
Samurai Futaba
Dick you down

bridge
My musics way too loud, my friends are all so proud
White House Chief of Staff
And what's all this I hear about you sticking toy trucks up your ass, Jason?
Winning isn't everything, but wanting to win is
An ersatz Donald Trump

break
You're talking nonsense
Will Samplers prices go up?

chorus
Controls the floor
She **** on my heart
Move to the rhythm
Exotic and extreme objects
Samurai Futaba
Dick you down
Old 31st January 2019
  #214
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"The De-Evolution Of Jason Genova"

verse
The way she carries herself
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
A duffle bag of duck strap
Now it's my will against yours and you will lose. So don't forget, 0600. That's six o'clock in the morning for those of you who don't habla.

verse
I drink Scope for breakfast...
Please stay with me
And I'll be LMHO with the rest
Belgrad

chorus
The De-Evolution Of Jason Genova
17 consumers issued safety complaints
Sellin' my pussy for dope
Carry on taking the drugs
666 the number of my dick
Now your manhood is took

verse
Mouth full of dirty bits
That’s why I’m world famous, bitch!
Gone deaf from the sounds bringing out from the bell towers cuz they pushed up all the daisies roses stop to smell the flowers
The confirmation process proceeds
Lucy has already enjoyed
Wawa Ontario

verse
Like sigmund freud
Would betray the human race in a heartbeat
Goddess Hazel
Share the love already
On it like an Easter bonnet
Black Chucks, black skullies, leather Pelle-Pelle

bridge
Whizzing around the dance floor
Gone wild

chorus
The De-Evolution Of Jason Genova
17 consumers issued safety complaints
Sellin' my pussy for dope
Carry on taking the drugs
666 the number of my dick
Now your manhood is took

break
Yo ho ho and an ass full of come
I'm feeling cracked, like my software
Brand New Exclusive!
Im no good without you
Suck on moose wenis
It's pretty likely

verse
This ain't just some freaky scene
Who cares about injuries, we're freaks!
Hey shouldn't be sitting around on their sorry asses filling out request forms
Meet me in the back with the jack and the jukebox
Dont Come To Me You See baby

bridge
**** brexit
34 Cocks

chorus
The De-Evolution Of Jason Genova
17 consumers issued safety complaints
Sellin' my pussy for dope
Carry on taking the drugs
666 the number of my dick
Now your manhood is took
Old 3rd February 2019
  #215
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"Tranny Hunting in the Hood"


break
You're beginning to bore the hell out of me
Everyone's gonna vote for a ****ing liar

verse
He's hot but real dim
****ing dead children
Vangelis Suck
It has a huge mushroom head
Brixton its a lot like Miami

verse
You know what time it is
I failed Engrish
Stupid pink feathers

chorus
Tell me you feel the same way
Get on the floor
Tranny Hunting in the Hood
Tranny Hunting in the Hood

verse
I’ve wrestled a lot of fat asses
Cum shall not be wasted, or you will be punished
Maybe it should last forever
Bling-a-ling-aling
Milošević lost his grip on power by losing in elections he scheduled prematurely
Tiny tiny pee hole

verse
Sexual feelings ohhhhhh
It's part time, let's tip some cows!
If you don't breathe, you don't succeed
Hot pants

bridge
Get up, get back
He pitched the idea of making the movie

chorus
Tell me you feel the same way
Get on the floor
Tranny Hunting in the Hood
Tranny Hunting in the Hood

break
These are the sounds of the innercity
You smell like a pig already. Let's try not to make things any worse.
If i had the sun and the moon I would give you both night and day Of satisfyin

verse
The Bedroom Bully
Foglia Fotia Anna già Baldassarre Sperduti Foglia Amato Cannone Pannone Pacchiarotti Anna Annarosa Iolanda

bridge
The best one yet
Yáll smell like teen whozziez
We can sing together

chorus
Tell me you feel the same way
Get on the floor
Tranny Hunting in the Hood
Tranny Hunting in the Hood
Old 4th February 2019
  #216
Gear Head
 
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"Aiiyo where my niggas at?!"

verse
You was butt-naked on a zebra last month!
I'm scaggin everday
I couldn't even get her aftertouch to work

verse
In your heart-shaped box
You know you like it
Yáll smell like teen whozziez
Mr West is not teaching here
I want just a little bit more of that

chorus
There is still some confusion
Aiiyo where my niggas at?!
Aiiyo where my niggas at?!

