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The Keshanator (pop lyrics generator) Virtual Instrument Plugins
Old 23rd September 2011
  #121
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Ha ha... who added 'The Queen is a reptilian' FIVE times?!?! Lulz
Old 24th September 2011
  #122
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bloodsample, I hope you've made yourself a really fast admin screen to throw some of these out based on date ASAP, and perhaps a few hard IP blockers for repeat offenders.
Yeah I'll fix these things over the weekend. Not sure how well IP blocking will work as it's easy to fake, but I'll definitely try to ease the deletion process. I'll also prevent duplicates from being added.

A more sophisticated approach would be to implement a user/login system but that's overkill for this little joke app. What I can add is a primitive flagging system where users can flag certain phrases which would then help me quickly find and delete them if needed.

I never thought there'd be this many phrases added lol.
Old 24th September 2011
  #123
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This is soooooooooooo good!!!! I'm laughing my head off!

I'd like to see it working in Spanish. Any chance???
Old 24th September 2011
  #124
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Originally Posted by Naindurth View Post
This is soooooooooooo good!!!! I'm laughing my head off!

I'd like to see it working in Spanish. Any chance???
1.) Keshanator

2.) Google Translate

3.) Autotune

4.) ....

5.) Profit
Old 24th September 2011
  #125
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POP

verse
Yo check my beat
A fi****ll of ham
Give me another chance
CIA FBI DEA can't **** with me
Pray for me

chorus
Ham on everything
pop
Banging on my BeatThang
Brownstar bangin'

bridge
Rinky Tinky Tinky
Oh girl I love your winds
Here, the keys to your flat
Change back to a human

break
My female sexuality
Beats by Dr. Dre
Old 24th September 2011
  #126
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I was referring my writer friends to this, but now with so much stupid bs lines, it's no longer useful for ACTUAL intention.... I realize it is a "joke" but it used to be a MUSICAL BASED joke. now people are adding stupid because they can. as a stupid random line maker, it works great. as a spoof on MUSICAL stupidity, that joke has gone. I hope you can fix it, because it DOES HAVE actual application use
Old 25th September 2011
  #127
Ok boys and girls. The Keshanator v3 is here and it's now at TheKeshanator.com!

I cleaned up a lot of mess and made it more manageable.

Here is a list of the new changes:
- New domain! Now it's at thekeshanator.com
- Added check for duplicate phrases (you can't add a phrase that already exists)
- Added ability to flag phrases (so that they're easier for me to find and delete)
- Added logging for each phrase added (users whose phrases get highly flagged will be blacklisted)
- Added a PayPal donate button in the footer (in case you're feeling generous ).


So help me help you by flagging the phrases you deem as spam, racist, nonesense or obvious self promotion. I will be able to see which phrases have the most flags and possibly delete them. I can also automatically blacklist users that added phrases which got a large number of flags (past a certain threshold). Blacklisted users will still be able to use the site but won't be able to add phrases.

The moderating will still be manually done by me so I can still veto false or accidental flagging.

I hope that we can clean up the bad phrases and keep the keshanator running smoothly!


Next on my todo list (still not confirmed):
- Auto-rhyming feature (rhyming phrases are matched in AABA or other common forms)
- Advanced setup option so you can define the number of lines per section (and possibly other things).
- Chord progression generator (maybe).
- A list of forbidden sub-phrases and words to automatically filter out unwanted garbage.
- Any suggestions?


I know this started off as a silly joke (and in many ways it still is) but I'm actually quite impressed with some of the lyrics you guys generated!

Cheers and thanks for showing interest in this, it's been a lot of fun to develop!

Old 25th September 2011
  #128
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Originally Posted by wwjd View Post
I was referring my writer friends to this, but now with so much stupid bs lines, it's no longer useful for ACTUAL intention.... I realize it is a "joke" but it used to be a MUSICAL BASED joke. now people are adding stupid because they can. as a stupid random line maker, it works great. as a spoof on MUSICAL stupidity, that joke has gone. I hope you can fix it, because it DOES HAVE actual application use
Thanks for your feedback. I understand the issue and I'm working on fixing it as the app slowly transitions from silly joke to potentially useful. This will take some time as I don't want to overload the app with tons of features at the moment. For now it's just meant for fun but in time as I get more and more feedback from users I can fine tune it into something more sophisticated. Generating actual coherent lyrics is a challenging task but one I hope to eventually tackle.

