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The Keshanator (pop lyrics generator) Virtual Instrument Plugins
Old 27th September 2011
  #151
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Quote:
Originally Posted by deft_bonz View Post
They should only get a license when they do a bundle plus an Android app and for GS-members for free
LOL! Can you imagine all these amateur DJ/rapper wannabe's with iPads, jacked VST, virtual 808s, and other plug ins from torrents creating endless new Keshanator tunes.
Old 27th September 2011
  #152
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Franc View Post
LOL! Can you imagine all these amateur DJ/rapper wannabe's with iPads, jacked VST, virtual 808s, and other plug ins from torrents creating endless new Keshanator tunes.
$$$$$$$!

As an app (Keshanator) may just sell... heh
Old 28th September 2011
  #153
Quote:
Originally Posted by Franc View Post
... all these amateur DJ/rapper wannabe's...
Quote:
Originally Posted by seen-da-sizer View Post
As an app (Keshanator) may just sell... heh
cha-ching!





Old 28th September 2011
  #154
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oh dear

Placebo

verse
Mob boss italo killer
Press play
Do you feel the rhythm?
Like mayonnaise



chorus
In your welfare state
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
I should be in detention



verse
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Smoking guns and bombs, weed and bones
All together now
Love the way you fry
DJ Superstar



bridge
Wank me up
Get up, get back



chorus
In your welfare state
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
I should be in detention



break
House and mouse
Pool babe cool babe
Wit hits the fan
It ain't no secret



chorus
In your welfare state
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
I should be in detention
Old 28th September 2011
  #155
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Quote:
Originally Posted by seen-da-sizer View Post
$$$$$$$!

As an app (Keshanator) may just sell... heh
This all reminds me a bit of this.

Audio Engineer vs Client - YouTube

Audio Engineer vs Client

Girl in Indian/Asian voice: I pay you ten pounds you make me sound like Jay-Z.

Keshanator may be ideal for studio owners and engineers with "cheap ass" clients who want to be stars.

You could put together a hit record in about 30 minutes.
Old 28th September 2011
  #156
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sh*t this is funny...

Crabs

Is everybody happy?
Aviator shades
And you can't call it straight now?

Pissing up the windpipe
It's straight up mysterious
Cooler than Chris Lago
I'd rather have sex with a cheese-grater than spend another minute with you
Grandma's on the dancefloor
First class, yo this is bad,

crabs
crabs

Tonight, on unsolved mysteries
Bitch I farted!

crabs
crabs

Delete you
Arrest him
Kick my butt and treat me bad

crabs
crabs

Everyday I'm shuffling
I like your beard
Nocturnal nastyness

crabs
crabs
crabs
crabs

Spin you around
What's the word on the street?
If it feels right
Old 1st October 2011
  #157
Update

I've added a facebook page for the keshanator and a 'like' button at the bottom of the site (as one of you had suggested). Feel free to spread the love.

You may need to refresh the site in order to see the updates. Or you can access the facebook page directly.

Cheers!
Old 1st October 2011
  #158
verse
I'll buy ten of those
First class, yo this is bad,
chorus
Burn it to Hell! devil's oven!
You are like Stephen Fry
Pull it out
verse
Harry potter style
Electro hater
Dont hate me, im just a smoking bee
verse
I need you to make this worth my while
I.C.P. ain't got **** on me
Freakin' the streets like zombie
Ageless stranger
Old 3rd October 2011
  #159
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Son I am disappoint!
Whats wrong with modern music! Is it all just a pretty face with a team of unnamed secret talented producers etc behind them?!


Black eyed peas used to have some awesome tracks with deep lyrics about not selling out and bridging the gap between rap and calypso, but now all they want to do is get down on the floor?!
Old 3rd October 2011
  #160
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Alpha9 View Post
Son I am disappoint!
Whats wrong with modern music! Is it all just a pretty face with a team of unnamed secret talented producers etc behind them?!
Don't sweat the small stuff, just get busy with the fizzy.


Makin' love in the bathroom
Check it out yo
Poppin Bottles
Poppin Bottles
Yebal ya tvoi rot
Kill it!