verse
I'll buy ten of those
#TeamFroakie
It ain't braggin' mother****er if ya back it up
Pissing Maria
I blow 50 G's, I mean with ease like this is nothin
Brokenhearted

bridge
Sergeant Major Choozoo and I
13 juggalo heads in a duffle bag. wack wack! Killing wigger clowns is a blast!

chorus
There is still some confusion
Aiiyo where my niggas at?!
Aiiyo where my niggas at?!

break
Kill it!
Franco is pretty smart, but Franco's a child
Hey hey like me, da di da da stay like me, hey hey hey like me
Iva Zanicchi, Bitch!!!
And by the way, when you eat vegetables, vegetaso it speeds up your molecular structure
The crime that was broken, it was uhhhhh ... I don't know

verse
Albert Fish and his sexual exploration
Found some nasty **** in the pool
Except you can get salmon-- not salmonella, E. coli. I've vomited before, I vomited all day, but it was worth it
“What?”
Butter my butt and call me a biscuit
And it will feel sooooo good

verse
On it like an Easter bonnet
I really dig your body and I want to **** the **** out of you
Keep watching the skies
Turn up the volume

bridge
Since the allegations surfaced
By air and sea
Automagic tragic
Turn the scene to something strange
Cookie Cutter Porn Addict
Do you even lift bro??

chorus
There is still some confusion
Aiiyo where my niggas at?!
Aiiyo where my niggas at?!
Old 4th February 2019
  #217
"derp city"

verse
Freakin' silhouettes
When I think about all you took from me

chorus
I like turtles
derp city
derp city
Make it a triple
Artificial insemination is the future of the nation...

verse
Electric lover...
Your head is up your ass
Your a junky for my monkey

bridge
Merci baby
I see you masturbate...
There is no way you can mess this up, it's going to be idiot proof. It's going to be Jason proof!

verse
If you know what I mean
I pray for you
(name goes here) got to hell
___ Prison Rape Workout____

chorus
I like turtles
derp city
derp city
Make it a triple
Artificial insemination is the future of the nation...
Old 4th February 2019
  #218
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Coward with a Gun

verse

Dictator shades are needed
This Babe is wack!
She don't know whats 12 inches long and white... nothing HAHAHAHAHA!
Three weeks out until the Ruby baby.
Nothing's stopping me.
Haters can talk all the crap they want.
My mom even says I'm looking good, right mom??
Catch a disease
**** Wawa Ontario...

bridge

Nothin but a penis
Fly to the moon and up Uranus

chorus

Men Getter
Coward with a gun
Haters never left high school
Coward with a gun
Coward with a gun

verse

You can kiss my Anglo-Saxon ass
I wanna be your credit counselor
Now what?
Transform me
Move to the rhythm

chorus

Men Getter
Coward with a gun
Haters never left high school
Coward with a gun
Coward with a gun

Old 4th February 2019
  #219
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Cottage cheese ass

verse
Slap my ass and call me maybe
Nightime reindeer inputs, oh yeah baby!
Breadbox, beatbox
My fat accentuates my abs, because the fat rolls look like ab muscles

chorus
Cottage cheese ass
Pull it now
Me I catch amnesia when you ask me 'bout the shotty
Computer love

verse
In their van and during parties on a boat
Trapal x movis
Naw what I mean...Naw what I mean... Naw what I mean... Naw what I mean... Naw what I mean... Naw what I mean... Naw what I mean... Naw what I mean... Naw what I mean...

bridge
Oompa Loompa Doompadee Doo
Cosmetic surgery
I rock and roll all day long sweet suzy
And this is what your Daddy did?

chorus
Cottage cheese ass
Pull it now
Me I catch amnesia when you ask me 'bout the shotty
Computer love

break
Baby armadillos
MATT MCNICHOLL HAS A MANGINA

verse
Let them eat crossaints
Hmm this might be alright!
The Pope Chevy Chase
Victims minimalise what happened to them
Electro lover
She looks like a very fine woman to me

chorus
Cottage cheese ass
Pull it now
Me I catch amnesia when you ask me 'bout the shotty
Computer love
Old 4th February 2019
  #220
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haha yes we're laughing... but where have all the FREE online text to speech
converters gone?! i just tried to supply you with quick audio version of your
dirge, and it did one pass, and then would only do the last phrase. wdf?
they all ask for money and membership. the last remaining really free site,
does not load. what's happening to the internet? sheep-like-us... of use only to discuss, promote and buy products !

