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The Keshanator (pop lyrics generator) Virtual Instrument Plugins
Old 22nd September 2011
  #91
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris Lago View Post
I doubt that the Keshanator can write a song like that:
Lulz... you mean this bad or this good?

I somehow have an inkling that you actually think this is a good piece of music? o_0
Old 22nd September 2011
  #92
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Ya Know I'm Right

break


Baby, baby no wait.
Better not pause this
Take a dump on your stomach
The cruel bitch that you is
Just open your heart


chorus

Ya Know I'm Right
Ya Know I'm Right
Mum and dad
Makin' love in the bathroom
Ya Know I'm Right


verse

It's like your knees are in different time zones
Harvest my organs
Me, myself and I
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Carefully adjusted


chorus

Ya Know I'm Right
Ya Know I'm Right
Mum and dad
Makin' love in the bathroom
Ya Know I'm Right


bridge

Your red eyes
It is big in japan
His magic wand
Get on the floor
Throwback sax


chorus

Ya Know I'm Right
Ya Know I'm Right
Mum and dad
Makin' love in the bathroom
Ya Know I'm Right
Old 22nd September 2011
  #93
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Originally Posted by gingataff View Post
Ya Know I'm Right
Ha ha... possibly the best song yet!
Old 22nd September 2011
  #94
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did someone RICK ROLL your app?

"Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down"

probably shouldn't put known copyrighted lyrics in it
Old 22nd September 2011
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I would just like to remind everyone that I had the idea of the song title being in there somewhere so I demand royalties for each chorus

aight?

a chorus from mine:

chorus
I hope you got a glove on
Toilet love


lol
Old 22nd September 2011
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It's hilarious fun to see your phrases end up in other people's trippy creations.

I like the idea of keeping the phrase pool totally open for contributions but maybe having an option where you could further modify the song by randomizing select lines two or three more times -- sometimes a particularly fecal line ruins the whole thing, if you feel me.
Old 22nd September 2011
  #97
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Originally Posted by rasseru View Post
a chorus from mine:

chorus
I hope you got a glove on
Toilet love


lol
Ha!
Old 22nd September 2011
  #98
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I borrowed SimplePlan "Robot Motherf*****" lyrics, so we'll share royalties on this massive hit once finished...
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Keshantr-Robot_Motherf.mp3 (979.9 KB, 168 views)

Old 22nd September 2011
  #99
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Originally Posted by wwjd View Post
did someone RICK ROLL your app?

"Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down"

probably shouldn't put known copyrighted lyrics in it
Well, the original concept was that it was all of the generic lyrics like 'put your hands up'/'hey DJ' etc that no-one could possibly claim copyright on.

I agree that the example you cite is taking things a bit too far though... but if cut into half, I think it would be fine...

Barry White - Never Gonna Give You Up

TJ Cases - Never Gonna Let You Down
Old 22nd September 2011
  #100
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I borrowed SimplePlan "Robot Motherf*****" lyrics, so we'll share royalties on this massive hit once finished...
A.
PMSL!!

It somehow sounds like an electroclash mash-up of Suzanne Vega's Tom's Diner Vs Kesha
Old 22nd September 2011
  #101
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@Andy BT... will you please talk us through how you made this?
Old 22nd September 2011
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@Andy BT... will you please talk us through how you made this?
As you suggested: Mac OS text to speech + Live wrapping, tweaking AT better may lead to funnier results
Glad you hear the Kesha touch too! heh
A.
Old 22nd September 2011
  #103
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Originally Posted by Andy_bt View Post
As you suggested: Mac OS text to speech + Live wrapping, tweaking AT better may lead to funnier results
Glad you hear the Kesha touch too! heh
A.
Dare I say... it actually sounds quite respectable!!... or at least could do with a fair amount of effort put into it.
Old 22nd September 2011
  #104
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy_bt View Post
As you suggested: Mac OS text to speech + Live wrapping, tweaking AT better may lead to funnier results
Glad you hear the Kesha touch too! heh
A.
With heavier AT, people might mistake it for the real Kesha though.


Regards,
Frank
Old 22nd September 2011
  #105
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Keshanator > text to speech generator > Autotune preset > Microsoft Songsmith
Okay... I just tried this for myself.

Of course, it still sounds like total @ss; the lyrics make no sense & the musicality is utterly banal... as though it were composed by a newly-born manatee flailing against a waterproofed JP-8000.

I cut the song to some footage of destitute crack wh0r€s, and alcoholic beverage adverts from the early 90s that I found on www.archive.org ... then uploaded the results to youtube... what do you think:








Okay... so it's not good... but not too bad for 3 minutes of work eh?
Old 22nd September 2011
  #106
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Originally Posted by ionian View Post
With heavier AT, people might mistake it for the real Kesha though.


Regards,
Frank
I now realize I've been a bit conservative...
A.
Old 22nd September 2011
  #107
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I told my friend about the Keshanator & he just emailed me back with his first result:


All up in the money bus
One more time
Sweating like a mother
Official shizzle
Ham on everything

verse

I need you to stay
Like french kisses
I feel so empty
My swag on ultra fag
Rock the banana!

chorus

Handcuff me
Your red eyes
Woody's Hip
Punch the clam

verse

Got your beard in a grip!
C-h-r-i-s L-a-g-ooooo
Make that booty Shake-Weight
Hear my chronic sonic colonic
She gave me a kissin' and she gave me my ticket
ATF NSA IRS can't **** with me




WTF is this? If narcissists are abusing this for self promotion, then that is pretty shameful.