Sinfully Delicious
I don't pay for work not done

Take a dump on your face
Learn from my mistakes

Sinfully Delicious
I don't pay for work not done

Rock the banana!
Public pubic power pusher
Can you feel it?
Covered in butter
Pray for me

Sinfully Delicious
I don't pay for work not done

Old 13th October 2011
  #161
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The Keshanator is a blast! Hillarious. Congrats! I don't follow the MTV scene/modern music but although I see it's **** it still inspires such great projects like that. Just polish it a bit and it'll be amazing.

And now the song.

Title: I'm son of the postman

Lyrics:


verse

Sinfully Delicious
Glitter boom boom party action
Fallin' down the hole
My Fudge has melted, can you help me pack it away
Get spanky with the Krankies


verse

Trance
Smoking guns and bombs, weed and bones
Binaural bisexual buy you anything you like
She is my new girl
Coming out
Boy and girl


bridge

No need to panic
Your wet lips
I'm so sorry you feel that way
Best not pause it
Yo yo yo, I teach spastics to dance
You make me feel like a Spice Girl


chorus

Army ranger style
I'm on the Edge
Flammy bacon bam
I'm son of the postman
Can't go in reverse though
Beware the tides


break

First class, yo this is bad,
Glitter boom boom party action
Dj keeps spining


chorus

Army ranger style
I'm on the Edge
Flammy bacon bam
I'm son of the postman
Can't go in reverse though
Beware the tides


bridge

All night
Look at me
Don't think about me


verse

Poppin Bottles
A death ray
Sreaming like a r-e-t-a-r-d
Yo yo yo, I teach spastics to dance
I work for the government
Smoking guns and bombs, weed and bones


bridge

Celestial dictatorship
Yo check my beat
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
Compress me


chorus

Army ranger style
I'm on the Edge
Flammy bacon bam
I'm son of the postman
Can't go in reverse though
Beware the tides


verse

Hot body
Gonna lick you up n down
Killer mustard, kick the sauce
Gettin' round is way too easy
Press play
Im gonna bone till you moan



I think it turned out allright; well, at least after the first chorus. I spelled r-e-t-a-r-d that way as GS is censoring it (needlesly in case of a moronic lyric)

P.S. Sorry for my language/spelling errors.
Old 14th October 2011
  #162
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Lazy Monkey Booty

verse

Praise me
Gonna shave your cat
Get off
I pray for you


bridge

Learn from my mistakes
Homer-sexual yeah
It's straight up mysterious
Tongue the hole
Faster faster faster faster
From A to Z and back to A


chorus

Lazy Monkey Booty
Lazy Monkey Booty
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
Lazy Monkey Booty


bridge

Who the DJ now?!
And show me what you've got
Arrest me
Hey ho hey yah


chorus

Lazy Monkey Booty
Lazy Monkey Booty
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
Lazy Monkey Booty


verse

Hit it and quit it
Party all the time
Open your mind
Yo ho ho and an ass full of come
Running down my leg


bridge

To Jupiter getting more stupider
Makin' love in da club
Trying to touch my junk
I'll buy ten of those
Look at me looking at you


chorus

Lazy Monkey Booty
Lazy Monkey Booty
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
Lazy Monkey Booty


break

Has she agreed?
Because your momma knows all the tricks
The money is cold but the gun is hot
Down under
Make it a triple


break

Move to the rhythm
Too much thinkin' leads to worry
Pull it now
Bitch
We gotta' situation
Test the waters, Take the plunge


chorus

Lazy Monkey Booty
Lazy Monkey Booty
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
Lazy Monkey Booty


chorus

Lazy Monkey Booty
Lazy Monkey Booty
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
Lazy Monkey Booty


chorus

Lazy Monkey Booty
Lazy Monkey Booty
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
Lazy Monkey Booty
Old 3rd January 2013
  #163
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bloodsample View Post
Ok enough bla bla, go play with it yourself:
The Keshanator
(Yes, this is meant to be a joke)