your cheap laptop... *no longer has 'stereo mix'* as a recording option.
ok, so you have a soundcard, but..
Old 4th February 2019
  #221
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DarkLordSpaniard View Post
Cottage cheese ass

break
Baby armadillos
MATT MCNICHOLL HAS A MANGINA

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WTF
Old 4th February 2019
  #222
Gear Head
 
DarkLordSpaniard's Avatar
This thing is soooooooo addictive


"Sexual Healing, my Dick explode"


verse
He made a great comeback
No winners in this room
If you have a story
You got a body like the devil and you smell like sex
_ Jabroni __
The predatory paedophile hidden behind a Glam Rock superstar

chorus
No hidden agenda
Your cheeks are like roses
Red lips brown eyes
Stupid one-liners for you whiners
I want a woman with loose morals and questionable standards

verse
The zombies are here
Using germ warfare
Dartmouth Nova Scotia

verse
Ronald Reagan and his friends
When you have big gear
Dead baby soup

bridge
We are conducting careful, calm and sober contingency planning
WELL DONE!
I think I already have

verse
Meet me in the back with the jack and the jukebox
Faster faster faster faster
Profit profit get on top of it
Bob Marley never broke down any fibres lifting heavy for reps

break
Baby do you care?
I have a huge fannny
Haven't we said enough
Shake that ass
Coming home
I go pee pee standing up

chorus
No hidden agenda
Your cheeks are like roses
Red lips brown eyes
Stupid one-liners for you whiners
I want a woman with loose morals and questionable standards
Old 5th February 2019
  #223
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"Huge and ****in Freaky"

verse
Black Chucks, black skullies, leather Pelle-Pelle
Only nigga that you know who can chill
And I'ma kill you should you press charges
I really dig your body and I want to **** the **** out of you
Add phrases to the pool...
Predicted Armageddon

verse
Yeah, strap this on your sore ass
Full Glute Spread
Jack

chorus
Huge and ****in Freaky
Huge and ****in Freaky
Awaits
Midnight Lady
It's the ****in thing from ****in Pokeyman!
Huge and ****in Freaky

verse
I sidechain my love to you...
Number one fan
I'm watchin' you with binoculars

verse
I want your stank on my hang lo'
Naked crisco twister, brutal tittie twister
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!
People pissin on the street
Especially upsetting
Adult industry veteran boy

chorus
Huge and ****in Freaky
Huge and ****in Freaky
Awaits
Midnight Lady
It's the ****in thing from ****in Pokeyman!
Huge and ****in Freaky

break
Erase me
Enjoy the illusion babe's
Cold streets
I like willy mouth

verse
I can't help it....I broke it!!
I'm slutty and I blow it
In the heart of the red-light district
There’s a projection
Riding hard all night long
Party

bridge
Im no good without you
Bring all your shoes, so you will have them!
Baddest mofo on Reddit...
I'm a sexual tyrannosaurus rex...

verse
And what's all this I hear about you sticking toy trucks up your ass
Enjoy the physical pain
Ronald Reagan was an actor
Naked crisco twister, brutal tittie twister
D

chorus
Huge and ****in Freaky
Huge and ****in Freaky
Awaits
Midnight Lady
It's the ****in thing from ****in Pokeyman!
Huge and ****in Freaky
Old 5th February 2019
  #224
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copy+paste to online Natural Reader, record output whilst changing
voice (low speed is best for articulation)...

Free Text to Speech Online with Natural Voices

then load into Audacity, make regions with Ctrl+B, name, normalize,
change some tempo or pitch, extract to wav, run off as mp3, zip it up...
and here's your junk robot sample zip.
taraaaa
Attached Files
File Type: zip keshspeak1mp3.zip (1.80 MB, 7 views)

