1.
Question: "When you're not talking about politics, what do you and your father talk about?"
Bush: "Pussy."
(To David Fink of the Hartford Courant, at the 1988 ********** Convention, Salon, 9th April 2000)
...so i guess all that religious fervor really is just an act heh
2.
"Rarely is the questioned asked: Is our children learning?" βFlorence, S.C., Jan. 11, 2000
3.
"My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt." -George W. Bush, in his budget address to Congress, Feb. 27, 2001
4.
"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
5.
"Then I went for a run with the other dog and just walked. And I started thinking about a lot of things. I was able to - I can't remember what it was. Oh, the inaugural speech, started thinkin through that." -George W. Bush, in a pre-inaugural interview with U.S. News & World Report
6.
"The Ambassador and the General were briefing me on the....the vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice." George W.Bush, 28th October, 2003
7.
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." βWashington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
8.
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question." George W Bush, Reynoldsburg, Ohio, Oct. 4, 2000
9.
"These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suiciders out." George W. Bush, speaking about terrorists, Portsmouth, N.H., Nov. 1, 2002
10.
Bush: "I talked to my little brother, Jeb - I haven't told this to many people. But he's the governor of - I shouldn't call him my little brother - my brother, Jeb, the great Governor of Texas."
Jim Lehrer: "Florida."
Bush: "Florida. The state of the Florida."
News Hour With Jim Lehrer, PBS, 27th April 2000

.......And some not so funny quotes.......
"Boy, they were big on crematoriums, weren't they?" George W Bush, after touring the Auschwitz death camp, Chicago Sun-Times, 29th January 1992
"You're all going to hell." George W Bush joking about what he would say to Israeli Jews upon arriving in the Middle East in 1993, Austin-American Statesman, 1st December 1998
"I will never apologise for the United States of America - I don't care what the facts are." George W Bush at a press conference introducing the Coalition of American Nationalities, 2nd August 1988