I laughed so hard. Brilliant!
Old 3rd January 2013
  #164
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I just don't know what to say....here is my new masterpiece named "Take it higher"

Take it higher

verse

Bitch I farted!
I came buckets
You make me feel like a Spice Girl
I'm in the orifice supply biz

chorus

Gadzooks!
Take it higher
Nameless voids are everywhere
Flapjackin' all night
Take it higher
Trance

verse

Ass titties
Arrest you
Shrink love
A chamber full of ammo
They had it coming, **** them

chorus

Gadzooks!
Take it higher
Nameless voids are everywhere
Flapjackin' all night
Take it higher
Trance

bridge

Word around town I'm down, you down,we down!
My life got flipped, turned upside down

chorus

Gadzooks!
Take it higher
Nameless voids are everywhere
Flapjackin' all night
Take it higher
Trance
Old 3rd January 2013
  #165
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WTF is this ****?

verse
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
Clock dat
I pray for you
Press play
And it's all about you and what you do
chorus
Poop in My Hole
Take it slow
Poop in My Hole
Poop in My Hole
Empty your mind and the world will follow
verse
Love
Snakes make me drool
Join me on a journey to the mountains of madness
Wanna get my rocks off
I feel so empty
chorus
Poop in My Hole
Take it slow
Poop in My Hole
Poop in My Hole
Empty your mind and the world will follow
break
Corrupt cops lift skirts in the evening
Don't break my heart
Get your game up
Get high!
chorus
Poop in My Hole
Take it slow
Poop in My Hole
Poop in My Hole
Empty your mind and the world will follow
bridge
You are one canabilistic bitch baby
Show me where the knife went in
I got my ride tricked
It's straight up mysterious
chorus
Poop in My Hole
Take it slow
Poop in My Hole
Poop in My Hole
Empty your mind and the world will follow
verse
Riding hard all night long
Trance
chorus
Poop in My Hole
Take it slow
Poop in My Hole
Poop in My Hole
Empty your mind and the world will follow
Old 3rd January 2013
  #166
LOL! I love that you guys resurrected this thread!
Old 3rd January 2013
  #167
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Ha! This is bloody brilliant!


Poop in my hole... Take it slow BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Laughing pretty hard at the moment! Hahahaha!




alexP
Old 3rd January 2013
  #168
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verse

My body
King kong gorilla ****
Space lord mother mother
When it's nothing but a memory

chorus

**** Those ****ing ****ers
Surgery purgery
**** Those ****ing ****ers
**** Those ****ing ****ers
Transform me

verse

I'm so bad it's a crime
Imagine
Like a wagon full of puppies

break

Ass titties
Just like that
I'm so sorry you feel that way
Suckin' on my donkey dick

verse

Turn the scene to something strange
I need you to make this worth my while
Abracadabra my dick is hard
My life got flipped, turned upside down

chorus

**** Those ****ing ****ers
Surgery purgery
**** Those ****ing ****ers
**** Those ****ing ****ers
Transform me

bridge

Doin' the difficult brown
Resuscitate Moi
Your bisexuality
I want a 300 pound man to make my dreams come true
We don't mess around

verse

Perfect body
Like Berlusconi
Like a g-penis
Gettin' round is way too easy
Take a dump on my stomach
Rockin the dancefloor

chorus

**** Those ****ing ****ers
Surgery purgery
**** Those ****ing ****ers
**** Those ****ing ****ers
Transform me



And for all you Quake fans:

verse

Electro lover
Oh **** you
Like french kisses
Erase you

chorus

I'm stroking my BFG 10000
I'm stroking my BFG 10000
I'm stroking my BFG 10000
Sinfully Delicious
I'm following you on Twitter

verse

Take away my heart
Raise your glass
Expand me

break

And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
It's over don't you hear?
Shake it, be careful not to break it

verse

Rockin like a ret*rd
Take a dump on your face
Knock knock who's there
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall and he made a big black hole

chorus

I'm stroking my BFG 10000
I'm stroking my BFG 10000
I'm stroking my BFG 10000
Sinfully Delicious
I'm following you on Twitter
Old 3rd January 2013
  #169
"I Failed English"
written by: A. Nonymous