Old 23rd September 2011
  #108
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Originally Posted by Simonator View Post
Okay... I just tried this for myself.

Of course, it still sounds like total @ss; the lyrics make no sense & the musicality is utterly banal... as though it were composed by a newly-born manatee flailing against a waterproofed JP-8000.

Okay... so it's not good... but not too bad for 3 minutes of work eh?
Seems like repetition is a big part of the style, so I had a beer and gave it a second try (sorry for the 3mn of work beat)...
Digging the "Keshanator" so far!
Anyone for some supersaws?
A.
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Keshanator2.mp3 (979.9 KB, 162 views)

Old 23rd September 2011
  #109
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andy_bt View Post
Seems like repetition is a big part of the style, so I had a beer and gave it a second try (sorry for the 3mn of work beat)...
Digging the "Keshanator" so far!
Anyone for some supersaws?
A.
lol nice, the voice reminds me of that song at the end of the game 'portal'.




lol you guys have no idea how hard I laughed reading this thread hahah.

Ok well it seems people are digging this so I'll definitely start working on the iphone app. I may even add a rhyming feature to it.

I agree there is potential for the phrases to get out of control. I'll have to come up with a system to work this out. The first thing that comes to mind is a simple voting system where you can thumbs up or thumbs down a phrase. So phrases that have too many down votes will have much less chance of being in the lyrics. I could also put a flagging feature where users can flag phrases that are racist, self promotions, or obvious copyrights.

It will be risky, but I think part of the fun here is that users get to contribute their own phrases so it's a worthy risk IMO.

If you have any other feature requests or suggestions for the iphone app let me know here.

Cheers!
Old 23rd September 2011
  #110
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Inspired by Andy_bt I've made this tune called "Give It Up"

oops I seem to have lost the audio player

Give It Up.mp3
Old 23rd September 2011
  #111
Old 23rd September 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gingataff View Post
Inspired by Andy_bt I've made this tune called "Give It Up"

oops I seem to have lost the audio player

Attachment 254774
The Keshanator is just crazy heh
Old 23rd September 2011
  #113
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that ke$ha 'song' is one of the worst pieces of drivel I have ever had the misfortune to allow enter my ears.


Her 'style' is like something that the great U.S of A spewed up after a drunken night on the bud lights and she sings like a crossbred mutt.


urgh
Old 23rd September 2011
  #114
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gingataff View Post
Inspired by Andy_bt I've made this tune called "Give It Up"

oops I seem to have lost the audio player

Attachment 254774
Oh $hizzle homeboy... you've nailed the Kanye West sound!

Totally Gayfish.
Old 23rd September 2011
  #115
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Lulz... who added these to the phrase pool?:

Chris Lag-o I like to get dressed in drag yo!
Chris Lago all the boys love me
Chris Lago I pack fudge
Chris Lago I suck bag
Chris Lago I'm a fag


I somehow suspect it wasn't Chris Lago himself... although I think he might have brought it on himself by adding a bunch of phrases with his own name in there?

Ha ha... there's now about 20-30 phrases containing 'Chris Lago' in there somewhere... wtf?!?
Old 23rd September 2011
  #116
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Lulz... who added these to the phrase pool?:
bloodsample, I hope you've made yourself a really fast admin screen to throw some of these out based on date ASAP, and perhaps a few hard IP blockers for repeat offenders.
Old 23rd September 2011
  #117
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Originally Posted by gingataff View Post
Ya Know I'm Right

break


Baby, baby no wait.
Better not pause this
Take a dump on your stomach
The cruel bitch that you is
Just open your heart


chorus

Ya Know I'm Right
Ya Know I'm Right
Mum and dad
Makin' love in the bathroom
Ya Know I'm Right


verse

It's like your knees are in different time zones
Harvest my organs
Me, myself and I
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Carefully adjusted


chorus

Ya Know I'm Right
Ya Know I'm Right
Mum and dad
Makin' love in the bathroom
Ya Know I'm Right


bridge

Your red eyes
It is big in japan
His magic wand
Get on the floor
Throwback sax


chorus

Ya Know I'm Right
Ya Know I'm Right
Mum and dad
Makin' love in the bathroom
Ya Know I'm Right
brilliant
Old 23rd September 2011
  #118
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gingataff View Post
Inspired by Andy_bt I've made this tune called "Give It Up"

oops I seem to have lost the audio player

Attachment 254774
heh
Kanye in bed with the Dafts!
A.
Old 23rd September 2011
  #119
Quote:
Originally Posted by Simonator View Post
Lulz... who added these to the phrase pool?:

Chris Lag-o I like to get dressed in drag yo!
Chris Lago all the boys love me
Chris Lago I pack fudge
Chris Lago I suck bag
Chris Lago I'm a fag


I somehow suspect it wasn't Chris Lago himself... although I think he might have brought it on himself by adding a bunch of phrases with his own name in there?

Ha ha... there's now about 20-30 phrases containing 'Chris Lago' in there somewhere... wtf?!?
I knew it wouldn't be long until people started adding idiotic phrases, definitely needs a filter and some moderation!
Old 23rd September 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ohmicide View Post
I knew it wouldn't be long until people started adding idiotic phrases, definitely needs a filter and some moderation!
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