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The Keshanator (pop lyrics generator) Virtual Instrument Plugins
Old 3rd January 2014
  #181
You're the bitch, bitch!
Ass and titties titties and ass
Wawa Ontario
Even angels quake in fear
chorus
hello
My doctor prescribed lsd...
hello
More money more girls

hahaha! what?
Old 3rd January 2014
  #182
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Yes, I love it! I put in the phrase, and am delighted it came out as it did. I'm feeling compelled now to use it somehow in a 'proper' lyric.

Quote:
Originally Posted by prontold View Post
haha what a great chorus
Old 3rd January 2014
  #183
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is Keshanator still filled with completely ridiculous, pointless, unrelated crap like it used to be?
Old 3rd January 2014
  #184
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beat thang
These are the sounds of the innercity

Work it, Work it
I'll buy ten of those
Suck my money YO!
Collaborate and listen
ITS YA BOI
Drummer forearms

beat thang
These are the sounds of the innercity

Will Samplers prices go up?
Murder on the dancefloor
Steve Jobs style

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah!
Replace you
She's a Milf...
Hotter than a dutch oven
Half a sandwich is all you get
Old 3rd January 2014
  #185
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"Hotter than a Dutch oven"
Old 3rd January 2014
  #186
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I spent an hour or two on Keshanator the other night. Some gems in there for sure, but there's a lot of dross as well.

Quote:
Originally Posted by wwjd View Post
is Keshanator still filled with completely ridiculous, pointless, unrelated crap like it used to be?
Old 3rd January 2014
  #187
Quote:
Originally Posted by wwjd View Post
is Keshanator still filled with completely ridiculous, pointless, unrelated crap like it used to be?
Indeed it is.

All the phrases are user generated, so naturally there's some hit & miss.

I must admit I haven't tended to it as much as I should. People have probably been flagging the bad phrases but I've been too lazy to remove those.

But I am going to rewrite this from scratch and make it better eventually. Stay tuned!
Old 3rd January 2014
  #188
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Quote:
******s cramp
bridge
Flapjackin' all night
I'm watchin' you with binoculars

chorus
******s cramp
******s cramp
Lube it down
Nameless voids are everywhere
******s cramp
Get on yo kneez and pray

verse
This beat is dope
Am I squeezing you too hard down there?
So let's fast forward

bridge
While I visit with the greys...
I'm like a cellphone,without any bars,I'm so damn fly,I don't drive no cars

chorus
******s cramp
******s cramp
Lube it down
Nameless voids are everywhere
******s cramp
Get on yo kneez and pray

verse
I am the dream wizard
We are young
Everybody listens to techno...
Change back to a human
Burn it to Hell! all or nothing!



fukken sexual
Old 3rd January 2014
  #189
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bloodsample View Post
But I am going to rewrite this from scratch and make it better eventually. Stay tuned!
The Keshanator 2.0 , Cool!

Writing lyrics is hard work, this program has made my life much easier.
Old 5th September 2018
  #190
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bloodsample View Post
Indeed it is.

All the phrases are user generated, so naturally there's some hit & miss.

I must admit I haven't tended to it as much as I should. People have probably been flagging the bad phrases but I've been too lazy to remove those.

But I am going to rewrite this from scratch and make it better eventually. Stay tuned!
is this still getting maintenance? found some nasty s*** in the pool,
not sure if flags work - maybe flags should send to an 'eddy pool',
like a septic tank sort of thing, for deletion or not.

maybe you need a few moderators, as well, keep the thing going, share
the workload.

also think rhyming and grammar can work, if entries can be qualified as
'noun' 'adjective' 'verb' etc. - maybe have a chat with xoxos to see if
he has any advice.

unfortunately there's junk in there. also some funny stuff.
what 'rules' have you got at present? surprised that phrase i'd just
entered appeared very quickly. does age of the entry affect probability?
Old 5th September 2018
  #191
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why is the chorus always 3 lines?
(oh no, that's random)

Last edited by whatever17; 28th September 2018 at 07:43 PM..
Old 5th September 2018
  #192
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copy and paste into... (one example, this one's quick and has lots
of voices)

