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with my native instrument i made kontact with you momma's I/O
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And your Access gave her a Virus...
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your momma is so fat i needed sonar to find her interface.
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And your Access gave her a Virus...
heh
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Well Ravian - yo mamas so stupid, she though autotune was a German composer.
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Geez. This is what happens when audio engineers don't have any work.

To many male connectors and not enough female.
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Geez. This is what happens when audio engineers don't have any work.

To many male connectors and not enough female.
Yeah, I don't work on Saturday night. I drink beer and surf gearslutz.... Hey, Henry...When are you gonna come to Norway and jam?
Old 10th February 2007 | Show parent
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Your momma's so slutty her input impedance is close to a fraction of an ohm. You'll get all sorts o' noise from her, but most of all the loudest hummer you ever heard.......I don't know of any man on earth what can drive that load......
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I routed 5 dudes into yo mommas patchbay

and when they were done

I mixed them all in her box
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Well Ravian - yo mamas so stupid, she though autotune was a German composer.
you momma is so stupid, she thought that a Adam 58-style Microphone was a vibrator that emulated a old man's cock.
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Your momma's so slutty her input impedance is close to a fraction of an ohm. You'll get all sorts o' noise from her, but most of all the loudest hummer you ever heard.......I don't know of any man on earth what can drive that load......
nice heh
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Well, Ravian, I had to use some Nitro to blow off the Frohmage from your mama's input. After tht Oddity, I applied some Nicer-izer to her diaphram and DI'd it back into her Tubessence...
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i love this thread. keep them cummingdfegad
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And speaking of Plugins..... Your mama!
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yeah well, your mama's so fat, when she walks into my control room, my LSR32's have to recalibrate
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im so glad your mom has a sidechain input
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im so glad your mom has a sidechain input


Freak...

Yeah, it's what I call her Bag End...


Last edited by ArcCirDude; 10th February 2007 at 10:13 PM.. Reason: Hey, all comedians refine their act...
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you mamma is so fat even the GreatRiver is to smal 4 her.
Posted just 4 no Reason.
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you mamma is so fat even the GreatRiver is to smal 4 her.
Posted just 4 no Reason.
Well, when your mama opens her legs and a Great River comes flowing from her output, even the best Gate can't hold that Massive flow Passive.
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And your mama is so fat that when I look at her I can't Focusrite.
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Your momma loves to plug in my big snake.
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i stomp'd your momma's DI Box with my Manley Massive Passive Tube
but she gave me a Blue Ball.
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And your mama is so fat that when I look at her I can't Focusrite.
heh thumbsup
Old 10th February 2007 | Show parent
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Yeah, I don't work on Saturday night. I drink beer and surf gearslutz.... Hey, Henry...When are you gonna come to Norway and jam?
Man. I'd love to. I have some former students whose names I don't remember and probably couldn't pronounce who live in Norway.
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you momma is gifted she gave me Propellerhead last night for no Reason.
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Well, your mama is definately Massive, however, hardly Passive. And I was Violet before I emptied "The Tube" into her RΓΈde ("red" in Norwegian!) chamber. Sorry, I didn't mean to Distressor....
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you momma is gifted she gave me Propellerhead last night for no Reason.
Well, you should've seen your mama after I ReWired her...
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This has got to be one of the fastest moving threads ever.
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And yeah, I was the Fantom that Inflated (stretch) her without any Motif..
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This has got to be one of the fastest moving threads ever.
Well Henry, you of all people should know that you gotta be on your toes when you improvise..

Last edited by ArcCirDude; 10th February 2007 at 10:39 PM.. Reason: Stumbled over a ii-V....
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