Last edited by whatever17; 5th February 2019 at 08:40 PM..
Old 5th February 2019
  #225
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Just use Google translate, it reads out the original and translated text.
Old 6th February 2019
  #226
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Quote:
Originally Posted by depulse View Post
Just use Google translate, it reads out the original and translated text.
really need to figure out/remember how to do auto-region in Audacity the
way you can do it in Soundforge.
Old 6th February 2019
  #227
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Avin a Larf
verse
George St. Pierre?
Never heard of her
Cold heart
chorus
avin a larf
I don't even know my name, switchin lanes in my Bugatti
I don't even know my name, switchin lanes in my Bugatti
When I offend your sensibilities...
avin a larf
So i got home, and i was tripping, and there was this beautiful girl in my bed
bridge
Lay by my side
That's what they call me
Swinging a chain, swinging a chain
chorus
avin a larf
I don't even know my name, switchin lanes in my Bugatti
I don't even know my name, switchin lanes in my Bugatti
When I offend your sensibilities...
avin a larf
So i got home, and i was tripping, and there was this beautiful girl in my bed
chorus
avin a larf
I don't even know my name, switchin lanes in my Bugatti
I don't even know my name, switchin lanes in my Bugatti
When I offend your sensibilities...
avin a larf
So i got home, and i was tripping, and there was this beautiful girl in my bed
Old 7th February 2019
  #228
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"State of the Union"

break
Huge and ****in freaky!
Livin large in the surveillance state...
What's that dogpile on her head?

verse
Beat me beat me
Can't shake it
Take a dump on my stomach
Once again
Everyone's gonna vote for a ****ing liar

chorus
State of the Union
State of the Union
Yet again we see
Kate green 4 Andrew Barnes
I've been a ***** for years showing love to my peers
State of the Union

verse
Put him on to the shortlist
Drum machines, are they still useful?
We don't mess around
Steve Jobs style

verse
-_-_-__- Matt McPickle like man semen
Get off
I'm following you on Twitter

chorus
State of the Union
State of the Union
Yet again we see
Kate green 4 Andrew Barnes
I've been a ***** for years showing love to my peers
State of the Union

bridge
And if I was half as ugly as you, Sergeant Major, I'd be a poster boy for a prophylactic
I'm not in the mood to entertain cretin tories
This is for children who break rules People that straight fool And ever single teenager that hates school
Love, if nothing else

verse
A mixture between Albert Fish and Iva Zanicchi
Without any cover fire I get my ass blown off!
Frown at the crown
Oh girl I love your winds
After last year’s calamity

chorus
State of the Union
State of the Union
Yet again we see
Kate green 4 Andrew Barnes
I've been a ***** for years showing love to my peers
State of the Union
Old 7th February 2019
  #229
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"Dissonant Maggot"

verse
Big Lenny
And if I was half as ugly as Chevy Chase
Suckin' on my donkey dick
Order 66 Led Zeppelin for being cookie cutter panzys
I'm not fat, I'm off season!
Diana Maybrook is Hot

verse
My **** taste like strawberries
And I said, I love you
“What?”

chorus
Spread your wings
The strippers in Las Vegas

verse
Yeah I have I seen my mom's at least! Huehuehue, I seen my mom's! Every day! She's only 40, c'mon she doesn't have a bad body!
Oooh you touched my tralala ooh my ding ding dong
Just like Finland
Sarah Kennedy AKA Maria Pia Recchia
The keeper of the crypt

chorus
Spread your wings
The strippers in Las Vegas

break
First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll Then we let it pop, don't let it go
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots around here

bridge
I'll eat your pie
The strippers in Las Vegas
I cum buckets
Feel the bass

verse
Who set the table
Said the girl I love

chorus
Spread your wings
The strippers in Las Vegas
Old 9th February 2019
  #230
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"You want to come live with the freaky Sith Lord?"

verse
New York City! You are now rapping...with 50 Cent You gotta love it...
Like penn and teller -eller -eller
Im not the only one
I'm on a boat!
Drink until I vomit up my spleen and liver
Thats a bit harsh

verse
It's all in your head
I pulled up to a house about seven or eight

chorus
Call 911, this just got real
DJ in da house
Brixton its a lot like Miami
You want to come live with the freaky Sith Lord?
Everything is illuminated

verse
Party till our eyeballs fall out
Truth will set you free
Steam in the club
You're talking nonsense
The new bogey man

verse
High above the ground
Do I dazzle you?
If you don't know
The big con-job

chorus
Call 911, this just got real
DJ in da house
Brixton its a lot like Miami
You want to come live with the freaky Sith Lord?
Everything is illuminated

break
The single most powerful thing I can be is to be myself
Sycophantic cocksucker
Shimmy shimmy ya ya ya
When's Marvel ?