Voice Demo | ReadSpeaker Text to Speech
Old 6th September 2018
  #193
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First time trying it, here's what it came up with for the first song, which (was) ostensibly an instrumental...
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--- Songs For F*cking ---


verse
Whoops, I dropped my panties
Statistically full of sh*t


chorus
You should know by now?
Guessin' these NSA cant read your PC screen but they can read my brain
Party all night
Stick it in your pie hole
If you know what I mean


verse
It's that pubic powder
Sh*t a dick in my mouth
Cowboy buttsex
In bed
Heartwarming solitude
Grandma's on the dancefloor


chorus
You should know by now?
Guessin' these NSA cant read your PC screen but they can read my brain
Party all night
Stick it in your pie hole
If you know what I mean


bridge
Wake up, wake up
License plate said "Fresh" and had a dice in the mirror
Lick my pussy
Im a gonna let you finish taylor
Friends for life no matter how far apart


break
While I visit with the greys...
Prison sex!
No junkie
Taste the mystery, tastes like listerine


verse
Hotter than a dutch oven
So just call my name
Don't stop
Num Num Numa
Got my drunk text on


chorus
You should know by now?
Guessin' these NSA cant read your PC screen but they can read my brain
Party all night
Stick it in your pie hole
If you know what I mean


chorus
You should know by now?
Guessin' these NSA cant read your PC screen but they can read my brain
Party all night
Stick it in your pie hole
If you know what I mean
Old 6th September 2018
  #194
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copy&paste text into online TTS readers and record output.
(there are some quite realistic voices on some of those sites)
just been trying it out, have a load of junkspeech to chop phrases
out of now

if you just create verse,chorus,break,bridge, then randomize a few
times, it's fairly compact to copy into the reader. on the hunt now
for the best reader with a variety of realistic expressive voices.

because realtek HD audio on laptops no longer lets you record
stereo mix or wave out (what a load of cr*p...), apowersoft free
audio recorder is quite a neat little tool to keep on the quicklaunch:
it's quite useful for doing multiple takes without having to create new,
or name files as you close and save them; it does that automatically
with track number names, and you rename afterwards - or just chop
stuff out and dump the rest. (it's come to this with windows, that
you have to install extra stuff to get basic usability )
it's handy to record any stuff you might want to get whilst browsing.
Old 6th September 2018
  #195
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 24dB View Post

Taste the mystery, tastes like listerine
That's actually pretty accurate.
Old 6th September 2018
  #196
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There was another random lyrics generator, i forgot its name.
Its output was deeper than usual pop lyrics though.
Old 6th September 2018
  #197
Whiskey

verse

Bönthöööö!
You think you phat

chorus

My love is like boom
whiskey
Inhale my dildo
Beat you down
All together now
Im a freak with a duck strap

verse

Gasoline in your peehole
Than what
Where do I begin to create a pad from scratch?

chorus

My love is like boom
whiskey
Inhale my dildo
Beat you down
All together now
Im a freak with a duck strap

break

A new prescription
I dropped science and not I can't find a job...
Wank that mother****er
Chompin
She said I'm her number one
At grandpa's farm

chorus

My love is like boom
whiskey
Inhale my dildo
Beat you down
All together now
Im a freak with a duck strap



A definite hit but I'm still trying to figure out what 'Bönthöööö!' is?
Old 7th September 2018
  #198
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mutantt View Post
There was another random lyrics generator, i forgot its name.
Its output was deeper than usual pop lyrics though.

Lyrics by xoxos - there was a lyrics2 apparently -but xoxos' site has
gone all weird... does this VST2 thing mean that ALL old VST2 sites
will be bot-pulled come October?

Last edited by whatever17; 28th September 2018 at 07:50 PM..
Old 7th September 2018
  #199
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Quote:
Originally Posted by babylonpanic View Post
Lyrics by xoxos
Right.
Old 7th September 2018
  #200
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beggin' yer pardon, it's called 'Lyric', and i 'appen
to 'ave it right 'e-arr.

and this is the 1st thing it produced:
(he worked much more on the grammar side, with
a vocabulary, and word types, rules, etc.)

verse 1
he's going to present anyone's wing
anyone will deliver the natural show
though nobody could ripple
and anyone didn't desire her death

chorus
she's going to kick someone's family
he could place his familiar question
while she shouldn't jam
though they didn't damage their gap

verse 2
somebody shouldn't cross her moon
somebody should get someone's loose skill
when we didn't rotate
if it's going to live their echo
Old 7th September 2018
  #201
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next one:

verse 1
somebody would trouble a plant
he might crack her common water
though they won't rise
if somebody might question someone's peace

chorus
we will kick it's blood
anyone will control their closed voice
if you would rest
while everyone might respect her peace

verse 2
they shouldn't reach her south
everyone might not deliver everyone's unusual sister
when they could grow
while nobody won't exploit it's north

verse 3
somebody won't relieve a morning
nobody should represent her simple moon
when she's going to ripple
and he might not rock our north

verse 4
somebody might not sing their moon
Old 7th September 2018
  #202
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seems like he overdid the 'someone', nobody', anyone', 'everyone'.
it would be interesting to see how this kind of 'machine' is built.

suppose you'd first generate a valid sentence structure.
figuring that out in itself is a challenge, and you'd need to examine
the english language, for all sentence structures.

