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Old 29th August 2007
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sick world... mating dolphins..

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Old 29th August 2007
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How do you find this stuff?

Either way reminds me that years ago there was a dolphin (bottlenose I think) who moved into an estuary here in UK. He used to come up to swimmers and was generally very friendly. Too friendly it turned out, at least for a female reporter who noticed his erection and his eagerness to rub it on her!
Other then that wild male dolphins are very fond of gang rape when it comes to mating. To the extent that males help each other out kidnapping females, trapping them in a shallow bay and then raping them for a few days at a time. The males take turns to keep the female trapped while one of them goes feeding. The female does not get fed as the hunger weakens them and makes them easier to be raped.

Also Bottlenosed dolphins have been known to kill smaller porpoises if they meet.
There was some harrowing footage of those killings on tv here. Stopped now but only after the bottlenoses kiled all porpoises in that particular estuary.

Dolphins may be intelligent but they are far from nice!
Old 29th August 2007
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How do you find this stuff?
actually a Danish-friend sent this link to me heh


pah.. Dans..
Old 29th August 2007
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Dolphins may be intelligent but they are far from nice!
Doesn't make 'em any less sexy.
Old 29th August 2007
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How do you find this stuff?

Either way reminds me that years ago there was a dolphin (bottlenose I think) who moved into an estuary here in UK. He used to come up to swimmers and was generally very friendly. Too friendly it turned out, at least for a female reporter who noticed his erection and his eagerness to rub it on her!
Other then that wild male dolphins are very fond of gang rape when it comes to mating. To the extent that males help each other out kidnapping females, trapping them in a shallow bay and then raping them for a few days at a time. The males take turns to keep the female trapped while one of them goes feeding. The female does not get fed as the hunger weakens them and makes them easier to be raped.

Also Bottlenosed dolphins have been known to kill smaller porpoises if they meet.
There was some harrowing footage of those killings on tv here. Stopped now but only after the bottlenoses kiled all porpoises in that particular estuary.

Dolphins may be intelligent but they are far from nice!
Are you sure they're not flashing colors in East LA as well?
Old 29th August 2007
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Danish eh? Nice pastries but the dane living across the road from me is seriously weird,
slightly pervy and near constantly drunk. I hoped he might be an exiled one-off but may be he's not...
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Danish eh? Nice pastries but the dane living across the road from me is seriously weird,
slightly pervy and near constantly drunk. I hoped he might be an exiled one-off but may be he's not...
hahahahahahaha! well my family history (partly) and lastname are Danish... maybe that's why I get weird looks in public...
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thanks.








Old 30th August 2007
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Soooo... nobody has a problem with people ****ing dolphins? I mean, lonely shepherds have a centuries old reputation for humping sheep, camels or whatever herding animal makes up their flock, but it never really struck me as being... OK. There are several other ways of getting down when you need. I think it takes a depraved individual to take it up with an animal in heat. Why not just find a willing participant of your own species?

I don't believe that animals are capable of sharing emotionally based sex with a human. They're just horny.

Oh, by the way: eww (no, not ewe!).

Hey, also.. why did you post this?
Old 31st August 2007
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Question

But will the dolphin respect you in the morning?
Old 3rd September 2007
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how does a dolphin look unrouged hehheh the morning after?
Old 3rd September 2007
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Don't know... busy trying to imagine a dolphin with smudged lipstich and mascara.

Whats 'No' in dolphin and does it actually mean 'no'?
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