bridge
We'll forget this even happened
It's that time of day
Bros before hoes
The day is coming when there will not be one sick saint in the body of Christ
Cuz IDK what's comin' next

verse
Don't cha dare touchin me!
Work up a sweat
My musics way too loud, my friends are all so proud
The greatest feeling you can get in a gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in a gym is the pump
Maybe i'm amazed

chorus
Call 911, this just got real
DJ in da house
Brixton its a lot like Miami
You want to come live with the freaky Sith Lord?
Everything is illuminated
Old 9th February 2019
  #231
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DarkLordSpaniard's Avatar
"A psychology masterclass from Big Lenny"


break
Dillon! You son of a bitch
Kiss the fish
Get outta here
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Beryllium
As twenty cannibals have hold of you, they need their protein just like you do

verse
Maybe it should last forever
Put your paws up!

chorus
She strode through the city's airport
Marry me mister
A psychology masterclass from Big Lenny
Im gonna cream pie ya

verse
I felt embarrassed and didn’t want to say anything
I sat down and started to play
Slam down the coffin lid
VEGAN GAINS ... you are such ... a ... frickin vegan bro
Don't be a Richard
My fat accentuates my abs, because the fat rolls look like ab muscles

chorus
She strode through the city's airport
Marry me mister
A psychology masterclass from Big Lenny
Im gonna cream pie ya

bridge
Bratwurst and sauerkraut
One plus one equals you
I'm a man too you know

chorus
She strode through the city's airport
Marry me mister
A psychology masterclass from Big Lenny
Im gonna cream pie ya

verse
Losing the plot
I'm not gay by the way, I'm not gay, it's just a rumour going around everywhere, the poll says, but I'm not gay. I came up with a famous quote called 'no homo' and I used to do it for money, gay porn, but no homo, peace out.
I'm the Sarah Silverman of comedy, except I'm not a woman, I'm a man
If you don't know
I can tell you're trouble but I still want a taste

verse
Yebal ya tvoi rot
Yo check my beat
Turn it up
**** the State
Make that booty pop

chorus
She strode through the city's airport
Marry me mister
A psychology masterclass from Big Lenny
Im gonna cream pie ya
Old 9th February 2019
  #232
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"Sissy food chewed and spitted in my mouth"

verse
**** me daddy
Go go autotune go
Jason Deruuulo!!

verse
2 girls for every guy
Open your mind
She added she was grateful
Lenny is like Sasquatch terrorizing Florida
The only card I need is the ace of spades
We work hard to answer queries

chorus
Sissy food chewed and spitted in my mouth
Love of my live
Sissy food chewed and spitted in my mouth
Walking back from lee bridge road
What you talkin bout, Willis.
Smoke em if you got em

verse
Purple Penis
Haters never left high school
DJ turn it up!
Enforce their own terms
It's that pubic powder
Butter in my But

bridge
And people say, 'What if you die Lenny, what if you die?' Well if I die, I want you to oil me up, put me in the posing trunks, and roll my corpse onto that stage next to Dale, and I'll still be bigger and harder than him
You're not hardcore
Like a plate full of lobster

chorus
Sissy food chewed and spitted in my mouth
Love of my live
Sissy food chewed and spitted in my mouth
Walking back from lee bridge road
What you talkin bout, Willis.
Smoke em if you got em

break
Get on the dance-floor
Theoretical simulations of the hypothetical
This time, every time
You're done.. In the butt bottom department
For all the ladies without one

verse
DJ turn it up!
There's nothing hotter than looking up at a beautiful woman and hearing her say, 'Now suck my cock.'
Walter White is feeling blue
Giving a shoutout to Hiyoashi, or Hiyoashi from Japan. Sorry about the uh Pearl Harbor incident, asian stuff. That was a long time ago, 2012, sorry about that
Albert Fish ROCKS
My barber is from italy

verse
I gave you the clap
Words are hard sometimes
Thrue love is not hard reconise

chorus
Sissy food chewed and spitted in my mouth
Love of my live
Sissy food chewed and spitted in my mouth
Walking back from lee bridge road
What you talkin bout, Willis.
Smoke em if you got em
Old 10th February 2019
  #233
Gear Head
 