then you'd need a vocabulary, with each word having a 'type',
and then know tenses and irregular verbs.

to get something sophisticated would be a lot of work.
to get it rhyming would be something else altogether.

the rap generator is crap: every rap comes out "in a (place) state
of mind" ... hey fool, don't you know? " a child is born with NO state
of mind..."
Old 7th September 2018
  #203
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Quote:
Poo Poo on Your Face

verse
You left me in Vegas...
A death ray of love
B-hole in your mouth space
Crocodile shoes...peach melba...
International **** don't count on me
chorus
**** u
What you gonna do
Thats alotta nuts!
Poo Poo on Your Face
verse
I'm so sorry you feel that way
Take a dump on your stomach
break
I hate n******
Makin' love in the bathroom
Sailin' on a love raft
verse
Stardom's my direction! You catchin' my infection?!
Freakin' the streets like zombie
Lost the plot
Chill or kill the thrill is ill
No soup for you
bridge
Drunk pimps on the floor
See me on the tv
chorus
**** u
What you gonna do
Thats alotta nuts!
Poo Poo on Your Face
chorus
**** u
What you gonna do
Thats alotta nuts!
Poo Poo on Your Face
I can't even... There's some really bad stuff in here.
Old 11th September 2018
  #204
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Don't Forget To Feed The Keshanator !

there's a really good source of mad random phrases to add if you
search through 'comments' sections. just pick some trashy story
- already good for a few laughs - and then scroll down to the
comments to see what people have had to say. that's where you
get ready-made stuff, ready to copy and paste into the pool.

then copy your latest into the title and whack out a chorus with a
couple of verses..
Old 12th September 2018
  #205
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the Keshanator is the way to the Collective Unconscious !

Last edited by whatever17; 28th September 2018 at 07:48 PM..
Old 24th September 2018
  #206
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I'm loving this little gem it just spat out:

verse
Haven't we said enough
Handcuff me
Harry potter style

chorus
Work that pole
I'm yours, you're mine
Dick Tastin

verse
Don't front bitch!
We'll forget this even happened
I've got a rocket in my pocket
She added that she has enlisted

chorus
Work that pole
I'm yours, you're mine
Dick Tastin

bridge
I'm back from outer space, screamin in your face.
You dont really love me
The good news is that

chorus
Work that pole
I'm yours, you're mine
Dick Tastin

chorus
Work that pole
I'm yours, you're mine
Dick Tastin
Old 24th October 2018
  #207
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Keshanator appears to be malfunctioning pretty badly. I just ran it with the song title 'Syrian Geopolitics' and it spat out this illegible, incoherent mess:


[Wyclef Jean] (Missy Elliott)
Brrrr, yeah (ew, ew, ew, EW! yeah)
It's over, uh huh (that's right)
Missy With The Preachers Son, uh huh (ok)
It's over (ok), I told ya (yeah)
J-CLEF, let's go (ew, WOO)
Brrrrr

[Missy Elliott]
(uh oh)
Yeah, hey yo Clef (oh)
(Wylcef: Uh huh)
Uh oh (uh oh), these mother****ers ain't ready for this **** (oh)
(Wyclef: Hey)

[Missy Elliott]
Me and Clef on this track what you want
Heard you wanna battle us both I hope you don't
Hand me my mic, two woofers in my trunk (huh)
Sound like gonk-ga-gonk-ga-gonk-ga-gonk-ga-ga-ga-gonk (c'mon)
I drink that Dom Perignon (oh)
I drink that shot of Petron to turn me on (uh)
I got that red eye bomb, get you stoned (yeah)
I got them gunshots, head knock 'til my bed stop

[Wyclef Jean]
Hey, I'm from a place called New Jersey, they call it the New Jerusalem
I'm only here for one night girl, I'm on the plane tomorrow
But I love the way you move girl and do that belly dancin
So let's play you're my teacher and won't you give me my first lesson (C'MON)

[Break - Missy Elliott]
I teach you what you want (oh yeah)
The things you need to know (oh yeah)
Come in and shut the door (yeah)
Lets get this party goin (uh huh)
Baby let me show you, how you can satisfy a girl needs (oh yeah, c'mon, c'mon)

[Hook] - w/ ad libs
In the mornin, in the evenin
In the nighttime, gotta have it
It's a feelin I can't fight it
You got me speakin another language
(Alona Tal singing: Bo habibi, Nishtage'a*) - 2X
It's official raise your glasses
Cause this party gonna go to Damascus

[Wyclef Jean]
Yeah, she said her dad's in the Army and he's the number one sniper
And if he ever found out, he'd have me swimmin with the fishes in the water
Now I'mma say somethin crazy girl, I love you
I know we meetin for the first time in the club, but this feels like a deja vu