Until then let's just take our gay fish and sink vomit and make profit wit dem sik beetZ!
Old 25th September 2011
  #129
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This has to be one of the funniest threads.

I don't listen to any of this current rubbish but just reading the hilarious lyrics makes me hear it autotune in my head.
Please make it stop playing in my head!

Keep em coming - this is riot. This is better than Koko the Jungle Boy thread.

Great job Bloodsample & Simonator.
Old 25th September 2011
  #130
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Originally Posted by bloodsample View Post
momeny.
moprolems
Old 25th September 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by bloodsample View Post

Great skills dudah!


There are still a few Chris 'Loser' Lago adverts in there... I've flagged them.



Quote:
Originally Posted by bloodsample View Post
- Any suggestions?
How about a 'produce' button that instantly records the track for you, and spits out a mastered, ready to release 320kbps mp3?
Old 25th September 2011
  #132
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Ha ha... who added

'I am Chris Lago my nuts are like raisins yo!'?
Old 25th September 2011
  #133
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How about a 'produce' button that instantly records the track for you, and spits out a mastered, ready to release 320kbps mp3?
Good idea. I would strip it down to just nice TTS mp3. But with the choice of singing style, voice character, etc.
Old 25th September 2011
  #134
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Originally Posted by deft_bonz View Post
nice TTS
Everyone loves nice tts
Old 25th September 2011
  #135
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There are still a few Chris 'Loser' Lago adverts in there... I've flagged them.
Cool thanks. I've already deleted the first batch that were flagged, along with the ones with the n word in them. For now I'll continue to remove them manually but next weekend I'll implement an automatic checker for offensive words like n****r and C***s L**o.

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How about a 'produce' button that instantly records the track for you, and spits out a mastered, ready to release 320kbps mp3?
It can actually be done. You just need software to generate a midi file with multiple tracks then load the file into a DAW with randomized templates that include preloaded synths and mastering presets. The vox can be generated by microsoft sam. Then detune the oscillators, sprinkle some breakdowns & noise buildups, slap some sidechain compression on everything, wobble the bass, autotune the vox and we're good to go. Call it "The Cookiecutternator". The only problem is automating the whole process.
Old 25th September 2011
  #136
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Originally Posted by bloodsample View Post
TheKeshanator.com
Get rid of the "the", that domain's still free too and it's easier to remember.

Quote:
The moderating will still be manually done by me so I can still veto false or accidental flagging.
Looks like you should instate a whitelist instead of a blacklist. Or, consider locking it down completely and use this thread for suggestions instead of making it completely open. That way you can pick and choose and you only get good stuff instead of a huge influx of bad.

You can even make it so that you copy & paste (part of) someone's post in there, separate by linebreaks and then filter out any dupes. It'd make your life a lot easier, especially if you'd start promoting it.

Which reminds me, add ads. If they're just text-based nobody'll mind.
Old 25th September 2011
  #137
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as song title I chose 'pedophilia' for no reason at all.

Here is the result:


verse
Chris Lago, the girls all love me
Complete me
Gonna have flashbacks for infinity
chorus
I fell over wearing my clarks, hanging out with the hammer head sharks
pedophilia
break
Gangster like Bill Gates
Pimpin
I want you to know—I think you're the reincarnation of my dead cat
verse
What can I do
**** your face
chorus
I fell over wearing my clarks, hanging out with the hammer head sharks
pedophilia
chorus
I fell over wearing my clarks, hanging out with the hammer head sharks
pedophilia
RandomizeStart over



I was somewhat surprised to find a fellow gear slut referenced in the first line!!!
Old 26th September 2011
  #138
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Originally Posted by szf View Post
POP

verse
Yo check my beat
A fi****ll of ham
Give me another chance
CIA FBI DEA can't **** with me
Pray for me

chorus
Ham on everything
pop
Banging on my BeatThang
Brownstar bangin'

bridge
Rinky Tinky Tinky
Oh girl I love your winds
Here, the keys to your flat
Change back to a human
almost like a kool keith song!
Old 26th September 2011
  #139
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Here is a first attempt

Pimpin with Mah Hommies


It's all in your head
Bounce
Buy another round
Mechanic lovin'

Burn it to Hell
Fallin' down the hole
Cold heart
Gone wild
Expand me
Breadbox, beatbox


Outside
Break me up uh uh up
Pimpin With Mah Hommies
Pimpin With Mah Hommies
That looks delicious!