verse
When I think about all you took from me
I work for the government
Abe Lincoln likes his drinkin' smell his finger that be stinkin'
Down under
Eminem is a little bitch
Wit hits the fan

chorus
I Failed English
I Failed English
I Failed English
Party all night
That smile is scary

verse
Drop it like its hot
This song sucks

chorus
I Failed English
I Failed English
I Failed English
Party all night
That smile is scary

bridge
Bath you in my pool
No junkie
Take a dump on your stomach
Do you feel the rhythm?
I know you're empty

chorus
I Failed English
I Failed English
I Failed English
Party all night
That smile is scary

chorus
I Failed English
I Failed English
I Failed English
Party all night
That smile is scary
Old 3rd January 2013
  #170
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the poo poo game

chorus
My barber is from italy
Eat my fanny
I'm following you on Twitter
Get ready for the drop

verse
Sort of - like - you know...
Can´t you understand?
Lazy O's Mom

verse
Take me to your room
Welcome, oohoo, to the first day of the rest of your money, yeah
Rockin' white nikes

break
Black pop black pop black pop
I work out!
Lazy O's Mom
And all I got was this lousy t-shirt
This system sucks dicks!!! D:
From the Dali Lama to Barak Obama

chorus
My barber is from italy
Eat my fanny
I'm following you on Twitter
Get ready for the drop

break
Hatred fills my heart
Let me in
Electric drag race groovin dance hall

verse
Hardcore! Hardcore!
I want to add you to my wishlist
Roundhouse kick

chorus
My barber is from italy
Eat my fanny
I'm following you on Twitter
Get ready for the drop

verse
I could teach you, but I'd have to charge
Marry me mister
Oooooooo
DJ Turn It Up
So just call my name

bridge
Met you in the mall
Shrink love

chorus
My barber is from italy
Eat my fanny
I'm following you on Twitter
Get ready for the drop

break
Outside
Hotter than a dutch oven
The night of our lives
Lying on my back
Smoking guns and bombs, weed and bones
It's getting ha


*firing up autotune*
Old 3rd January 2013
  #171
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bloodsample View Post
LOL! I love that you guys resurrected this thread!
That would be me
Never seen it before. Love it ! hehe
Old 3rd January 2013
  #172
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You had it coming

verse
Like Stephen Fry
Dos mojitos por favor
Kiss my ass
On it like an Easter bonnet
Harry potter style

verse
Hoodeehoo rendezvous
Love
Because your momma knows all the tricks

chorus
Gee willikers
I do it like a bitch
You had it coming

verse
I think we should go to couples therapy
Like a real man should

chorus
Gee willikers
I do it like a bitch
You had it coming

bridge
I come buckets
Rock out with the fellas
So don't blame me

verse
Wouldn't piss on fire to put you out
Put your paws up!
Can my friend come too?
Biggest loser? more like biggest users

chorus
Gee willikers
I do it like a bitch
You had it coming
Old 30th December 2013
  #173
Here for the gear
keshanator

A year late, but had to say this is brilliant. Haven't laughed this much in ages.

I've just added a heap of new phrases. Keen to see what'll pop out in the form of a hit song.

(I wonder who added Wawa Ontario. It's my home town.)

Donna
Old 31st December 2013
  #174
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My god this is great! I feel like I might actually pay for a deluxe version with rhyme schemes.

Perfect Manslave


Perfect Manslave
If my head explodes my neck will get cold
I cum buckets

Everybody move
Can't shake it
A duffle bag of duck strap
That all you got?
Just open your heart

If you rub my magic lamp, it'll grant you a wish!
Don't be a Richard

Dj keeps spining
What do I do? what do I do? what do I do? what do I do right?
I do it like a bitch
Madonna kissing Britney
Like an alien
Screaming like a ******** monkey

Perfect Manslave
If my head explodes my neck will get cold
I cum buckets

Cool story bro
I get hi
Ich bin ein berliner
MATT MCNICHOLL HAS A MANGINA

I'm swaggin bitch
You know you're hot and so am I
Do you feel the love?
Pool babe cool babe

Perfect Manslave
If my head explodes my neck will get cold
I cum buckets

Perfect Manslave
If my head explodes my neck will get cold
I cum buckets

Perfect Manslave
If my head explodes my neck will get cold
I cum buckets
Old 31st December 2013
  #175
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This one is ...