DarkLordSpaniard's Avatar
"Spray tan is the last of your worries Jason"


verse
Nano Nano...
He’s raising both fists in the air
We're analog like your daddy
Seven years ago
Never heard of her. My **** is a welterweight , my fecal matter is welterweight
Replace you

verse
Oh-e-o ohhhh oh
Scratch it like head lice
I feel so empty

chorus
Spray tan is the last of your worries Jason
Spray tan is the last of your worries Jason
Moment to shine
Spray tan is the last of your worries Jason

verse
Get on your knees
Next of kin have been informed
Don't know nothin' about you
Savage morons
You'll always be poor... just like the greasy rat that you are.
Love coprophagia

verse
Look over here now
She said she don't mind, so I'ma blow her mind...
G H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P is for pimpin
Jason Genova ******
All my friends are dead

chorus
Spray tan is the last of your worries Jason
Spray tan is the last of your worries Jason
Moment to shine
Spray tan is the last of your worries Jason

break
Ass titties
****ing Peaches
Your time has come

bridge
Girl, I hate to mess your hair
By its very definition

verse
Pino Scotto Suck
Army ranger style
Cause your arms are too short to box with God
Replicate

chorus
Spray tan is the last of your worries Jason
Spray tan is the last of your worries Jason
Moment to shine
Spray tan is the last of your worries Jason
Old 10th February 2019
  #234
Gear Head
 
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"When you lose a lot of weight and you diet down, you're gonna lose weight... period!"

verse
Yeah I have I seen my mom's at least! Huehuehue, I seen my mom's! Every day! She's only 40, c'mon she doesn't have a bad body!
Twinkle like a chandelier
Expand me
By its very definition

verse
My fat accentuates my abs, because the fat rolls look like ab muscles
Neon king kong
Prison Rape Workout

chorus
When you lose a lot of weight and you diet down, you're gonna lose weight... period
I won’t say dear friend, he’s just a friend
You gonna rock it
I can't stop

break
Oooooooh yeahhhhh
When you are in the gym it is like a war!!
Bobby Lashley

verse
Mel Chancey
I'm so good I'll mess up your head, oh and i'm sorry about breaking your bed..
I cheated on you

verse
War
- THAT NIGGA NEW YORK KNICKS -

chorus
When you lose a lot of weight and you diet down, you're gonna lose weight... period
I won’t say dear friend, he’s just a friend
You gonna rock it
I can't stop

bridge
Fake penguins, because they couldn’t find any real ones
Smells like fish
Kiss my butt and eat my kidney
**** I got crabs...
You set the table

verse
Do it again
I think we should go to couples therapy
Harry potter style
You was butt-naked on a zebra last month!
Big Lenny Rocks!!!!

chorus
When you lose a lot of weight and you diet down, you're gonna lose weight... period
I won’t say dear friend, he’s just a friend
You gonna rock it
I can't stop
Old 13th February 2019
  #235
Gear Head
 
DarkLordSpaniard's Avatar
"Jennifer we need a rear glute spread"

verse
Shakespeare in the park
The confirmation process proceeds
Glitter faced criminal charges and deportation from several countries including Vietnam and Cambodia connected with actual and suspected child sexual abuse

verse
Your hands
Today I had a stressful day: played video games, I rested, I eated
Any Deal Will Do
The republic of England
Spin you around

chorus
I asked her what was on her mind
Jennifer we need a rear glute spread

break
What's that dogpile on her head?
Caught a disease
Before you begin
No rest for pussies baby! All out or nothing, dungeon style dungeon slayer terminator bitch!

bridge
She gave good testimony
YOU CAN'T BE SCARED OF FEAR!
I don't care what you are secretly doing
A total sham and effort to delay
Like bruce lee
Ivan Stambolić was kidnapped

verse
I walked into method air
My ass is leaking

chorus
I asked her what was on her mind
Jennifer we need a rear glute spread

bridge
Like in Afghanistan
The predatory paedophile hidden behind a Glam Rock superstar
This is for everyone who called me a chubby kunt!
Next of kin have been informed

verse
No money still girls
Gotta get down on Friday
Caught a bee

chorus
I asked her what was on her mind
Jennifer we need a rear glute spread
Old 17th February 2019
  #236
Gear Head
 
DarkLordSpaniard's Avatar
Uganda crew checking in

break
Osteoporosis, that dance butt twek roses
The president is NYC camp
Jason, um, this is how you make a protein shake. You gotta first make sure you start with a cup that's clean
Like an idiot

verse
Random phrase in the base
It doesn't matter what your name is...
Salad Chef Smart
Everything gets darker
Let's get HOT
Complete me

verse
Right up my alley
What does a dj do?
The lamentations of their women!

