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Old 10th February 2007
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audio your mom jokes.
I dunno if this has been posted before.. but anyone got any good audio jokes?


one day I realized stereo mic techniques make great your mom jokes.


Hey... just thought I'd let you know that your mom and I did the x y, then we moved and I inverted her phase and we started doing it midside. Oh then she gave me binaural head. God I love ORTFing your mom.

haha I don't know. I'm bored. sorry.
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Old 10th February 2007
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wow, i don't know what so say... I just don't know what to say
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Old 10th February 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Graham Tobias View Post
I dunno if this has been posted before.. but anyone got any good audio jokes?


one day I realized stereo mic techniques make great your mom jokes.


Hey... just thought I'd let you know that your mom and I did the x y, then we moved and I inverted her phase and we started doing it midside. Oh then she gave me binaural head. God I love ORTFing your mom.

haha I don't know. I'm bored. sorry.

Beautiful. Best. Your mom joke. Ever.


No doubt your mom had to use the large diaphragm.



-0.9
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OH MAN! Nice.
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Old 10th February 2007
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I dunno if this has been posted before..
I am pretty sure this is the first time.
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Old 10th February 2007 | Show parent
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your mom likes a big tube....
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Your Mom likes to come in the control room and play with my big knob.
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I gave your mom a "MANLEY SLAM"
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Talking
yo mamma is so fat ,she has basstraps under her feet so you cant hear here come walking down the street.
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Well Ravian - yo mamas so fat when she walks in front of the speakers we miss half the verse and a whole chorus!
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heh
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Your mama's so fat your daddy couldn't get to her pu**y, so we had to DI her box. But he was singing a Crane Song when she gave him Hedd... (He had no Egrets afterwards... )
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your mom is manley
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Your mama's so fat, when she walks into the room your room modes change
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Yeh?

Well yo mamas so hairy, we could shove a mic up her bum and put Rycote out of business!
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Originally Posted by goatie View Post
Your mama's so fat, when she walks into the room your room modes change
If she is quiet, good with a broom, makes a good cup 'o java and stands in the corner like a good girl while I'm mixing, she's hired!



P.S. They're called nodes, not modes. Modes are scales. Nodes are those things sticking out of your mama's neck....heh
Last edited by ArcCirDude; 10th February 2007 at 06:22 PM.. Reason: Humor
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YO MOMMA SO BIG WAVES CHARGED ME $800 TO WUP HER
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Your mom gave me HEDD 192 times.
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YO MOMMA SO BIG WAVES CHARGED ME $800 TO WUP HER
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I made your Mom and her friend Figure 8 and then I Rode them all night long!
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LOL amazing jokes
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Cool
7 Hz

your momma Aural Excited my ProTool.
and then i Insert it my Bigknob in her BigBottom.
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i just normalled your moms patchbay
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your momma Aural Excited my ProTool.
and then i Insert it my Bigknob in her BigBottom.
Ha! That was worth the wait!

I think we have a winner!
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i just normalled your moms patchbay
I heard that you shorted it...
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Cool
your momma insert smels like BlockFish.
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your momma insert smels like BlockFish.
After I got finished with your mama's insert, it smelled like SpitFish...
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What's the matter? Did I Frequa-lize you?
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Cool
Quote:
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After I got finished with your mama's insert, it smelled like SpitFish...
then i Smack! ed ya momma 2 the ground and now she smels like floorfish
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heh
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