Stuck In

Buxom creature
Raison d'etre
The best one yet
Boom-Boom-Boomarang

London to Ibiza
Like William Shatner
Especially upsetting
One plus one equals four

Like a bowl of peaches
Statistically full of ****
Stuck In
Ass titties
I like those shoes...
Stuck In

Praise me
Enough with the squeaky shoes
Bill cosby with no legs
In the name of Love

Futuristic silence
Fricking crazy
Get off

Like a bowl of peaches
Statistically full of ****
Stuck In
Ass titties
I like those shoes...
Stuck In

Cool story bro
First class, yo this is bad,
Da ****'s fo real

Like a bowl of peaches
Statistically full of ****
Stuck In
Ass titties
I like those shoes...
Stuck In

Like a bowl of peaches
Statistically full of ****
Stuck In
Ass titties
I like those shoes...
Stuck In
Old 31st December 2013
  #176
I'm crying right now reading these.........Don't be a richard!!!!!!!!

It's Over Bitch

Get high!
Runnin this town
Time to get a little bit manic

Shirt Ripper!
It's Over Bitch

You make me wanna
It happens far too often...

Shirt Ripper!
It's Over Bitch

Shoulda had the birth control
Like bruce lee
Shimmy shimmy ya ya ya
Gonna kick you down gonna dick you down...
CIA FBI DEA can't **** with me

Is this the real life or is this just fantasy?
Put your number twos in the air!
My vag smells like shhiiiit
Groovin' and a-movin'
Roll you in Nutella...
I freak you with my electric eel...

Shirt Ripper!
It's Over Bitch
Old 31st December 2013
  #177
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giant big oh

verse
Vampire love
You got me in the eye
Wit hits the fan
And Satan sang a hymn
I fart lemons
I wanna show you

chorus
I got ten boys
None stop don't stop work dat mop...
Harvest my organs

verse
That smile is scary
4 out of 5 dentists recommend
Supra fly metrosexual...

chorus
I got ten boys
None stop don't stop work dat mop...
Harvest my organs
bridge
Hot pants
Shake that fat ass you hoe
Only users lose drugs...
Apples are just like bananas so sweet and delish

chorus
I got ten boys
None stop don't stop work dat mop...
Harvest my organs

chorus
I got ten boys
None stop don't stop work dat mop...
Harvest my organs

break
Poppin Bottles
All I wanna do is **** your body
Hit it and quit it
Babylon
Welcome your reptilian overlords...

chorus
I got ten boys
None stop don't stop work dat mop...
Harvest my organs
Old 31st December 2013
  #178
Quote:
Originally Posted by prontold View Post
My god this is great! I feel like I might actually pay for a deluxe version with rhyme schemes.
lol! You've inspired to me to work on this some more. I might polish up the UI a little this weekend and I'll look into having a rhyming version.
Old 3rd January 2014
  #179
Here for the gear
That's good news about a possible rhyming version.

In the meantime, here's my contribution.

In A Reptilian Manner

Lesbian
I got ten cars
Yoyoma

verse 1
Moon hangin' like a fingernail
Don't cuss little misses don't cry
I like it when you sit there
She has the clap
Your butt is like an apple to me
Beat Thang. Do people take it seriously?

chorus
In a reptilian manner
In a reptilian manner
In a reptilian manner
Bounce

verse 2
Time to pay the price boy
Hear my heart beat
I can see clearly now that Wayne has cum

chorus
In a reptilian manner
In a reptilian manner
In a reptilian manner
Bounce

bridge
Smoking guns and bombs, weed and bones
Get higher
This line is too naughty

chorus
In a reptilian manner
In a reptilian manner
In a reptilian manner
Bounce
Old 3rd January 2014
  #180
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haha what a great chorus
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