chorus
Happy as a hippy-doobie-doobie-doo
Lab tested
Talking to my dickhead
The crime that was broken, it was uhhhhh ... I don't know
Uganda crew checking in
Lurching into the light

verse
Andrew we love you no homo
And I wish I'd stayed away from Aberdeen
Is everybody happy?
Fatuous indolent airhead

bridge
Cause this is my life baby
Every picture tells a story
John The Baptist to Jason Genova's Jesus, Goebbels to Jason's Hitler, Flava Flav to... well, you get the point
Bang bang

chorus
Happy as a hippy-doobie-doobie-doo
Lab tested
Talking to my dickhead
The crime that was broken, it was uhhhhh ... I don't know
Uganda crew checking in
Lurching into the light

break
Cookie Cutter Porn Addict
Sergeant Major Choozoo and I
You look like a mix between Jay Cutler and Dorian Yates...but better
Buy another round
I piss Razors
Shouldn´t be that way

verse
I fill you up girl
Crack baby
Revolution but niche
Behind a successful man
Has he agreed?
Emma's the type of girl that you introduce to the family, 10mins later she's riding your dad in the kitchen. Nice girl tho

verse
Wow you learn something new every day.
I am politically incorrect, that's true. Political correctness to me is just intellectual terrorism
You get me all wet
Not bad meaning good but bad meaning bad...
For those of you who don't habla
Jimmy Carter UFO incident

bridge
As time has gone on
SNL Suck!! Long Live Chevy Chase
I like it when you sit there
Miss education

chorus
Happy as a hippy-doobie-doobie-doo
Lab tested
Talking to my dickhead
The crime that was broken, it was uhhhhh ... I don't know
Uganda crew checking in
Lurching into the light
Old 20th February 2019
  #237
Gear Head
 
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Busy life so must record video and drive at the same time unfortunately

verse
New car new shoes
The zombies are here
The ugly trashy world of Kardashian
Your sweet, sweet pain swimming inside of me
And this is for the questions that don't have any answers The midnight glancers and the topless dancers The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers

verse
Alessandro Orlando Art Critic
Boris Johnson’s Legs Akimbo
Jason's dick goes down like the Hindenburg
Love on an escalator...
Stupid pink feathers
It is big in japan

chorus
Spin me around
Popeil Dial-O-Matic
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

break
Da ****'s fo real
Ugly mother****er!
My pubic powder

verse
Num Num Numa
He next time you think you're special in some way or good at something or even above average, remember that Jason Genova thinks he's a good bodybuilder. Maybe you suck

bridge
Rob Linn Bailey
That hurt bad like diarrhea
You set us up. It was bull****, all of it.
It doesn’t matter
Party starts when I walk in

chorus
Spin me around
Popeil Dial-O-Matic
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break
I used to worship Al Bundy, now its Big Lenny!
Hitler did nothing wrong
----I gotta dumb myself down-----
Dance to my jam
Dancing like a druid, situation could be fluid
Drop it like its hot

verse
Like a ninja
Do you feel me?
I'm never gonna find a girl like that ever again, she was a dime in a ****in dozen bro
Off camera bro off camera bro
Here we go again

verse
One touch is all it took
-_-_-__- Matt McPickle like man semen
This ain't just some freaky scene

bridge
Yeah
Look into my eyes
Thinking about poetry
Tripod cookie cutter nate
One more time

chorus
Spin me around
Popeil Dial-O-Matic
Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Old 21st February 2019
  #238
Gear Head
 
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Middle of busting a nut

break
It ain't nothing but penis baby we are 18 forever baby we don't care about aging we're freaks 
Ye Ye Ye like Claude François
You held yourself blameless, though your love was aimless
My beats will melt your face...
I don't like to drink when I'm sick, and I usually drink until I'm ill
And it's all about you and what you do

verse
What up with yahoo tonite
The Pope Smokes Dope
Eminem is a little bitch

verse
First we gonna rock, then we gonna roll Then we let it pop, don't let it go
What else are we supposed to do?
Sometimes i think i'm going insane
I break for monster booty
They come in swarms, like ants, like army ants. Chng chng chng chng chng chng. Like a bunch of idiots
She's juicy like ripe fruit

