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Old 19th July 2005
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Behringer breaks away from audio!

I think it's about time for the Behringer Ultra Vac, based off of the Dyson DC07 (which a friend of mine says definately DOES loose suction)

Also, the Behringer Ultra Kitchen Ware, based off of EmerilWare (because that's not too original either)

And, VIDEO GAMES!!! Come on, the possibilities are endless, let's hear your ideas.
Old 20th July 2005
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mxeryus's Avatar

Behringer will soon introduce SuperVario. Other games to be released will be Medal of Vomit, Where in the world is the Copyright Office, Need for Speakers, The Slims and Copying Nemo.
The rumors that Behringer is backing the Korean Automotive Industry won't be denied nor confirmed.
Old 20th July 2005
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Ziggy!!'s Avatar

Not to forget the UltraDrive 4400.

Its a car thats looks similar to a Toyota echo on the outside, but runs on a 2 cylinder lawnmower engine on the inside.
Old 20th July 2005
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how about behringer birth control? Since they're good at screwing people maybe the could do it safely.
Old 20th July 2005
screwing their customers, yes. but protecting their customers while getting screwed? i don't think that's the behringer way. so i give a no-vote-of-confidence for the birth control. they'd probably manufacture rubbers with pre-punched holes.
Old 20th July 2005
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Behringer birth control pills - in fact they're just 100% sugar
Old 20th July 2005
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drmmrboy's Avatar

OK. I'm in...
I think I found the pic on this board like a year ago. Still a classic.
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Old 21st July 2005
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rumours that behringer is ripping off behringer but having the units assembled in buckingham palace and these special edition units will be individually tested by god for quality control.

" brian adams "
Old 21st July 2005
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themaidsroom's Avatar

the uli behringer elite pro signature line is what we're waiting for here in nyc -
a rumoured, naugahyde - fur - audio - combo kinda thing - it functions
in both analog and digital modes..............
Old 21st July 2005
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see if you can figure this one out...
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Old 22nd July 2005
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Thank you! I needed a laugh today.... hehehehehehe!!
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