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Old 10th February 2007 | Show parent
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your mom likes a big tube....
And the SolidTube too.

-Aaron
Old 10th February 2007 | Show parent
  #62
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Cool

last night i shock mount it my Big Ben in you mommas i/o (whuz here name rosetta)
Old 10th February 2007 | Show parent
  #63
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well you don't have to worry cause when i entubed your mama it was class-A discrete stuff....
Old 10th February 2007 | Show parent
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but really your mama is so ugly next time i am going to need a sub...
Old 10th February 2007 | Show parent
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The other night while staring at the Kosmos, wondering where Voyager was, I saw Andromeda and then a Fairlight came shining down and I could smell the Ions as the 2 Bus drove by. Then a Prophet spoke to me as I reached my Apex as your mama touched my Big Knob.
Old 10th February 2007 | Show parent
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your papa's big ben is ultracurve'd and had problems 2 focusrite
Old 10th February 2007 | Show parent
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Now I'm going to have myself a Calvados, a drink made from an Apple, (not Adam's), watch as my Stylus drops on Trilogy, my favorite ELP album, and enjoy your mama, a wonderful Character, a Vintage Warmer, a True System, a Studio Project (being so fat and all..) after binding her with my balanced cables, and try out her vaginal Emulator as I compresser, recorder (a SoundDeluxe for sure), while contemplating my ID. Don't worry everyone, I'll give her the Mercenary Edition....
Old 10th February 2007 | Show parent
  #68
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Yo momma couldn't stop nudging my pro tool.
Old 10th February 2007 | Show parent
  #69
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I saw yo mama on the cover of "Gearslutz" Magazine.

War
Old 10th February 2007 | Show parent
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I saw yo mama on the cover of "Gearslutz" Magazine.

War
How dare you, you CAD!
Old 11th February 2007 | Show parent
  #71
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your momma is so fat
i DI'd you mamma with my Cactus and Blueberry juice came out of her
Old 11th February 2007 | Show parent
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Quote:
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How dare you, you CAD!
Hey, Alesis the truth!

War
Old 11th February 2007 | Show parent
  #73
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Your mama's so worthless, Oram named his new product line after her.
Old 12th February 2007 | Show parent
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Should I ride her or just smash the **** out of it?

Inflator? We just met!

I'll probably just punch in on the lil' freq till it's in the pocket.
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