[Break] - w/ ad libs

[Hook] - w/ ad libs

[Interlude - Wyclef Jean] - 2X
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, gotta have it

[Missy Elliott]
W-Y to the Clef (c'mon)
Boy I keep it realer than the titties on my chest (yeah)
"Milk does your body good," come on take a sip
Like (*3 slurping noises*), it taste good don't it
You's a fine dreadlock, come on get
How many times Missy crushed the very best?
How many bombs on my summer, Funk Flex? (uh)
As many times as Teddy Reilly said "yep, yep"
Did you get it?
I stays on your mind like a fitted (uh)
Like Diddy make you walk for cheesecakes to the city (woo)
Rough chick, dirty jeans, ain't nothin pretty (uh)
Me and Clef steppin to the mic to get busy (c'mon)

[Hook]

[Missy Elliott - talking]
(uh oh) Yeah, hey yo Clef
(uh oh) Uh oh

[Wyclef Jean - talking]
What's up Missy (uh oh)
You know I love ya girl (oh)
What's up Missy
Let's go (uh)
I got the guitar soundin like a satar
Holy, holy, Jerry Wonder I need some security
Call police (*fades out*)



... That's surely its worst yet.
Old 24th October 2018
  #208
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'Gear Slut'

verse

This would be an ingenious solution
An informal potential roadblock
Alien conspiracy theories
Na na na na na na

chorus

Tongue the hole
WAY TO HIGH

bridge

Year of the Recall
I have alluded to what the appropriate starting point might be.
Here’s a brief roundup
Get ready for the drop

verse

Woops drunk before lunchtime again
Her svelte figure in animal-print
Wake up, wake up
Holla
Stick your butt in the air, and everyone say "derriere"
Who cares about injuries, we're freaks!

break

Word.
Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all
I’m doing it, living the life, it’s brilliant
She way hot
Yes beat up 12 guys try to rob me. they dont know i am bodybuilder
I don't give a ****

chorus

Tongue the hole
WAY TO HIGH
Old 30th January 2019
  #209
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"Freakin Vegan, Bro"

verse
You know they just don't care
Does she even know?

verse
Make it acid
Hear my heart beat
Raise your dongers

chorus
Freakin Vegan, Bro
She's half your age and twice as hot
Freakin Vegan, Bro
Fire, fire, piss me dry

verse
Try again
Squirting pink in your mouth
Stick your butt in the air, and everyone say "derriere"

verse
If the citizens of the United States are to turn away from the Communist Manifesto and preserve the purpose of the Declaration of Independence, the U.S. Constitution, and our Bill of Rights
Hard to resist
How did you come to the conclusion
Berlusconi is a PIMP
NSA watching me watching you...
It's amazing

bridge
The Leaning Tower of Pisa wasn't built overnight.
Take your post. The Marines are looking for a few good men. Unfortunately you ain't it. We will blaze a path into battle for others to follow. Surrender is not in our creed. Let me here you say that.
Between two blow up dolls
When I masturbate...
Smooth like Mondovi
I dies sorry i went to canada but i died on the way

chorus
Freakin Vegan, Bro
She's half your age and twice as hot
Freakin Vegan, Bro
Fire, fire, piss me dry

break
Parlez-vous français ?
I hope you got a glove on
Sweating like a mother
Better than anal probes
The riddle of steel
The ignorant fool drooled in the pool

verse
I run loops while I profit
When's Marvel ?

chorus
Freakin Vegan, Bro
She's half your age and twice as hot
Freakin Vegan, Bro
Fire, fire, piss me dry
Old 30th January 2019
  #210
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"Order 66"

verse
I'm the Carrot Top of bodybuilding
Masculine Masquerader
A spoilt millennial
It's Piss
Pussy nigga black people
These aren't the drones you're looking for

chorus
Smash 'em up like Mario
Order 66

verse
I'm a sample of Jesus. I'm a super being Read more at: Benny Hinn Quotes - BrainyQuote
To take the fall

bridge
The hate was online
Blood and guts
I'm the Mexican Mozart
Show me where the knife went in
Like diarrhea

chorus
Smash 'em up like Mario
Order 66

break
Don't count me in
_Whens Marvel ?
You need surgery

verse
When we drink a cup of coffee or spoon heated chicken noodle soup or chili out of a Styrofoam cup, we are also taking in small doses of chemicals that leach from the container. Heat activates this transfer, as does oil, acids and alcohol. Read more at: ht
Rolling deep with bottleservice
I'm not a card, i'm the whole ****in' deck
Poppin' cherries like a pop star boy
Wont you stay with me

bridge
Does his mamma know he's playing marine?
The average UK citizen’s net lifetime contribution is zero

chorus
Smash 'em up like Mario
Order 66
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