chorus
Erase you
I'm a human bean
"Things aren't always as they seem" Except in Delray where they are exactly what they seem
It's the ****in thing from ****in Pokeyman!
Middle of busting a nut
Turn this up

verse
Why cant you see what your doing to me
Slap my brainpan with your groin dangler

chorus
Erase you
I'm a human bean
"Things aren't always as they seem" Except in Delray where they are exactly what they seem
It's the ****in thing from ****in Pokeyman!
Middle of busting a nut
Turn this up

bridge
After the laws kick in
Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women!
Random phrase in the base
Like mayonnaise

verse
Catch me on the night shift, see how freaky I get
Please stay with me
Missy as in Elliot
Even though the world is going to hell
Hmm this might be alright!

chorus
Erase you
I'm a human bean
"Things aren't always as they seem" Except in Delray where they are exactly what they seem
It's the ****in thing from ****in Pokeyman!
Middle of busting a nut
Turn this up
Old 24th February 2019
  #239
Gear Head
 
DarkLordSpaniard's Avatar
"That Idi Amin joke was funny"

verse
The porno when you inject yourself full of hormones
They come in swarms, like ants, like army ants
Marijuana, mary jane, mexican green. It's all the same.

verse
Automatic sexiness
My Fudge has melted, can you help me pack it away
Night of the dancing dead
The strippers in Las Vegas
Rabbit rabbit

chorus
That Idi Amin joke was funny
Aiiyo where my niggas at?!
Build it up, break it down
Bitch

verse
Some phrase
They come in swarms, like ants, like army ants. Chng chng chng chng chng chng. Like a bunch of idiots
I want to add you to my wishlist
I don't pay for work not done
Today I had a stressful day: played video games, I rested, I eated

verse
700lbs ripped, shredded and stirated, Straight out the basement!
Human bean
My magic wand
Shake it Shake it

chorus
That Idi Amin joke was funny
Aiiyo where my niggas at?!
Build it up, break it down
Bitch

break
It feels like we're in the last season
You think my father took me to Chuck E Cheese?!?
Instead of staring at the ceiling I figure I might as well find somebody and ****
She has the clap
She's gone

bridge
Yet again we see
I'm feeling cracked, like my software
Popkiller
It's all in your hair
There will be no panic
Turn humans into robots

chorus
That Idi Amin joke was funny
Aiiyo where my niggas at?!
Build it up, break it down
Bitch
Old 25th February 2019
  #240
Gear Head
 
DarkLordSpaniard's Avatar
This guy is the Beetlejuice of bodybuilding

verse
The greatest feeling you can get in a gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in a gym is the pump
Just
The scale is gay
Eminem wrote this

verse
Lazy O's Mom
I'm your turbo lover
Yolo, baby, and this ain't living
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

chorus
If you were that bothered you would employ me
Giving a shoutout to Hiyoashi, or Hiyoashi from Japan. Sorry about the uh Pearl Harbor incident, asian stuff. That was a long time ago, 2012, sorry about that.
Seven hundred phrases
This guy is the Beetlejuice of bodybuilding

verse
Pull it now
Glitter was arrested after a technician discovered pornographic images of children on the hard drive of a laptop
House and mouse

verse
Will Samplers prices go up?
**** the State
I always hate it when I have to wait for the black person to leave the bus before we can have our win and cheese soiree
Darkness in the autumn

chorus
If you were that bothered you would employ me
Giving a shoutout to Hiyoashi, or Hiyoashi from Japan. Sorry about the uh Pearl Harbor incident, asian stuff. That was a long time ago, 2012, sorry about that.
Seven hundred phrases
This guy is the Beetlejuice of bodybuilding

break
Mean old lady
Naw gimme money
Rest in peace

verse
Miss education
Purple Dick
One of many unknowns

bridge
Her svelte figure in animal-print
You think you phat
Our Antichrist is almost here
The peaceful, Chopin-esque music provides the perfect contrast to Lenny's fat, disgusting grotesque bloated body
Only OCD and ADHD, grew out of it though fortunately

chorus
If you were that bothered you would employ me
Giving a shoutout to Hiyoashi, or Hiyoashi from Japan. Sorry about the uh Pearl Harbor incident, asian stuff. That was a long time ago, 2012, sorry about that.
Seven hundred phrases
This guy is the Beetlejuice of bodybuilding
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