Mother, just killed a man
Full moon
There was a little tol shed where he made us suffer, sad satan
Pray for me
Sexy
Get off


I am Chris Lago my nuts are like raisins yo!
Harvest my organs
Sexy
Change back to a human


Outside
Break me up uh uh up
Pimpin With Mah Hommies
Pimpin With Mah Hommies
That looks delicious!
Old 26th September 2011
  #140
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Franc View Post
I am Chris Lago my nuts are like raisins yo!
Harvest my organs
Lulz ;-D
Old 26th September 2011
  #141
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verse
Lemme see dat booty shake
Babylon
Do you feel it in the air?

bridge
I feel so empty
I rode a horse to your town
Detune my two oscillators
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood

chorus
Shika boom characasha
Shika boom characasha
Throwback sax
Shika boom characasha
Shika boom characasha

verse
No red balloons
Hit that joint
So let's fast forward
Nude pics of Miley Cyrus, Don't open it's a virus

break
Eat you
Met you in the mall
Front to back back to front
I will kill your dreams

chorus
Shika boom characasha
Shika boom characasha
Throwback sax
Shika boom characasha
Shika boom characasha

verse
Piss in the wind
I'm a gay fish
Electro hater
Cold heart
Pass da spliff
Grandma's on the dancefloor
Old 27th September 2011
  #142
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Piss in the wind
I'm a gay fish
Electro hater
Cold heart
Pass da spliff
Grandma's on the dancefloor
LOL! Honestly if I could sing I'd record this stuff.
Old 27th September 2011
  #143
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Man alive, I haven't laughed this hard in months!!!

Pony Up Bitch

verse
Activate
Pull it out quick
All my friends are dead
That looks delicious!
Gonna be a superstar

chorus
Only agenda is to please you
Sweating like a mother
Pony up bitch
Hell Yeah!

verse
Slippin' up but that's okay
Bling-a-ling-aling
Clap your hands
So tell me
Sinfully Delicious

bridge
Expand me
I pray for you
My robot love
Take a dump on your face
Be my bitch
Poppin' bottles on dry ice

chorus
Only agenda is to please you
Sweating like a mother
Pony up bitch
Hell Yeah!

break
Oh oh oh
That smile is scary
Dress up my crabs in Louis V.
3-2-1
Mob boss italo killer

verse
Lemme see dat booty shake
Get on the dance-floor
I got ten bitches
Press play
From Satan down under, to Dog up above
Wank me off like a chinese cat

chorus
Only agenda is to please you
Sweating like a mother
Pony up bitch
Hell Yeah!
Old 27th September 2011
  #144
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Originally Posted by ttown23 View Post
Wank me off like a chinese cat
lolwtf?
Old 27th September 2011
  #145
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Originally Posted by bloodsample View Post
lolwtf?
Classic!

It's like David Bowie's word salad... only dumbed down... quite a bit... for general consumption. Brilliant!!
Old 27th September 2011
  #146
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Classic!

It's like David Bowie's word salad... only dumbed down... quite a bit... for general consumption. Brilliant!!
Quite a bit - indeed. What a great line. Wonder if Bowie was writing China Girl and his work salad got to part about wanking him off like a Chinese cat.

Can the program have a toggle for the chorus to rhyme? Is rhyming done in this genre of "musak?"
Old 27th September 2011
  #147
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Offer add on packs of the latest phrases ...

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Old 27th September 2011
  #148
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I don't listen to any of this current rubbish but just reading the hilarious lyrics makes me hear it autotune in my head.
Please make it stop playing in my head!
I heard iZotope is interested, they might be preparing a bundle
A.
Old 27th September 2011
  #149
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I heard iZotope is interested, they might be preparing a bundle
A.
They should only get a license when they do a bundle plus an Android app and for GS-members for free
Old 27th September 2011
  #150
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They should only get a license when they do a bundle plus an Android app and for GS-members for free
The "awesome" T Pain engine for free... heh
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